Benjamin W. Smith
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Benjamin W. Smith
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crime enjoyer
Pinned
Boss makes a dollar.

I make a dime.

That’s why I skeet on company time 💦
June 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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kinda excited to find out how dems fumble this one!
June 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
absolutely no one could have predicted this
June 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When was the last time you had a Butterfinger? Like wow what is this good for but removing fillings
May 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.
April 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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god grant me the serenity to lmao
the courage to lmao
and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao
April 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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a necktie turned inside out is the international symbol for gastric distress
April 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
One nice day and I’m mandating we live outside
March 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on
March 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just checking in to see what the fuck is going on
March 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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there's nothing quite as funny as a joke
February 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sorry I’m trying to get my posting legs back
February 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I was just thinking about how I really like pickles
February 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I should get a tractor
February 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Years of using and abusing helm for kubernetes has taught me one important lesson: don’t do it
February 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
just tried coffee
February 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
We just want the players to enjoy themselves and stay safe
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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in the wake of the super bowl i would like to propose to jimmy haslam moving the browns to knoxville so they get run out of town by UT #darkbusiness
February 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The 1994 film The Mask is a chilling reminder of the grip that ska had on culture.
February 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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the weekend, but at what cost
February 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM