Tim
@beertheist.bsky.social
I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
📍 Kansas City, MO
He/Him
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Any Thanksgiving we spent at my now no-contact brother's house. Mom's dead now so if he found this account he can screen shot to his heart's desire. Every year sucked, the food was always sub-par, the house was a mess. His kids deserved better, I stopped going and didn't celebrate it for a few years
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Any Thanksgiving we spent at my now no-contact brother's house. Mom's dead now so if he found this account he can screen shot to his heart's desire. Every year sucked, the food was always sub-par, the house was a mess. His kids deserved better, I stopped going and didn't celebrate it for a few years
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Milky beans is the most accurate response
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Milky beans is the most accurate response
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By the way, Ken Burns’ next documentary series is apparently in the can — LBJ & The Great Society
kenburns.com/films/lbj-th...
kenburns.com/films/lbj-th...
LBJ & the Great Society - Ken Burns
This three-part, six-hour series will chronicle the life and times of Lyndon B. Johnson, one of the most capable, colorful, and controversial men ever to occupy the White House. A figure of extraordin...
kenburns.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
By the way, Ken Burns’ next documentary series is apparently in the can — LBJ & The Great Society
kenburns.com/films/lbj-th...
kenburns.com/films/lbj-th...
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As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
Viola Fletcher, Oldest Survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
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15 of the top 20 highest paid Kansas City, MO city positions are in the fire department. #20 earns $215,212.
Maybe they've overextended their goodwill just a little?
Maybe they've overextended their goodwill just a little?
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
15 of the top 20 highest paid Kansas City, MO city positions are in the fire department. #20 earns $215,212.
Maybe they've overextended their goodwill just a little?
Maybe they've overextended their goodwill just a little?
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The Civil Rights Movement.
EYES ON THE PRIZE is solid, but over forty years old. There's been a lot of great work on the movement since then. And while EYES leaned heavily on interviews with participants, a new series could make use of that scholarship to get beyond the Montgomery-to-Memphis arc.
EYES ON THE PRIZE is solid, but over forty years old. There's been a lot of great work on the movement since then. And while EYES leaned heavily on interviews with participants, a new series could make use of that scholarship to get beyond the Montgomery-to-Memphis arc.
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Civil Rights Movement.
EYES ON THE PRIZE is solid, but over forty years old. There's been a lot of great work on the movement since then. And while EYES leaned heavily on interviews with participants, a new series could make use of that scholarship to get beyond the Montgomery-to-Memphis arc.
EYES ON THE PRIZE is solid, but over forty years old. There's been a lot of great work on the movement since then. And while EYES leaned heavily on interviews with participants, a new series could make use of that scholarship to get beyond the Montgomery-to-Memphis arc.
Not putting your feet on chairs is the only not-weird thing he said. Flying is a miracle but capitalism has turned it into an awful experience if you can't afford upgrades. You're shoved into a tiny seat with your knees pressed into the seat in front of you. Wear your PJs. Fuck this reality douche
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Not putting your feet on chairs is the only not-weird thing he said. Flying is a miracle but capitalism has turned it into an awful experience if you can't afford upgrades. You're shoved into a tiny seat with your knees pressed into the seat in front of you. Wear your PJs. Fuck this reality douche
If only they sold size-inclusive merch. Fatties need not bother. Can't even get bigger sizes online. In 2 years I've only found 3 shirts I can wear. At least it saves me money
Teal is coming to The Plaza 👀
The club's second brick-and-mortar retail location, The Current Shop, has its grand opening on Nov 26 🩵
The club's second brick-and-mortar retail location, The Current Shop, has its grand opening on Nov 26 🩵
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If only they sold size-inclusive merch. Fatties need not bother. Can't even get bigger sizes online. In 2 years I've only found 3 shirts I can wear. At least it saves me money
The future is here and it sucks
Waymo privatized another public street:
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The future is here and it sucks
Someone keeps trying to reset my FB password. Meta is such garbage and this is more proof I just need to delete social media
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Someone keeps trying to reset my FB password. Meta is such garbage and this is more proof I just need to delete social media
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Marjorie Taylor Greene came into Congress in 2021 worth about $700,000. She leaves five years later worth around $25,000,000. 😳 Congress is just a giant insider-trading scheme.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene came into Congress in 2021 worth about $700,000. She leaves five years later worth around $25,000,000. 😳 Congress is just a giant insider-trading scheme.
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🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🦃TURKEY TIP🦃‼️
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
Have a large frozen turkey? Get it in the fridge to thaw tonight.
But don't even THINK about thrusting into that turkussy neck hole until at least Tuesday because the ice in there will fuck you up worse than the ice you lifted off that unconscious hooker in Muncie.
Eat arbys.
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
11 years ago today I took my mom to see Loretta Lynn at the Uptown. She was my mom's favorite singer and I'm so glad I was able to do this with her. Dad died before I was grown and never got these times #OrphanBoy
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
11 years ago today I took my mom to see Loretta Lynn at the Uptown. She was my mom's favorite singer and I'm so glad I was able to do this with her. Dad died before I was grown and never got these times #OrphanBoy
The new Hot Ones with Winona Ryder is one where they call out Spicin Foods/Da' Bomb in KC because she hated it so much 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The new Hot Ones with Winona Ryder is one where they call out Spicin Foods/Da' Bomb in KC because she hated it so much 🤣
I'm not hot enough to be a sex worker so I did whatever would pay me
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm not hot enough to be a sex worker so I did whatever would pay me
You're rich and/or "famous" in Kansas City. You don't need private speak easies for privacy. You're just an elitist snob. All white men leading this isn't surprising
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You're rich and/or "famous" in Kansas City. You don't need private speak easies for privacy. You're just an elitist snob. All white men leading this isn't surprising
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Apparently, it’s also “official” US Government accounts too…
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Apparently, it’s also “official” US Government accounts too…
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We do know who killed JFK. The Warren Commission was an incredibly thorough and good-faith effort to prove and document what had happened, which they did. The conspiracy theories arose in spite of best efforts to avoid them, but there really isn't anything they could have reasonably done better.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We do know who killed JFK. The Warren Commission was an incredibly thorough and good-faith effort to prove and document what had happened, which they did. The conspiracy theories arose in spite of best efforts to avoid them, but there really isn't anything they could have reasonably done better.
Darlin' you're my angel, you're my darlin' angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
I said maybeeeeeeee
your gonna be the one
to save meeeeeee
and afteraaaaallll
you’re my wonderwaaaaallll
your gonna be the one
to save meeeeeee
and afteraaaaallll
you’re my wonderwaaaaallll
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Darlin' you're my angel, you're my darlin' angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
Welp, problem solved! Way to go, super smart leaders! /Sarcasm
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Welp, problem solved! Way to go, super smart leaders! /Sarcasm
Honored that they included me in the renderings for the @kcstreetcar.org pavilion on the riverfront 🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Honored that they included me in the renderings for the @kcstreetcar.org pavilion on the riverfront 🤣🤣🤣
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@kcstreetcar.org is stopped again. Car crashed into it on cleaver and brookside!
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@kcstreetcar.org is stopped again. Car crashed into it on cleaver and brookside!