christmas friend
bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social
christmas friend
@bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social
i am your wife
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We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the inexorable march of time is a real bummer. you never get time to deal with anything. i'm still trying to process the quarantine, and in the years since that happened, my dad died, i lost my faith, and nazis took over the country i live in. those all seem like things that also require attention
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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When he dies they should seal JD Vance in the casket with him
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i bet i would still fuck with school cafeteria pizza if i ever got another opportunity to try it
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
🎵at the cis butthole club
i'm gonna see cis buttholes
at the cis butthole club🎵
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i personally am super eager to return to the site that automatically flags and hides any post that uses the word "cis" but allows people to throw the r slur around willy-nilly with no consequences. seems like a cool place to be
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
someone nearly drove an suv into the sandwich shop that sells the thanksgiving sandwich but luckily they hit the self-serve kombucha taproom next door instead
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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babe im sorry i havent returned your texts theres just a lot going on rn. my relative theodora died and the warrant of trade unexpectedly passed to me. ive been running around like crazy trying to purge heretic cults from the koronus expanse and my colony worlds are all falling to the ruinous powers
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
guys hate it when you perform a mortal kombat fatality on them. my husband has been very stern with me ever since i kicked him in half
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it's time for the thing everyone is waiting for to happen
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Heated Rivalry trailer at the Bell Centre again
#heatedrivalry
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
went to bed at 6 pm yesterday expecting to take a fool's nap and then be up all night but instead i slept for 11 hours
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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there were like 4 distinct massive tragedies this weekend why was this weekend evil
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
in high school i was voted Most Likely To Try Seafood
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
wingstop should do eggnog-flavored wings for the holidays
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
is super saiyan goku too powerful to have sex with or would it be safe to bounce on it
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
not watching stranger things until vecna accepts Christ into his heart
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
explaining to my phone that my bed is like a cell phone charger, in that i need it to restore my energy and also immediately begin to die as soon as we're separated
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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which reminds me of this classic
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
it sucks that rich people are trying to do Bioshock without even having the decency to build a fabulous underwater city first. take that shit under the sea, stop trying to involve me in it
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM