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Jim
@bondcliff.bsky.social
2.7K followers 260 following 8.1K posts
If you can't handle me at my Phish you don't deserve me at my woodworking. ⭕️⭕️⭕️ (He/Him) "It's never too late to have a happy childhood." I'm just making my little jokes here. https://www.jimmerullo.com https://www.instagram.com/merulloshop
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · Sep 28
Look for the helpers
a grocery store shelf filled with boxes of Hamburger Helper.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah but… Karen.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 7h
Security made a change
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Rick | ירחמיאל @rickdeux.bsky.social · 15h
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Licensing error. TRADOS terminating."
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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 15h
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"The card wasn't blocked"
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 9h
The one time I went there it was closed. I’ll have to go back.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 19h
Was gonna watch a YouTube video called "Anchors don't work the way you think," but then I realized I'm happier in my ignorance than I'd ever be if I knew the truth.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 23h
Thanksgiving #1 down. I will vote for whichever presidential candidate commits to adding ham to American thanksgiving dinner.
A plate piled high with bread, salad, squash, carrots, ham, turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes, all smothered in gravy. A display in a corner of a room of a Canadian flag, a large map of a lake, and a sign that says "Gather with a grateful heart" in that Live/Laugh/Love font that makes me want to puke.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 1d
Read Big Dead Place. Very good. Gandolfini was going to turn it into a miniseries before he died. Sadly, the author is also dead. Good book though!
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you! I have yet to see any flight with an Antarctic destination airport.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 1d
The Boston marathon runs through my town and, though I can’t make it every year, I absolutely love it. Anyone with a name on their shirt gets cheered on by name.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 1d
Fresh brown butter chocolate chip cookies near Gracefield, Quebec for anyone who wants one.
Two cooling racks covered with chocolate chip cookies.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 1d
Happy birthday!
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Cole Moore Odell @colemooreodell.bsky.social · 1d
Found this in a 1981 Conan the Barbarian comic book. I salute you across the gulf of time, Horny Enough to Cut Out a Newspaper Ad Kid.
Ad for Tarzan the Ape Man starring Bo Derek and Richard Harris, with the line “The most beautiful woman of our time in the most erotic adventure of all time” and art of Derek in a straw bikini swinging on a vine against a white background
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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 2d
When you're in a hurry to get out of a phish concert
Pack of crackers that says get moving crackers on the package
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Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com · 2d
I’ve written something very close to my heart

open.substack.com/pub/paulsche...
I Don't Get Tron
and I don't think you do either
open.substack.com
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 2d
Wait, what?
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 3d
People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder
Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 2d
Oh, friends, please don’t become the Main Character.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 2d
Love ya, Philly friends.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d
Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/
Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 2d
I took lessons largely in part to get over a crippling fear of flying. Thought I’d be ok as long as I was in control I was wrong. Got over it eventually but there are cheaper ways of doing it.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 3d
I really hope Canada wins the World Series.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 3d
Right!?!?! LOOK AT ALL THE TINY HOUSES!
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 3d
Trying to solve SkyCards daily mission and there’s like one guy flying an autogyro in Poland.
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · Nov 24
Nothing makes me feel more stupid than listening to two people discussing a film.

Them: "The director was clearly using light as a metaphor for man's fear of the unknown, as the camera pans down slowly, the almost imperceptible change in the aperture..."

Me: "I like movie. Movie good."
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Jim @bondcliff.bsky.social · 4d
I've made a ton of friends, had meals with friends all across the country, found fellow fans of a certain band, got my photo on a wikipedia page, built a giant chain of wooden blocks with 150+ Twitter handles written on them, spread wooden bowls and items all over America. So, no.
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 4d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 4d
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