Tim
@beertheist.bsky.social
I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
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Canes taste like you have covid.
Zaxbys > Raising Canes.
Raising Canes do have good tea but that’s it.
Raising Canes do have good tea but that’s it.
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Canes taste like you have covid.
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My mom would rise back up, read me for filth and return to her rest.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My mom would rise back up, read me for filth and return to her rest.
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Business: "We're open until 11!"
Also business: "it's slow and my friend's band is playing a show so we're doing last call at 8:30"
The brewery business deserves to die
Also business: "it's slow and my friend's band is playing a show so we're doing last call at 8:30"
The brewery business deserves to die
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Business: "We're open until 11!"
Also business: "it's slow and my friend's band is playing a show so we're doing last call at 8:30"
The brewery business deserves to die
Also business: "it's slow and my friend's band is playing a show so we're doing last call at 8:30"
The brewery business deserves to die
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I unfortunately hit a trivia night where I'm at, which isn't my thing when alone, but the questions are insanely hard. It's not pop culture, it's like Sunday NPR word puzzle shit but harder. Shit I need to be sober and rested to do
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I unfortunately hit a trivia night where I'm at, which isn't my thing when alone, but the questions are insanely hard. It's not pop culture, it's like Sunday NPR word puzzle shit but harder. Shit I need to be sober and rested to do
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What if Skynet, but stupid.
jesus christ
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What if Skynet, but stupid.
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CONFIRMED: Eileen Higgins, a Democrat, will be the new mayor of Miami.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
CONFIRMED: Eileen Higgins, a Democrat, will be the new mayor of Miami.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
Some photos from the inside
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Some photos from the inside
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
The Hamburger University Mickey D's is on the way back to the loop. Overall a bust. The international offerings were very limited and it was filled with white people getting a Grinch Happy Meal. But my table number was 69! I got the Biscoff McPops from I don't remember where. Dry, but okay taste
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Hamburger University Mickey D's is on the way back to the loop. Overall a bust. The international offerings were very limited and it was filled with white people getting a Grinch Happy Meal. But my table number was 69! I got the Biscoff McPops from I don't remember where. Dry, but okay taste
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"Oh, save me, Jebus!"
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Oh, save me, Jebus!"
Very cool museum, caught the last week of the Dia de los Muertos exhibit which was amazing
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Very cool museum, caught the last week of the Dia de los Muertos exhibit which was amazing
Frack I'm old
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Frack I'm old
I'm terrible at eating when traveling. So I used a burrito taxi to bring me a pizza to the brewery. Zero regrets
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'm terrible at eating when traveling. So I used a burrito taxi to bring me a pizza to the brewery. Zero regrets
What’s a film you watched way too young?
7, I slept on the floor for months because of this scene
7, I slept on the floor for months because of this scene
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
What’s a film you watched way too young?
7, I slept on the floor for months because of this scene
7, I slept on the floor for months because of this scene
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Local NIMBYs: these new homes will cause more traffic which will be dangeous
Me: oh so you agree that traffic can be dangerous, you support my push for traffic cameras, speed humps, and bulb outs?
Local NIMBYs: no, we must be able to speed everywhere in town at all times
Me: 🫠🫠🫠
Me: oh so you agree that traffic can be dangerous, you support my push for traffic cameras, speed humps, and bulb outs?
Local NIMBYs: no, we must be able to speed everywhere in town at all times
Me: 🫠🫠🫠
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Local NIMBYs: these new homes will cause more traffic which will be dangeous
Me: oh so you agree that traffic can be dangerous, you support my push for traffic cameras, speed humps, and bulb outs?
Local NIMBYs: no, we must be able to speed everywhere in town at all times
Me: 🫠🫠🫠
Me: oh so you agree that traffic can be dangerous, you support my push for traffic cameras, speed humps, and bulb outs?
Local NIMBYs: no, we must be able to speed everywhere in town at all times
Me: 🫠🫠🫠
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Forty years ago, 90% of media outlets were spread across 50 companies.
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Forty years ago, 90% of media outlets were spread across 50 companies.
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
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I know everyone is looking forward to his father's passing, but I'm positive that when the failson-in-chief goes it's going to be in some spectacularly hilarious way.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I know everyone is looking forward to his father's passing, but I'm positive that when the failson-in-chief goes it's going to be in some spectacularly hilarious way.
I miss late night culture. Not that I went out all the time, but you could count on shit being open later than 9 if you felt like going out. Therapy and weed have made us so lame 🤣😜
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I miss late night culture. Not that I went out all the time, but you could count on shit being open later than 9 if you felt like going out. Therapy and weed have made us so lame 🤣😜
I love taking the train and advocate for @amtrak.com , but when it's bad, Christ is it bad. Should be arriving in Chicago in the next hour, but we just now passed the Iowa/Illinois border. Behind freight traffic we're either crawling or stopped completely. America is a failed state
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I love taking the train and advocate for @amtrak.com , but when it's bad, Christ is it bad. Should be arriving in Chicago in the next hour, but we just now passed the Iowa/Illinois border. Behind freight traffic we're either crawling or stopped completely. America is a failed state
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Charlie once had fulnecky too
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Charlie once had fulnecky too