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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
holy god i love pie so much
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
holy god i love pie so much
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I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.
everyone is entitled to their food opinions but it's wild to me that some people don't like pecan pie. a slice of homemade pecan pie with a scoop of butter pecan ice cream is one of god's most beautiful treasures
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
everyone is entitled to their food opinions but it's wild to me that some people don't like pecan pie. a slice of homemade pecan pie with a scoop of butter pecan ice cream is one of god's most beautiful treasures
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I think a big thing I struggle with, and something that is an important thing for people of my generation to attempt to understand, is separating toxic nostalgia from knowledge of the actual ways in which American life has gotten appreciably worse in my lifetime
it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I think a big thing I struggle with, and something that is an important thing for people of my generation to attempt to understand, is separating toxic nostalgia from knowledge of the actual ways in which American life has gotten appreciably worse in my lifetime
they made the dog from the meme real. i didn't know they could do that
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
they made the dog from the meme real. i didn't know they could do that
i only have one strong feeling about superheroes and it's that aunt may is supposed to be ancient. i don't care if it's unusual for a high schooler to have an aunt who's in her late 200s, make her old as hell or i'm not interested
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i only have one strong feeling about superheroes and it's that aunt may is supposed to be ancient. i don't care if it's unusual for a high schooler to have an aunt who's in her late 200s, make her old as hell or i'm not interested
i'm out of thanksgiving food and feeling surprisingly sad about it
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i'm out of thanksgiving food and feeling surprisingly sad about it
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guard who caught me sneaking into the time machine lab: going back to kill baby hitler, right? think you’re some kind of big hero, huh?
me, on my way to suck off the first guy to fry a potato: haha uhhh yeah, you got me
me, on my way to suck off the first guy to fry a potato: haha uhhh yeah, you got me
February 2, 2024 at 12:38 AM
guard who caught me sneaking into the time machine lab: going back to kill baby hitler, right? think you’re some kind of big hero, huh?
me, on my way to suck off the first guy to fry a potato: haha uhhh yeah, you got me
me, on my way to suck off the first guy to fry a potato: haha uhhh yeah, you got me
one of the people who lives in the building next to mine went out of town like two weeks ago and they left one of their windows fully open and it's rained so much since they've been gone and i am worried about what they're going to come home to
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
one of the people who lives in the building next to mine went out of town like two weeks ago and they left one of their windows fully open and it's rained so much since they've been gone and i am worried about what they're going to come home to
do i need to watch the horny gay hockey show
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
do i need to watch the horny gay hockey show
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Guy who can only shed light on the human condition when he's trying to write about sausages, and only sheds light on sausages when he's trying to write about the human condition: I am so deeply very frustrated
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Guy who can only shed light on the human condition when he's trying to write about sausages, and only sheds light on sausages when he's trying to write about the human condition: I am so deeply very frustrated
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you've gotta come over, we're ripping the bumper off a car
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
you've gotta come over, we're ripping the bumper off a car
how Paul thou Blart
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
how Paul thou Blart
i thought we all agreed not to hear about louis ck anymore
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i thought we all agreed not to hear about louis ck anymore
we never should have let dorks have access to drugs
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
we never should have let dorks have access to drugs
husband and i do the High and Mighty Power Hour the day after thanksgiving every year as part of our annual thanksgiving traditions but we fucked around and procrastinated all day so now we're starting a power hour at 10 pm and i suspect it will go poorly
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
husband and i do the High and Mighty Power Hour the day after thanksgiving every year as part of our annual thanksgiving traditions but we fucked around and procrastinated all day so now we're starting a power hour at 10 pm and i suspect it will go poorly
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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please mr president trump sir; there is one gift this christmas that roughly 60% of americans want more than anything in the world. it would be so easy for you to make 210 million americans, and so many around the world, happier than they've ever been
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
please mr president trump sir; there is one gift this christmas that roughly 60% of americans want more than anything in the world. it would be so easy for you to make 210 million americans, and so many around the world, happier than they've ever been
ate dinner at 3 pm for the second day in a row. i think dinner is at 3 pm now
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
ate dinner at 3 pm for the second day in a row. i think dinner is at 3 pm now
playing a very elaborate cooking sim and having the time of my life. should i go to culinary school? i don't really like to cook and i'm easily frustrated
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
playing a very elaborate cooking sim and having the time of my life. should i go to culinary school? i don't really like to cook and i'm easily frustrated
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if a dem candidate starts promising gallows im slamming that $5 donation button
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
if a dem candidate starts promising gallows im slamming that $5 donation button
i want onion rings badly enough to kill a man for them but not badly enough to get dressed and leave my warm home
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i want onion rings badly enough to kill a man for them but not badly enough to get dressed and leave my warm home
i'm in a polycule with 100,000 other people
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i'm in a polycule with 100,000 other people