Bran Mac Muffin
@branmacmuffin.bsky.social
DevSecOps dude, InfoSec investigator. 👨💻 he/him. This is me, and nothing to do with my employer. Avatar: http://jameshance.com.
Based in Newcastle Upon Tyne, but not a Geordie.
Based in Newcastle Upon Tyne, but not a Geordie.
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Part 83 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Queen Boudica revenge was so great against Rome she burned Londinium leaving a scorch layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon'
Queen Boudica revenge was so great against Rome she burned Londinium leaving a scorch layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon'
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Part 83 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Queen Boudica revenge was so great against Rome she burned Londinium leaving a scorch layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon'
Queen Boudica revenge was so great against Rome she burned Londinium leaving a scorch layer still runs under modern London, named by archaeologists the 'Boudican Destruction Horizon'
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
"I could smell the mustard and the onions"
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"I could smell the mustard and the onions"
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Based on Guillermo Del Toro’s sexy creature from the black lagoon and sexier Frankenstein I am concerned for what this website will be like when he does a wolf man movie.
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Based on Guillermo Del Toro’s sexy creature from the black lagoon and sexier Frankenstein I am concerned for what this website will be like when he does a wolf man movie.
Took one look and 'GAH. SO MANY SURFACES TO CLEAN'
@showerabsolute.bsky.social I spotted the TV. It wasn't in the room I thought it would be though www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Balmoral Drive, Leigh, Greater Manchester, WN7 for £189,995. Marketed by Cooke and Company, Leigh
www.rightmove.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Took one look and 'GAH. SO MANY SURFACES TO CLEAN'
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
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Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Old Soviet joke:
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?
One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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You work here long enough you move past the fear that comes from understanding the frailty of human life and replace it with taking joy in the small things that make life worth living.
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You work here long enough you move past the fear that comes from understanding the frailty of human life and replace it with taking joy in the small things that make life worth living.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life
It's so incredible how low homicide rates are in Europe. The UK, with a population of 70 million people, had fewer than 600 murders in 2023.
www.connexionfrance.com/news/double-...
www.connexionfrance.com/news/double-...
October 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The UK is within spitting distance of having more murders portrayed annually on TV shows and movies set in the country than occur in real life
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In 2009, NATO put an archive of internal security posters online. They’re great!
www.nato.int
October 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
In 2009, NATO put an archive of internal security posters online. They’re great!
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These are great and sometimes inscrutable.
October 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
These are great and sometimes inscrutable.
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Another confirmation of the "everyone is twelve now" theory.
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Another confirmation of the "everyone is twelve now" theory.
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For those who heard about the Belfast Telegraph article about Lyra McKee by John Laverty (I won't link to it), I'd recommend reading this response: whatwelost.substack.com/p/the-belfas...
whatwelost.substack.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
For those who heard about the Belfast Telegraph article about Lyra McKee by John Laverty (I won't link to it), I'd recommend reading this response: whatwelost.substack.com/p/the-belfas...
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As someone living in "war torn" Portland, I saw this on Reddit and it really made me laugh.
Good --- very good.
Good --- very good.
October 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
As someone living in "war torn" Portland, I saw this on Reddit and it really made me laugh.
Good --- very good.
Good --- very good.
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Peacemaker - Celebrity Names | Super Scenes | DC
YouTube video by DC
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October 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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“.. OpenAI spent more on marketing and equity options for its employees than it made in revenue in the first half of 2025. That single fact sums up where we are in the AI cycle more neatly than anything we could ever write, so we’ll just end there.”
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/908d...
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/908d...
September 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
“.. OpenAI spent more on marketing and equity options for its employees than it made in revenue in the first half of 2025. That single fact sums up where we are in the AI cycle more neatly than anything we could ever write, so we’ll just end there.”
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/908d...
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/908d...