James
@bottledinbond.bsky.social
Water engineer, small-time radio DJ (That Driving Beat on WXOX and The Face Radio), obsolete audio format hoarder, spare hooman to 2 idiot dogs, Lou City and Racing Louisville enjoyer.
"A green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth"
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth"
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"A green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth"
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth"
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
In the 60s when Dolly Parton was fresh to Nashville and her record company at the time didn't know what to do with her yet, she released a few incredible girl group/pop/r&b tunes.
youtu.be/Zq6_el27aw8?...
youtu.be/Zq6_el27aw8?...
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
In the 60s when Dolly Parton was fresh to Nashville and her record company at the time didn't know what to do with her yet, she released a few incredible girl group/pop/r&b tunes.
youtu.be/Zq6_el27aw8?...
youtu.be/Zq6_el27aw8?...
This would be an incredible time to very quickly demolish what's left of the White House.
everlasting shame on all these people
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This would be an incredible time to very quickly demolish what's left of the White House.
Reposted by James
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
Can we all agree this guy is good for a laugh, probably doesn't deserve to stumble into a wood chipper, but is not the one we're looking for?
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Can we all agree this guy is good for a laugh, probably doesn't deserve to stumble into a wood chipper, but is not the one we're looking for?
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
The cop doesn't literally have his boot on the priest's neck, but basically that's the photo.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The cop doesn't literally have his boot on the priest's neck, but basically that's the photo.
Just dropping in to Bluesky on a very busy day for me to share this photo of my ludicrous Hooiser breaded pork tenderloin sandwich. I can't imagine anything bigger than this is happening on here today.
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just dropping in to Bluesky on a very busy day for me to share this photo of my ludicrous Hooiser breaded pork tenderloin sandwich. I can't imagine anything bigger than this is happening on here today.
Gonna have to line that block of Pennsylvania Ave with dumpsters to get rid of all this tat if anyone else is ever president.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gonna have to line that block of Pennsylvania Ave with dumpsters to get rid of all this tat if anyone else is ever president.
Some entertainers and artists die way too early to fulfill their potential, some way too late to lock in their legacy.
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Some entertainers and artists die way too early to fulfill their potential, some way too late to lock in their legacy.
This is a Jon Glaser character, surely?
The secretive donor circle that lifted JD Vance is now re-writing MAGA’s future.
With significant funding from tech leaders, the Rockbridge Network is gearing up to deploy its arsenal in the 2026 midterms and in the 2028 presidential contest. https://wapo.st/47WxsRc
With significant funding from tech leaders, the Rockbridge Network is gearing up to deploy its arsenal in the 2026 midterms and in the 2028 presidential contest. https://wapo.st/47WxsRc
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is a Jon Glaser character, surely?
From this news photo, I marked up this map of what seems to be on fire. A UPS plane crashed on takeoff.
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
From this news photo, I marked up this map of what seems to be on fire. A UPS plane crashed on takeoff.
I was sitting in a doctors office waiting room yesterday and the Today show was on. They did a segment that's just a few degrees away from an SNL sketch about festive things to do with Mason jars. Keep your eye on Al Roker. I see you, 9:55 am Albert!
www.today.com/video/creati...
www.today.com/video/creati...
Have Extra Mason Jars Laying Around? Here’s How to Use Them
Lauren Philips, vice president of Better Homes and Gardens, joins TODAY to share creative ways for how you can use mason jars. She shows how to make seasonal centerpieces, eco-friendly terrariums and ...
www.today.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I was sitting in a doctors office waiting room yesterday and the Today show was on. They did a segment that's just a few degrees away from an SNL sketch about festive things to do with Mason jars. Keep your eye on Al Roker. I see you, 9:55 am Albert!
www.today.com/video/creati...
www.today.com/video/creati...
"Ceasefire" is a thing you do between attacks, apparently.
Israel said it would resume its ceasefire in Gaza after it pounded the area with airstrikes for over 14 hours in response to what it said were violations by Hamas.
The airstrikes killed at least 104 Palestinians, officials said, including 46 children.
The airstrikes killed at least 104 Palestinians, officials said, including 46 children.
Israel says truce has resumed after Gaza officials report 104 dead in strikes
The airstrikes killed at least 46 children, Gaza health and rescue officials said, and came amid a worsening dispute over the return of deceased hostages.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"Ceasefire" is a thing you do between attacks, apparently.
Reposted by James
America right now is an airplane that the crew is actively trying to dismantle mid-flight while at least half the passengers are sitting bare-knuckled just hoping we somehow eke out a survivable landing. (The other half are, inexplicably, rooting for the dismantling.)
October 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
America right now is an airplane that the crew is actively trying to dismantle mid-flight while at least half the passengers are sitting bare-knuckled just hoping we somehow eke out a survivable landing. (The other half are, inexplicably, rooting for the dismantling.)
Successful strike by America-hating terrorist levels an entire wing of the White House.
Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Successful strike by America-hating terrorist levels an entire wing of the White House.
"Why are you so obsessed with Epstein? He's not even in the top five biggest monsters I've exchanged Christmas cards with!"
“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"Why are you so obsessed with Epstein? He's not even in the top five biggest monsters I've exchanged Christmas cards with!"
Huge development for the Internet of Things that Take Pictures of your Poop!
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet | TechCrunch
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
techcrunch.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Huge development for the Internet of Things that Take Pictures of your Poop!
Reposted by James
It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
“This is what democracy looks like.”
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
Trump is bigly looking into whether he can pardon someone from resigning.
A Vermont lawmaker stepped down following revelations regarding his involvement in a racist, pro-Hitler chat associated with the Young Republicans. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Lawmaker resigns after involvement in racist chat
Vermont state Sen. Sam Douglass will resign after intense pressure from top Republicans in the state.
www.politico.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Trump is bigly looking into whether he can pardon someone from resigning.
Usually, Trump's corruption has a personal motive (profit, keeping himself out of prison, grudges, etc.), but I guess sometimes he just does it for the love of the game?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he has commuted sentence of former US Rep. George Santos in federal fraud case.
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Usually, Trump's corruption has a personal motive (profit, keeping himself out of prison, grudges, etc.), but I guess sometimes he just does it for the love of the game?
I'm so glad this didn't go the way I thought it was going after the first sentence.
A producer told me once she has to warn young crewmembers to avoid being alone with Aykroyd. "Not because he's a creep, he's a gentleman. But if you let him strike up a conversation the next thing we know all the PAs will be huddled in his dressing room learning how humans evolved from dolphins."
I love Dan Aykroyd because he has very clearly entered the stage in his life where he is going to make sure everyone knows about his special interests and he has the profile and resources to do it in a high profile manner. You are GOING to hear about rocks, dinosaurs, vodka, and ghosts dammit.
September 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm so glad this didn't go the way I thought it was going after the first sentence.