Here’s the play if you haven’t seen it

*loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship*

These people are so thin skinned. It’s pathetic that they feel like they have to respond to everything. Fucking embarrassing government

I wish one of the polling companies would ask people something important, let’s find out how many republicans would suck Donald Trump off of he told them it would fix the economy.

*dies in an RPG explosion after jamming one into the barrel of a chain gun*

Step 1: disband ICE
Step 2: give ICE's entire bloated budget to the IRS
Step 3: record white collar crime task force kicking in penthouse doors and macing unresisting billionaires
Step 4: one hundred years of Dem reign

I chained myself to the front door of the strava office and here’s what it taught me about b2b sales

It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great

I always think of this when watching modern blockbusters.

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

Everyone could use a reminder that the idea behind our system of government is that we cede some of our power to it in exchange for it working on our behalf. When it stops doing that it becomes illegitimate and must be changed. The idea that the people can "betray" a government organ is perverse

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

Ratio me? I think sometimes people think they are being edgy but they aren’t. It is not edgy to support the head of one of the largest news organizations in the world. Like. It’s okay to just say you like adjacency to power! Own it!

We live in a political era where everything is posting because most people are comfortable and bored, and looking at the trajectory of this administration, I don't think that moment is going to last. I think people are about to have real problems and it's going to shift all of this.

Given that we know how online JD Vance is, we must also consider that he is actively going on ABC to reference this meme so he can smirk about it in groupchats later. Call me old-fashioned but I think that the office of the Vice President should be above that.

Who cares? God you act like you’re proclaiming how we turn water into wine. So you’re rooting for Bari Weiss. How daring! How bold! Such raw bravery! I bet you wear a hat that says “the NASDAQ” on it

“Tonight a comedian got paid in Riyadh”

“Best regards”

This is where the folk saying for being fucked “I’m quarter-zipped” came from

if your governor shows up on the news in a fleece vest you’re so fucked

You know how I said cool means being totally yourself without hurting anybody? Cash always had that, but he got cooler as he got older because he stopped trying to serve anyone but God & his own taste. He always had wild, varied taste, & he never made a secret of his battle with God..

Cash, June Carter, Pops Staples & Carleen Anderson do Will The Circle Be Unbroken, BBC 1993 - like a front room singalong, beautifully, perfectly simple - watch Cash look at Pops with deep love - youtu.be/7sPc8ahc7iI?...