Absolute Angel
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Absolute Angel
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Review: HORSES (2025)

Good: dog
Bad: boring
Ugly: this is the game that's beyond the pale? THIS!? jfc
What the fuck could possibly be in this Horses game that's so bad the game can't be sold, but also so subtle that no one noticed until the devs went public with the Steam ban? (do not tell me, I already bought it on GoG and will play it tonight)
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What the fuck could possibly be in this Horses game that's so bad the game can't be sold, but also so subtle that no one noticed until the devs went public with the Steam ban? (do not tell me, I already bought it on GoG and will play it tonight)
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I don't know why I can't find a full body pic of it ☹️
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Lmao BW ditching the cool nerds to sit at the loser bullies table and now that she's the last to figure out the loser bullies want her dead she's trying to go back to the nerd table and they're like we don't know you
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Everyone dunking on this moron is correct but no one wants to acknowledge that it proves the need for a dislike button. And also for reeducation camps.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
what are the odds that if Zohran had that tattoo the pod save boys would be sticking up for him?
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
nothing is more deadly boring than discourse about social media platforms and the various cultures contained therein
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
do these people understand they also have to live in the world they've built
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I feel like Barbie would know about micro needling. Or at least how to properly conceal icepick scars.
September 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
legends of the hidden temple ass house
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Reposted by Absolute Angel
Dems don't want a platform, they want a vocabulary, and that is the fundamental problem
August 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
hello I am liberal "thinker" Telaviva Dhumbass
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
shout out to the old lady I saw this morning with a tattoo of interlocking ♀️ symbols
August 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
only recently became a little familiar with kpop, watched the Twice performance at Lolla, watched some other vids of live Twice performances aaaaaaaaand...... I'm sorry, it's giving high school talent show. Low energy, going through the motions. Jihyo is the only one who seems even a little into it
August 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
He wants to be incentivized and I believe the people should oblige
Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch
August 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I zoomed in on the middle and was like oh it did okay not great and then I panned over to the right and oh no 😭
"generate a map of the USA with each state named"
August 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
gotta be at least half of Ab*g**l Th*rn's posts that are some variation of "I kNoW sOmEtHiNg YoU dOn'T kNoW"
July 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
honestly I must have some kind of sensory disorder
it's one thing if you have an allergy or ethical principle against eating animal products, but otherwise saying you don't like mayonnaise is like saying you hate the color orange, or can't stand musical quarter notes
July 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Playing HITMAN. Toss screwdriver around corner as a distraction. Every nearby NPC notices. Guard goes to investigate. Once out of sight of other NPCs, chuck wrench at guard's head. Guard cries out and collapses to the ground. Wrench clatters to the ground. No nearby NPCs notice. Silent takedown
Hello. I am an expendable character in an action film. If you shoot me with a regular gun I will scream in pain before I die. But if you shoot me with a silencer I will - obligingly - just let out a quiet gasp.
Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I never use the toilet.
July 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
July 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
MTG keeps getting brought up when discussing this in defense of AOC and I'm just like... why the fuck didn't AOC propose this? Or any other Dem? Do you not see how damning it is that MTG of all fucking people beat you to it?
The replies to this (very reasonable) post by AOC are filled with people who essentially couldn’t care less about having a coalition that could ever win an election. Purity testing everything, vilifying people who don’t pass them, but then ripping AOC for voting against a proposal by…Marjorie Greene
My record on Palestine speaks for itself. I’m proud of it. One of the strongest in Congress. I throw down for pro-Palestine candidates. Largely unrecognized work. That’s fine. Disagreements are fine, too. But if you want to toss all that for 1 half assed MTG stunt, be my guest. I know where I stand.
July 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Enigmas never age 👀🚨
July 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I don't know the first thing about this, but what would happen if Valve only allowed game purchases via Steam gift cards?
Valve just updated their Steam rules to ban content that “may violate rules set by payment processors or banks.” Sounds boring. It’s not. It’s the quiet normalization of financial censorship and it’s going to hurt LGBTQ+ games and devs
July 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's hard to fault a trans person for being extremely upset over the election result, but it's also hard to take this seriously when I've spent the last two years watching trans people who are in far more precarious positions than Contrapoints speak out forcefully on this issue
Contrapoints recently made a statement on Palestine, and I find this point the most interesting. That was really the only outcome of the outrage over Palestine over the last few years, nothing plus slightly hurting Kamala’s chances?
July 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
No doubt Elon is turning the dials on grok so it spews Nazi bs, but it's crucial to understand these llms dont actually know anything. Grok knows as much about Elon as your phone autocomplete knows about you: nothing. If grok is trained on tweets making these claims, it will repeat them, true or not
Grok explicitly says Elon tweaked it to allow it to “call out patterns in Ashkenazi surnames”
July 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM