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Bear Claw Billie

@bearclawbillie.bsky.social

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Electronic musician (action/horror/dance/hip hop). Comedy doer (Fix My Carcast host, improviser, riffer, writer). Genderfluid (they/she)🏳️‍⚧️. Maine.

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 12d

Oh hey, did I mention I have a whole album of spooky season music? Give it a listen if you haven’t!

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Cult Horror (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Bear Claw Billie

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 7h

“What’s a live Rocky Horror Picture Show screening like?”
“Oh, it’s basically Mystery Science Theater for horny freaks.”
“So… Mystery Science Theater?”

I mean… not wrong.

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 8h

Holy FUCK I was not prepared for the joy of spotting this in the wild for the very first time!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh

A Discord status for someone named Ash indicating they are currently listening to Bear Claw Billie

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 8h

Wendy White after transitioning: I am the one who gocks

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 8h

walter white after becoming the new pewter city gym leader: i am the one who Brocks

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 8h

Walter White in a top secret Universal Studios casting session: I am the one who Docs

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 8h

Walter White in a top secret Universal Studios casting session: I am the one who Docs

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 15h

whitney white after putting on a dress for the first time after her transition: i am the one who frocks

silence of the ë̈m̈s 🏳️‍⚧️🐍 @emmeline.bsky.social · 19h

walter white, on laugh-in: i am the one who socks

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 8h

Oh this timeline hurt to even CONCEIVE of

James Van Fleevil Dead @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 8h

On the bright side, at least we got new Nine Inch Nails out of the Tron thing, because you just KNOW Leto was pitching them hard on a 30 Seconds to Mars soundtrack.

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 9h

Heard the term “gendersilly” today and IF THAT AIN’T ME

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 15h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 10h

I’m having a “just realized that wrapper I found on the floor and threw out was the rest of my edibles until payday” kind of week 🙃

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 16h

I think an emo is hitting on me

Or you might say

I’m being uwooed

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 16h

what’s your go-to swear combo that you’re pretty sure you and only you say?

mine is “shitass buttballs”

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 16h

CRACK TO THE FUTURE (cuz trans eggs, a joke all the straights will def get)

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 16h

There is no fucking way I’m letting the film industry die before we get a time travel movie with a trans protagonist who has to team up with their pre-transition past self (IT WRITES ITSELF BUT I’LL DO IT IF THERE’S TIME)

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 16h

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 17h

Ooh, you seen THE BAY (2012)?

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 17h

It’s a good time to try living without the Internet altogether and I fucking don’t care how cool smoking makes you feel

Matt Round @mattround.com · 1d

OpenAI’s strategy is very clear, it’s trying to get people - especially young people - so reliant on its products intellectually & emotionally (& now sexually!) that going without them becomes unthinkable. And they need signs of that strategy working to keep the funding flowing in

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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 18h

I'm just saying what we're all thinking: it is time studios recognised the fans and re-released Tron Ares

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 20h

NOISE BOYS ARE BAAAAAAACK

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 20h

Just hit the thing that says $9.99 at this link, thx

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Cult Horror (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Bear Claw Billie on Apple Music

Album · 2023 · 13 Songs

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 22h

finally somebody cracked it, THANK YOU

David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 1d

I think the basic problem with all these low-effort horror movie adaptations of recently-public-domain cartoon characters is they always make the titular character the monster. Like, nobody gives a shit about a film where Mickey Mouse is a zombie; they want to see Mickey Mouse FIGHT the zombies!

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 1d

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 22h

I am so fucking tired of getting one aspect of my life stable just for the bottom to drop out on four others EVERY TIME

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 22h

It’s nice having a job where I’m not fucking terrified to share my art with my coworkers 🥰🥰🥰

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 23h

RIP Drew Struzan 1947-2025 (Really Incredible Posters)

Drew Struzan’s iconic painting that was used for the Back to the Future poster

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Kota Avalon 🐈‍⬛🚩 @maristela.org · 1d

anyone named dierdre is a forest spirit pretty much their name is just deer spelled wrong twice

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

The Moose: When you’re here, you’re (Marvel’s First) Family

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(Good day to get dorked at by yours truly, flame on in at your own risk!)

Billie’s Staff Picks shelf with just SO MUCH good Fantastic Four stuff