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Benjamin W. Smith
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crime enjoyer
June 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Counselor Troi therapy tip: don’t hit gas before class
February 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Picard management tip: pass the penjamin
February 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Her: Oh you’re a DJ?
Me: 😎
January 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social are you bifurcating??
January 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Santa brought me a new windows laptop for garage duty. I’m completely out of touch on this space and didn’t realize it was a 2 in 1. In tablet mode the HP logo flips me off which makes sense somehow.
December 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Slinging bricks and streaming mad tracks tonight
December 27, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Drafts when
December 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Putting on something in the background to help babe fall asleep
December 22, 2024 at 4:43 AM
when u trying to hide from the wife and kids
December 21, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Y’all see the drones???
December 19, 2024 at 1:25 AM
It’s over
December 14, 2024 at 1:15 AM
time to stress test the intestines
December 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM
the power is in my hands
December 8, 2024 at 11:46 PM
who up scrambling to find they keybase paper keys
December 4, 2024 at 1:15 AM
December 3, 2024 at 3:51 AM
jerry
November 30, 2024 at 4:01 AM
November 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
strap in
November 25, 2024 at 2:47 AM
November 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
who playing with they hedgehog
November 23, 2024 at 1:31 AM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social make it make sense
November 23, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Fun times in Cleveland again!
November 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Hell yeah Cavs. 15-0!
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM