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Caesar Flunk
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Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.
Pinned
** sighs **

Water is not wet

clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...

Purple does not exist

www.snexplores.org/article/colo...

Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
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I don't want to relitigate the Sprout discourse, but cor, look at these.
Brussels sprout bhajis.
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My afternoon is getting worse as Mrs F is watching a Christmas movie so cheesy, the house smells of Stilton.

There is nothing left for me to do other than get quite drunk and pretend / forget today didn’t happen.
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Being Olé’d by Forest fans has to be a new low…
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Oh, FFS!
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The terrible passing will continue until morale never comes back.
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Sunderland's hatred of Newcastle runs so deep, they only put "visitors" and not their rivals' badge on the scoreboard 😭
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Beefball and the Cymru Costacurta coming on?
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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** sighs in Tottenham Hotspur **
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Great hit from Gray. Dele-esque turn and shot.
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
** sighs in Tottenham Hotspur **
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Winning a game 2 - 1 without actually scoring a goal is some kind of achievement
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Jaysus Andersen…that’s embarrassing
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Relegate Burnley now…it’s for their own good
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Anyway…Plur1bus is fucking great, isn’t it?

Binged it this week and I’m actually enjoying waiting for episode 8.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
He’s also too old to play with Lego…
December 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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This thread will make your day better.
I could use a laugh this morning, so: what are y'all's favorite Far Side cartoons?
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
David Lynch: The Dreamer | A BFI Retrospective
YouTube video by BFI
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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When Hunter S. Thompson ran for sheriff of Aspen — this will always be one of my favorite political anecdotes
May 11, 2023 at 12:26 AM
One of the work Teams chats is currently being used to post 'wacky' AI generated Christmasy images using people's profile pictures.

In related news, I have never been so glad that I have not set up a profile picture for my Teams profile, as I am right now.
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Still, no doubt that after crypto - and after the metaverse - we've all learned our lesson and won't greet the claims of the next lot of heavily PRed transformational technology so uncritically.
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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This took me far too long to make. If only there was some kind of machine could've done it for me…
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
And in today’s episode of ’If you want something done properly, do it yourself’ I’ve been surveying Emergency Telephones…
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My word. These are, by some considerable margin, the best mince pies I’ve had for a while.
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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paywall
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM