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samhain birb 🎃 👻

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⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool 🧙‍♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine) 🧠 neuroing divergently 🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · Oct 10

'[account] has followed you'
Me: (inhales slowly through teeth) yeah, I wouldn't.............DO.............that

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 11h

'Chicken-fried steak' has the most real-life 'you're telling me an X Yed this Z?' energy imaginable.

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 11h

Actually, most media portrayal of PhDs, full stop.

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 11h

A lesser annoyance, although not necessarily 'wrong' as such, is any character portrayed as having more than one PhD.

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 11h

IPv4 addresses being permanently associated with a particular location, like they're house numbers.

'Blood groove'.

Nome @nome.bsky.social · 12h

What jargon does media get wrong in a way that's jarring for you?

"Stat" doesn't just means fast, it means "there is a life-threatening circumstance and I need this to solve it." Nothing in a morgue is 'stat,' just 'asap.'

On a ship, "aye" means "yes." "Aye-aye" means "heard, and I will comply."

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 11h

I plead the Fish.

THE FISH, HEX

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 11h

yo-ho-ho and a bottle of corpse

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 11h

had to discard a dish sponge because it smelled like a dead pirate's thong

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 12h

rebranding cum for bros

AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 12h

i just saw something called protein water?

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 12h

taking measurements for a new kilt, amn't i

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 12h

[cat pre-throwing-up noise]

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 12h

you'll be held in cumtempt

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 13h

I wouldn't count you in the 'most of you' rank-and-file.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 15h

If you have a 3D printer, you can make SO MANY Aztec death whistles

www.thingiverse.com/thing:2662731

Maya Death Whistle (Easy Print, Very Loud) by Tacblades

PLEASE DO NOT ASK TO SELL THIS ITEM, I WANT IT TO ALWAYS BE FREE FOR ALL AND NOT TO BE PROFIT FOR ANYONE.This is a remix of the awesome Maya Skull designhttps://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1755540Adapte...

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 15h

That IS terrifying.

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 18h

They always are! The literal Christian Devil is an absolute rube, a complete fool, to hear folklore tell it.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20h

i blame male loneliness on the invention of 12-ft skeletons. how are we supposed to compete with that

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 18h

This is one of those cases where capitalization is important, because I got real excited for a second and then realized.

🌈Dr. Franken Frizzle 🎃 @swilua.bsky.social · 18h

Everyone in this bar just started screaming

I think the ravens did something

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 18h

banjolin, innit

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 18h

also I never shut up about what's wrong with me, sooo

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 18h

I assume this is how most of you feel about me.

muhr-eerie @marie.likes.earth · 18h

sometimes i think "i don't know what's wrong with this person but i'm so glad they're my mutual"

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 18h

For those unfamiliar with the life of star Brandon Lee:

After being cast to headline The Crow, Lee had filmed nearly all of his scenes when he was fatally wounded on set by a prop gun.

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 21h

Hear me out: THE CROW (1994), but we keep every part of production.

รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 1d

ruin a classic movie by casting jared leto as a character.

the lord of the rings trilogy: samwise gamgee

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samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 21h

autumnal aesthetic

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · Dec 23

A look I sometimes think I could get into is leggings, tunic or other lengthy top, and high boots.

samhain birb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 21h

LRP reminds me of when Jamiroquai dumped WINONA RYDER because her titties were too big and she wanted to fuck too much.

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TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 1d

Finding out Nicole Kidman is being divorced because she demands too much sex makes me feel less alone with my own robust appetites and also I should call her.

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