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Caesar Flunk

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Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · Sep 18

** sighs **

Water is not wet

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Purple does not exist

www.snexplores.org/article/colo...

Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 49m

Where you keep your glasses of course!

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 2h

I’m fairly sure I’ve put mine thru a wash unscathed, so AirPods 2-1 Washing Machine on aggregate

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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 20h

Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.

Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.

If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.

Python Software Foundation @python.org · 21h

Please read our statement, share it with your networks, and support us if you can. www.python.org/sponsors/app... psfmember.org/civicrm/cont...

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 18h

Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 3h

Counterpoint. Ban the fucking things!

A Department for Transport spokesperson said: "We know headlight glare is frustrating for many drivers, especially as the evenings get darker."
What to do in the face of brighter headlamps:
• Ensure your windscreen is clean
• Wear glasses and keep them glasses
• Avoid looking straight ahead, instead focus on the edge of the road
• Do not wear night sunglasses sold for night-driving, as they reduce overall light and won't reduce glare.
Source: College of Optometrists

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 4h

To be honest, me neither, but his birthday is apparently 2nd May 1972…

I think he may be a little older than that though.

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 4h

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4th 1990.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve muted notifications for this now. Honestly didn’t expect so much interaction from this.

And while it wasn’t my intention when posting, it does make me wonder just how much money posting engagement bait can make you.

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 4h

And that’s a NO from me…

A screenshot from BBC Sport Gossip:

Barcelona lead the chase for Marseille's England forward Mason Greenwood, though Tottenham and West Ham are also interested in the 24-year-old. (Teamtalk)

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 4h

Update. They’ve replied. It wasn’t entirely helpful.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 18h

Not gonna be a problem when only 352 people show up for a Saudi Pro League game

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 18h

See also the away section at the San Siro.

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 19h

Someone will pocket a few million for the meaningless contract to build it, then give up after 6 months and build a normal stadium at ground level

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 19h

😂😂😂

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 20h

The person who thought this up, obviously didn’t…

Everyone will die.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 20h

Completely hypothetical of course as it will never be built. But given Saudi attitudes towards construction workers health and safety, do you think they even care about such trifling things?

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 20h

I believe that’s exactly where it’s ‘planned’ to be built. But never will. Much like The Line itself.

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Rik Adamski @rikadamski.bsky.social · 21h

Imagine 80,000 people all taking elevators down at the same time…to the same lobby, through the same exits, and mostly trying to drive out of the same area.

Now imagine something goes wrong, and they all have to evacuate immediately.

Even 1,000 people would be a stretch.

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 21h

This will 100% not be built.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 21h

I'm convinced that there is some kind of Government department there whose sole purpose is to come up with more and more outrageous ideas that will never actually get built.

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 21h

This will 100% not be built.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 23h

I'm ruling nothing out at this stage

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 1d

Garth Marenghi meets Mike Flanagan - GARTH MARENGHI’S SKULL-FLUSHER

YouTube video by Garth Marenghi

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently Gary is a bit of an outcast.

The rest of the geese don't like him for some reason. He tends to stay on the north side of the river and the rest of them on the south. They get a bit fighty when he ventures over!

I need to find out exactly what Gary has done.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 1d

He was from Enfield, but they were something of the glamour team when he was growing up. So basically a plastic fan before plastic fans were a thing 😉

Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 1d

My Dad's a Ch£l$€a fan, and despite his best efforts, growing up within sight of White Hart Lane, I was only ever going to be a Spurs fan.

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