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Smol fairy godfather who has lost his magic wand up his own ass.

Chronically horny and terrified halfling.

Compulsory Professional Cassandra At Large

Unrepentantly sardonic Cait Sith living in a trashcan full of love and screes and yips.
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That is indeed how a cycle of abuse forms.

As children they were abused, and watched other children be abused. Eventually the child accepts abd rationalizes it unless there is intervention or that child is unusually resilient.

By the time they become adults and parents, they will have had
adults tend to think children are not capable of complex thoughts or feelings and are incredibly cruel to them as a result. a little baffling as we all have been kids, and i'd wager most of us became familiar with suffering at an early age.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Starting the Thanksgiving break the right way by staying up way past our bed time.

We're 27 and 38 years old respectively but clearly fail at being rational adults by any respectable standard.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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For folks who don't cook like this but want to, I suggest that you think of things you cook and google "what can I do with leftover ..." Somebody has probably thought of good food you can make with any leftovers from a dish. Bones? Broths? Skins? Whatever. Aspire let *nothing* get thrown away.
I've split my crockpot rosemary chicken, potatoes and carrots into three containers: leftovers, a portion of the liquids to turn into a gravy, and a portion of the liquid to use as a broth for making rice in the rice cooker. The joy of strategic cooking is in how the end of one meal preps the next.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Chicken,mashed potatoes, carrots w dill, pierogi's.

Yes I cooked it all. I even grew the carrots & potatoes. Hehehe

#wifeme
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It would be so lovely if they could let us redo class and job quests the same way we can redo msq.

To be frank some of the funniest stuff can only be experienced on a character *once* and that is a crying shame.
I don't know how many games make it easy to jump back in after a year or more of not playing, but in case anyone is wondering, Final Fantasy XIV is not among them.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Kissed my dog on the paw like she's a fair maiden.

(She is in fact a fair maiden)
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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One of the funniest things a friend of mine said to a now ex-boyfriend: We both work full-time jobs and you want me to make you dinner and wash your clothes when I get home? You may want to be a civil war reenactor but I don't think roleplaying being a house servant is going to be my hobby, sorry. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Thinking about "octopi and centipedes are both very maternal animals you know" and hiding my face in my blanket
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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To charm a dragon
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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There's a lot of stuff I drew that I completely forget about until I somehow cross paths with it again. Like this cat version of Nullen getting some back rubs from a macro...Wish that was me rn.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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i'm having a wet rat party tonight on my discord server. it's a stream of giving my dog a bath. my friends will get to see my previously poofy dog deflate into Wet Rat Territory. the wetting of the rat ceremony.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A the sweet smell of success.

Er... so to speak.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
*Slow eyebrow raise at the news of The Bad place updating to show where accounts are posting from. *

How very... illuminating.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
GODDAMNIT MY BF JUMP SCARED ME AGAIN.

I was on the couch, very much aline, gave a big stretching yawn. In the three seconds that yawn took, suddenly there's A Wild Boyfriend two inches from my fucking face.

Cue battle theme.
a black and white image of a pattern of trees and a skull .
ALT: a black and white image of a pattern of trees and a skull .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Their parents. <3
Miguel and Barbra (One Miguel is with his buddy Anne)
Miguel went through a lot of scar designs for the car accident -3-;
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*dreamy sigh*
Found some Dean art while looking for stuff to cheer myself up. I love my Deanie Baby. He's madly in love with his spouse Beatrix. (Bean)
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Commission of Misterman and Umbert for @enzozzle.bsky.social. Go check out the Animation Workers Ignited shorts! #UmbertActually #pixelart
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Not disputing anything here, just want to present some systems level thoughts here. I used to work at a batterer intervention prevention program (BIPP). Men who had been found guilty for various levels of abuse were sent to us to complete a program designed to match the severity of abuse...
Just a PSA to the men out there who are mad about not getting what they want in this world: Being a man is like playing life on easy or at most normal difficulty, you need to get your shit together, the world is not against you because you're a man
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
imagine if someone's super power was that every time they reached a certain level. if heightened emotion, they and everyone around them break out into a musical number.

Nobody thinks it's weird except the 5% who are immune to it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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#mdnk
it's okay medaka. happens to the best of us.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Why do people act like fun only counts if it’s parties, trips, or busy plans? I can stay in bed with snacks, binge random shows, scroll through playlists, stare at the ceiling for hours, and still feel like I’m living my best life
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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having too much fun with tiny meteor (my first chara to get his air cell outfit)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Fuck it
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM