This was the most predictable outcome possible, and I’m not even someone who knows about all this stuff. Silicon Valley billionaires are the American Rasputin and American politicians are the Romanov royal family

it's so important to have a best friend you can have sex with

if i were a man my name would be Garbanzo Dumpster and i would be in prison because i filmed myself throwing a washer/dryer off the space needle to make a viral video and it landed on a rabbi

i love to rub a man's back

A government whose primary function is creating digital content for incels

went to grab a pickle only to discover that my husband took the last one and put the empty jar back in the fridge so i'm going to push the button that blows up my apartment building

Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians

my mom is in her 70s and went to her first protest today with a bunch of her other retired friends and they had a great time and she sent me so many pictures and videos and i'm not going to post them on this public site without her permission but i wish i could because they're really cute

god remember that oval pawffice account? fucking wretched

shout out to the couple standing side by side on the escalator who saw me come up hurriedly behind them late for a train, looked back and gave me a nod of acknowledgment, and then did not move at all to let me pass. it should be legal to kill you

it's really wild that stranger things still isn't over. i feel like the average person lost interest 20 or 30 years ago

the metaphor refantazio battle theme rules so much. you think the rapping monk is going to be the apex and then the choir comes in

i love an atlus rpg but i wish they didn't all start with ten hours of cutscenes and tutorials that you have to wade through before you're actually allowed to play the game

For some reason the TSA is trying to do cutesy internet shit while all the other verified government accounts are like “President Trump wants to give our wonderful employees money but Schumer is choking them to death with a homemade belt”

Before you block the TSA account give the feed a quick cringe-through

it’s crazy how hot musicians are. i don’t even like music

This government suffers from severe loser stench. Everything they say and do is a barely veiled form of "I'm the BOSS and you have to RESPECT ME!" and nobody does. Millions of people are going outside tomorrow just to say so

playing metaphor refantazio because i've heard good things and also because it's extremely fun to say "metaphor: REFANTAZIO" in the super smash bros announcer voice

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

bunch of nazi losers begging people to play with them on the internet lol. sad and absurd

i have an idea for how to fix everything. it involves gathering as many dogs as we can and getting them all pilot licenses

it’s so cool that you can put cucumbers in brine and it makes them awesome. the world is a miracle

listened to a podcast about the descent last night before bed and had upsetting dreams all night