Bill Morgan
@billymo.bsky.social
Love bicycling, books, guitar and public speaking.
A boring nerd in real life.
I got to Colorado as soon as I could.
A boring nerd in real life.
I got to Colorado as soon as I could.
Pinned
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies the same defeats
Keep your finger on important issues
With crocodile tears and a pocketful of tissues
I'm just the oily slick
On the windup world of the nervous tick
In a very fashionable hovel
The glib replies the same defeats
Keep your finger on important issues
With crocodile tears and a pocketful of tissues
I'm just the oily slick
On the windup world of the nervous tick
In a very fashionable hovel
Boysenberry Pie is supreme above all pies
Literally nobody has the same favorite pie as mine. Blueberry rhubarb. It's perfect, partly because there will never ever be a mass-produced version.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Boysenberry Pie is supreme above all pies
I'll go first: get him a booster seat.
This Thanksgiving, ask everyone around the table what they are doing to elevate Alan Dershowitz.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'll go first: get him a booster seat.
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I caused a minor ham explosion prepping for Christmas Eve dinner.
And there was a whoomph and a visible fireball that actually blew the oven door open.
And there was a whoomph and a visible fireball that actually blew the oven door open.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I caused a minor ham explosion prepping for Christmas Eve dinner.
And there was a whoomph and a visible fireball that actually blew the oven door open.
And there was a whoomph and a visible fireball that actually blew the oven door open.
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Democrats? Did Democrats write the Code of Military Justice?
“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition. Not Democrats.
“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition. Not Democrats.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Democrats? Did Democrats write the Code of Military Justice?
“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition. Not Democrats.
“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”
This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition. Not Democrats.
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Welcome to the Resistance Colonel Sanders.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Welcome to the Resistance Colonel Sanders.
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well the vast majority of Americans are legally allowed to eat pierogi so obviously Alan Dershowitz does not represent us
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
well the vast majority of Americans are legally allowed to eat pierogi so obviously Alan Dershowitz does not represent us
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
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you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
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"It’s proof that the American right has spent better part of the last decade letting algorithmic spam tell them what they want to hear, astroturfing themselves into believing that some silent majority out there believes in their worthless MAGA crusade."
"This has all been especially painful for X users who are, as a baseline, extremely racist. And they are now suffering through the psychic torment of learning that users, predominately from the Global South, are behind some of the bigger right-wing accounts on the site."
Republicans astroturfed themselves
Read to the end for a good Thanksgiving reminder
www.garbageday.email
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"It’s proof that the American right has spent better part of the last decade letting algorithmic spam tell them what they want to hear, astroturfing themselves into believing that some silent majority out there believes in their worthless MAGA crusade."
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I stand with Sen. Mark Kelly.
To all active and retired US Military members: Defy illegal orders. Defy Unconstitutional orders. When you swore an oath, you were not reciting a poem – you were making a commitment.
To all active and retired US Military members: Defy illegal orders. Defy Unconstitutional orders. When you swore an oath, you were not reciting a poem – you were making a commitment.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I stand with Sen. Mark Kelly.
To all active and retired US Military members: Defy illegal orders. Defy Unconstitutional orders. When you swore an oath, you were not reciting a poem – you were making a commitment.
To all active and retired US Military members: Defy illegal orders. Defy Unconstitutional orders. When you swore an oath, you were not reciting a poem – you were making a commitment.
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Playing NBA Jam but you're getting dunked on by Jeff Hornacek when he was on the Jazz
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Playing NBA Jam but you're getting dunked on by Jeff Hornacek when he was on the Jazz
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Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
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Someone bought a bunch of the turkeys and hams at our local grocery in town and told the manager to make them available for free to folks that need them. There’s a whole freezer case with a sign on it that just says “If you need one take one, if you don’t then leave it for someone else.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Someone bought a bunch of the turkeys and hams at our local grocery in town and told the manager to make them available for free to folks that need them. There’s a whole freezer case with a sign on it that just says “If you need one take one, if you don’t then leave it for someone else.”
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it is BONKERS to pretend like in 20 goddamn 25 it is at all hard to accommodate non-drinkers! the market has never been more saturated with options!
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
it is BONKERS to pretend like in 20 goddamn 25 it is at all hard to accommodate non-drinkers! the market has never been more saturated with options!
Besuboru Bolsonaru
this man is the Shohei Ohtani of being hospitalized and getting arrested.
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Besuboru Bolsonaru
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this man is the Shohei Ohtani of being hospitalized and getting arrested.
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
this man is the Shohei Ohtani of being hospitalized and getting arrested.
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
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Why are they eating in front of dumpster?
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Why are they eating in front of dumpster?
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Austin friends! A reminder that I'm hosting a "paperwork party" today in South Austin. Body-doubling is a key hack for us spicy-brained folks. Come join if you can!
www.meetup.com/austin-midli...
www.meetup.com/austin-midli...
PAPERWORK PARTY, Sun, Nov 23, 2025, 4:00 PM | Meetup
Join us for our monthly support group meeting for people that have trouble getting stuff done because of guilt or dread or accumulated inertia. Bring your computer or whate
www.meetup.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Austin friends! A reminder that I'm hosting a "paperwork party" today in South Austin. Body-doubling is a key hack for us spicy-brained folks. Come join if you can!
www.meetup.com/austin-midli...
www.meetup.com/austin-midli...
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When will Elon pay the tariffs on all his imported tweets?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When will Elon pay the tariffs on all his imported tweets?
You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side
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P-p-p-poper face, p-p-poper face
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
P-p-p-poper face, p-p-poper face