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Brandonomicon Ex Mortis (Brandon Seifert)
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Professional mammal; comics creature. Writer and storyteller based in Portland, Oregon. Wrote "Witch Doctor" (Image Comics), others. Once spent the night in the Birdman's cell at Alcatraz. A mess, with momentum. https://brandonseifert.info
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⚠️ Comic book(+) writer looking for creator-owned work! I have HEAPS of projects to pitch! ⚠️

Marvel/Disney, Legendary Entertainment, Image, IDW, BOOM!, more. "Witch Doctor," "Hellraiser," "Doctor Who," "Godzilla," "Avengers," more.

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Just. Just shut the fuck up.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
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I don't know what visual metaphor you need for the moment, but this should do it
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
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shocked to learn that the president lied about this and also this is a horrible defacing of a building that belongs to the people of the United States, not donald trump
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
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I can't really explain fully why this is the thing of all things that got my jaw on the floor but I guess it's such a literal symbol and also such a jaw dropping amount of money while small businesses are struggling to survive the tariffs

Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
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Now that I have cats, the Twilight Princess Link picking up a cat and walking while cradling it baby style until he has to put it down to do his next errand is the most realistic to my real life gameplay feature in any game. Everything else has been a step back IMO.
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The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.
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Among everything else fascinating about the Louvre heist, it's delightful it took place at 9.30am. Most of us, if planning a massive jewel theft, would be setting an alarm for the middle of the night. The French remind us you can have a decent night's sleep and THEN do it.
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Oh, that’s nest! I like Aubrey Plaza’s character, the Christmas Witch. Which is when Aubrey dresses up as a witch, and goes to her friends’ houses, and tries to steal their kids presents.

She’s turned it into a two book series. I just learned this last night!
Aubrey Plaza Goes All Out to Scare Kids on Halloween
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
Oh, that’s nest! I like Aubrey Plaza’s character, the Christmas Witch. Which is when Aubrey dresses up as a witch, and goes to her friends’ houses, and tries to steal their kids presents.

She’s turned it into a two book series. I just learned this last night!
Aubrey Plaza Goes All Out to Scare Kids on Halloween
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
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Such a striking photo opportunity from an administration full of people who made a huge fuss about how pulling down some crummy Confederate statues “erased history”. But there’s no contradiction here: it’s all part of the construction of the historical narrative they prefer.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
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Trump's White House. What an apt fucking metaphor.
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Once again I’m here to remind y’all that your web developer shouldn’t need Elementor or Divi or whatever other page builder to design for Wordpress.

It’s a dependency and a paid license that will absolutely become a problem for you down the road.
Here’s an unpopular opinion: you DON’T need a pagebuilder to build a high-quality Wordpress website.

In fact, you could be inviting more trouble than you bargained for, if you DO have one installed.

#WordpressDeveloper
#PageBuilder
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The powerlessness of all of us to stop Donald Trump from turning our hard-won civic property into his personal pleasure dome for life is both a cause of this travesty and a reason he's doing it, and it's another reason everything about America now just makes me sad.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
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This…Trump’s behaviour is now so obscene that mainstream media in the US - and I might add the UK - have decided it must be hushed up.
as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life

and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility
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isaac @sevier.io · 14h
This article is a reminder that "abolish ICE" isn't just about the agents now in our streets, but is about a sprawling carceral system that must be dismantled completely. There must be consequences for politicians who try to spend a single dollar more on this.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Queer and trans immigrants allege forced labor and sexual assault in Ice facility: ‘I was treated worse than an animal’
At the South Louisiana Ice Processing Center in Basile, detainees say they were forced into hard labor – and sexually assaulted and stalked by an assistant warden
www.theguardian.com
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Somehow people who found the goals of the “Tea Party” crystal clear just can’t wrap their heads around what “No Kings” is getting at.
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The 2025 internet very much has a single point of failure