Jim
@bondcliff.bsky.social
I'm just here to make my little jokes. ⭕️⭕️⭕️ (He/Him) "It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
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I want nothing more than for Carol to ask The Hive to shorten the damn outgoing message.
December 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I want nothing more than for Carol to ask The Hive to shorten the damn outgoing message.
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I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
Don’t argue in someone’s replies if the OP isn’t part of the argument.
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Don’t argue in someone’s replies if the OP isn’t part of the argument.
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Annie Leibowitz, Vanity Fair, 1995
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Annie Leibowitz, Vanity Fair, 1995
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“I seen ‘em do it too, they drown ‘em in that shit.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“I seen ‘em do it too, they drown ‘em in that shit.”
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It’s unbelievable that for all the wondrous inventions of modern science we still haven’t found a way to kill Dick Van Dyke
December 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It’s unbelievable that for all the wondrous inventions of modern science we still haven’t found a way to kill Dick Van Dyke
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Being in Europe makes me sympathetic for Europeans on social media. Things here are dead most of the day and then I log on when I get up in the morning to find a whole flurry of activity occurred while I was sleeping.
Good thing I’m on my way home so I can be part of that flurry again. USA! USA!
Good thing I’m on my way home so I can be part of that flurry again. USA! USA!
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Being in Europe makes me sympathetic for Europeans on social media. Things here are dead most of the day and then I log on when I get up in the morning to find a whole flurry of activity occurred while I was sleeping.
Good thing I’m on my way home so I can be part of that flurry again. USA! USA!
Good thing I’m on my way home so I can be part of that flurry again. USA! USA!
Seeing Jedi on opening night and everyone absolutely losing their shit when Darth Vader through the emperor off the catwalk.
Or seeing Misery in Worcester, MA and the audience going nuts when she said the author was born in Worcester.
Or Terminator 2 in 70mm while high as balls.
Or seeing Misery in Worcester, MA and the audience going nuts when she said the author was born in Worcester.
Or Terminator 2 in 70mm while high as balls.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Seeing Jedi on opening night and everyone absolutely losing their shit when Darth Vader through the emperor off the catwalk.
Or seeing Misery in Worcester, MA and the audience going nuts when she said the author was born in Worcester.
Or Terminator 2 in 70mm while high as balls.
Or seeing Misery in Worcester, MA and the audience going nuts when she said the author was born in Worcester.
Or Terminator 2 in 70mm while high as balls.
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one of my all-time favorite metafilter comments was @griph.bsky.social talking about the toys he grew up with as a tiny kid in the soviet union
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
one of my all-time favorite metafilter comments was @griph.bsky.social talking about the toys he grew up with as a tiny kid in the soviet union
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My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My transport plan is simple: a lifetime ban on driving for anyone with a DUI, turning drunks into a powerful constituency in favour of dense walkable neighbourhoods
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I have lost all faith in the integrity of Steve Bannon and Woody Allen.
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I have lost all faith in the integrity of Steve Bannon and Woody Allen.
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
Against my own rule, I had my phone open while having an amazing meal at a Portuguese restaurant with Amy and Nora. Got 10600 in the TM queue, no chance. Shit show. I shut it off. Ten seconds later my brother texted me. #450. Scored two three-day passes. I’m going to the Sphere, baby!
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Against my own rule, I had my phone open while having an amazing meal at a Portuguese restaurant with Amy and Nora. Got 10600 in the TM queue, no chance. Shit show. I shut it off. Ten seconds later my brother texted me. #450. Scored two three-day passes. I’m going to the Sphere, baby!
This city has the weirdest transit map.
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This city has the weirdest transit map.
New dream kitchen just dropped. (Houseboat museum, Amsterdam)
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
New dream kitchen just dropped. (Houseboat museum, Amsterdam)
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The handmade, human qualities of your work are more valuable than they've ever been. Don't doubt that for a second.
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The handmade, human qualities of your work are more valuable than they've ever been. Don't doubt that for a second.
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I have collected tens of likes on Bluesky so maybe watch your tone with me
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I have collected tens of likes on Bluesky so maybe watch your tone with me
Jim’s handy travel tip: when planning a train trip between European cities, if you want to know exactly which routes to take, stops to get off and on, the history of the line and equipment, and seats facing the direction of travel inbound and outbound, get yourself an autistic child. So helpful.
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Jim’s handy travel tip: when planning a train trip between European cities, if you want to know exactly which routes to take, stops to get off and on, the history of the line and equipment, and seats facing the direction of travel inbound and outbound, get yourself an autistic child. So helpful.
Eating and farting my way through the Koln Christmas markets.
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Eating and farting my way through the Koln Christmas markets.
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8yo got me a gift from his school’s holiday shop “because you like the band phish”
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
8yo got me a gift from his school’s holiday shop “because you like the band phish”