Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.
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Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
· Sep 18
** sighs **
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
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Here's another vintage Smirnoff ad from 1977 advertising two ways to serve vodka at a dinner party: a vodka soda (possibly the most normal cocktail in existence) and vodka mixed with cold beef bouillon (a product of a generation raised on lead paint)
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Here's another vintage Smirnoff ad from 1977 advertising two ways to serve vodka at a dinner party: a vodka soda (possibly the most normal cocktail in existence) and vodka mixed with cold beef bouillon (a product of a generation raised on lead paint)
I don't want to alarm anyone, but it's not yet December, and I've finished Christmas shopping for Mrs Flunk.
This level of organisation by me is almost unheard of.
This level of organisation by me is almost unheard of.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't want to alarm anyone, but it's not yet December, and I've finished Christmas shopping for Mrs Flunk.
This level of organisation by me is almost unheard of.
This level of organisation by me is almost unheard of.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
On a related note, scrolling thru the Anon Opinion feed I've had 3 published in the last few weeks. Not sure if there are fewer submissions or my opinions are just bangers.
This, with solitary confinement at night that plays a soundtrack of exploding fireworks into the cell for 8 hours so they can't sleep.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
At some point in the last few years, Bonfire Night was seemingly changed to Bonfire Month. No idea whose idea this was but life imprisonment would be too good for them.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
On a related note, scrolling thru the Anon Opinion feed I've had 3 published in the last few weeks. Not sure if there are fewer submissions or my opinions are just bangers.
This, with solitary confinement at night that plays a soundtrack of exploding fireworks into the cell for 8 hours so they can't sleep.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
At some point in the last few years, Bonfire Night was seemingly changed to Bonfire Month. No idea whose idea this was but life imprisonment would be too good for them.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This, with solitary confinement at night that plays a soundtrack of exploding fireworks into the cell for 8 hours so they can't sleep.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
You say torture. I say fair and proportionate punishment.
What fresh hell is this on Google search now?
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What fresh hell is this on Google search now?
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Got to hand it to the Paris museum jewel thieves. They found exactly what they're looking for. That's a serious achievment at the Louvre.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Louvre museum robbery: how the thieves broke in, what they stole and what happens next
French culture ministry says eight pieces were stolen – but crown of Napoleon III’s wife, Empress Eugénie, was dropped by the fleeing thieves
www.theguardian.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Got to hand it to the Paris museum jewel thieves. They found exactly what they're looking for. That's a serious achievment at the Louvre.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
Not risking anything with the Ch£l$€a v Woolwich game costing me points so Free Hit played...
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Not risking anything with the Ch£l$€a v Woolwich game costing me points so Free Hit played...
Anyway, they sent me an air fryer. I think that was trying to sweeten me.
‘Anyway, the Netflix air fryer arrived. It was a Phillips air fryer, it weren’t even a Ninja one. But I was grateful. Anyway, it had stickers all over it saying Netflix. It broke.’
‘Anyway, the Netflix air fryer arrived. It was a Phillips air fryer, it weren’t even a Ninja one. But I was grateful. Anyway, it had stickers all over it saying Netflix. It broke.’
Peter Kay: I wouldn't put Phoenix Nights on Netflix as I didn't want a trigger warning
Peter Kay: I wouldn't put Phoenix Nights on Netflix as I didn't want a trigger warning
But comic reveals he HAS written a film based on the sitcom
dlvr.it
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Anyway, they sent me an air fryer. I think that was trying to sweeten me.
‘Anyway, the Netflix air fryer arrived. It was a Phillips air fryer, it weren’t even a Ninja one. But I was grateful. Anyway, it had stickers all over it saying Netflix. It broke.’
‘Anyway, the Netflix air fryer arrived. It was a Phillips air fryer, it weren’t even a Ninja one. But I was grateful. Anyway, it had stickers all over it saying Netflix. It broke.’
Well...what took him so long?
Adolf Hitler, the Namibian politician, has had enough of his name ⬇️
Adolf Hitler, the Namibian politician, has had enough of his name
Adolf Hitler, the Namibian politician, has had enough of his name
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Well...what took him so long?
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Happy 65th Birthday to Stephen Roche. Which is an excuse to post possibly the greatest bit of cycling commentary ever.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Happy 65th Birthday to Stephen Roche. Which is an excuse to post possibly the greatest bit of cycling commentary ever.
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New to the market, this 10 bed detached Hampstead property would suit a recently deposed Middle-Eastern dictator who is looking to downsize. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
New to the market, this 10 bed detached Hampstead property would suit a recently deposed Middle-Eastern dictator who is looking to downsize. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
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"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
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Absolutely unbelievable story of negligence and greed, with Barca signing a deal with a crypto firm that, while it may not be a fraud, it is so opaque that there's no way for fans to assure themselves that it's not.
www.ft.com/content/9fb4...
www.ft.com/content/9fb4...
FC Barcelona’s tie-up with Samoa-based crypto start-up sparks backlash
Heavily indebted club faces accusations of desperation over sponsorship deal with little-known firm Zero-Knowledge Proof
www.ft.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Absolutely unbelievable story of negligence and greed, with Barca signing a deal with a crypto firm that, while it may not be a fraud, it is so opaque that there's no way for fans to assure themselves that it's not.
www.ft.com/content/9fb4...
www.ft.com/content/9fb4...
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xylophone sound
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
xylophone sound
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I'd imagine the Tottenham "Black Cat" shirt from the Liverpool game in Swaziland is worth a fair bit......
#Tottenham #THFC
#Tottenham #THFC
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'd imagine the Tottenham "Black Cat" shirt from the Liverpool game in Swaziland is worth a fair bit......
#Tottenham #THFC
#Tottenham #THFC
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This is a work of art
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is a work of art
Handshakes, a stern talking to from the ref and get on with it...
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Handshakes, a stern talking to from the ref and get on with it...
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One of the most beautiful bits of english eccentricity and glorious design is coming back to Sotheby’s and should be bought by a musuem (or me) for THE NATION. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Jewelled golden hare that sparked national treasure hunt set for auction
Artist and author Kit Williams hid a golden hare with clues to its precise location given in his 1979 book
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
One of the most beautiful bits of english eccentricity and glorious design is coming back to Sotheby’s and should be bought by a musuem (or me) for THE NATION. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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We lost but there were way more good points than bad to take away from that game.
But you also have to ask, why don’t we try and play like that every match?
But you also have to ask, why don’t we try and play like that every match?
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
We lost but there were way more good points than bad to take away from that game.
But you also have to ask, why don’t we try and play like that every match?
But you also have to ask, why don’t we try and play like that every match?
That’s a straight red, surely?
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That’s a straight red, surely?
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This is a very silly game of football. I like it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is a very silly game of football. I like it.