Bear Claw Billie
@bearclawbillie.bsky.social
Electronic musician (action/horror/dance/hip hop). Comedy doer (Fix My Carcast host, improviser, riffer, writer). Genderfluid (they/she)🏳️⚧️. Maine.
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SORRY ABOUT ALL THE AMERICA THAT STOPPED ME FROM ROCKING
“THEN RANT SHE MUST” DROPS DECEMBER 14TH FOR REAL THIS TIME CUZ I ALREADY SENT IT TO THE DISTRIBUTOR
“THEN RANT SHE MUST” DROPS DECEMBER 14TH FOR REAL THIS TIME CUZ I ALREADY SENT IT TO THE DISTRIBUTOR
I rapped in a femme voice for the first time tonight 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I rapped in a femme voice for the first time tonight 🥰
Slinging insults about willy nilly is for the weak
The strong simply write them all on a massive scroll to be unfurled every ten years or at your very next massive failure, whichever comes first (brb jotting something down)
The strong simply write them all on a massive scroll to be unfurled every ten years or at your very next massive failure, whichever comes first (brb jotting something down)
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Slinging insults about willy nilly is for the weak
The strong simply write them all on a massive scroll to be unfurled every ten years or at your very next massive failure, whichever comes first (brb jotting something down)
The strong simply write them all on a massive scroll to be unfurled every ten years or at your very next massive failure, whichever comes first (brb jotting something down)
SORRY ABOUT ALL THE AMERICA THAT STOPPED ME FROM ROCKING
“THEN RANT SHE MUST” DROPS DECEMBER 14TH FOR REAL THIS TIME CUZ I ALREADY SENT IT TO THE DISTRIBUTOR
“THEN RANT SHE MUST” DROPS DECEMBER 14TH FOR REAL THIS TIME CUZ I ALREADY SENT IT TO THE DISTRIBUTOR
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
SORRY ABOUT ALL THE AMERICA THAT STOPPED ME FROM ROCKING
“THEN RANT SHE MUST” DROPS DECEMBER 14TH FOR REAL THIS TIME CUZ I ALREADY SENT IT TO THE DISTRIBUTOR
“THEN RANT SHE MUST” DROPS DECEMBER 14TH FOR REAL THIS TIME CUZ I ALREADY SENT IT TO THE DISTRIBUTOR
Glass cannons shouldn’t eat glass
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Glass cannons shouldn’t eat glass
God 2023 felt like Barbie saved going to the movies and now she belongs to the Play On Your Phone Slop Machine
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
God 2023 felt like Barbie saved going to the movies and now she belongs to the Play On Your Phone Slop Machine
Nothing to motivate you to finish your album like an ongoing medical issue that could rush you to the ER at a moment’s notice 🙃
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Nothing to motivate you to finish your album like an ongoing medical issue that could rush you to the ER at a moment’s notice 🙃
It is now imperative we make a definitive Christmas movie set in July
A MOVIE THAT TAKES PLACE ON CHRISTMAS IS NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE. IT NEEDS TO BE ABOUT CHRISTMAS
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It is now imperative we make a definitive Christmas movie set in July
“I didn’t ask for advice” and “I didn’t ask for *your* advice” are two different sentences but you can go ahead and assume I mean the second in all cases
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“I didn’t ask for advice” and “I didn’t ask for *your* advice” are two different sentences but you can go ahead and assume I mean the second in all cases
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Work it, Marty McFly
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Work it, Marty McFly
I know this sounds Girlfriend In Canada but I am at the most astronomical amount of people who want to get with me of my entire booty career and I am laid up with a foot injury boooooooooooooooo
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I know this sounds Girlfriend In Canada but I am at the most astronomical amount of people who want to get with me of my entire booty career and I am laid up with a foot injury boooooooooooooooo
Side note, I still write and edit video if this email makes you so mad you wanna hire me on the spot!
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Side note, I still write and edit video if this email makes you so mad you wanna hire me on the spot!
If you don’t start asking strangers what they thought on the way out then you are simply doing movies wrong
saw someone say it’s better to watch movies at home. mother fucker no it is not. the grand majesty of a shared human experience is what this is all about. getting to enjoy something with others, especially strangers, is one of the most enriching things you can do with your life.
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you don’t start asking strangers what they thought on the way out then you are simply doing movies wrong
What a bleak fucking email
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What a bleak fucking email
I was working on a project involving vampires at the time it aired so I was already in an “oh no remember all the vampire rules” headspace when I saw it and I would CHEER for the production team every time I noticed!
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I was working on a project involving vampires at the time it aired so I was already in an “oh no remember all the vampire rules” headspace when I saw it and I would CHEER for the production team every time I noticed!
Super pumped to see who wins the next hundred FIFA Peace Prizes!
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Super pumped to see who wins the next hundred FIFA Peace Prizes!
Oh FUCK I had just made my peace with Netflix owning Looney Tunes, DC, Gremlins… then it hits me 😖
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oh FUCK I had just made my peace with Netflix owning Looney Tunes, DC, Gremlins… then it hits me 😖
Life? You mean a documentary about me that I’m both always watching and always in?
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Life? You mean a documentary about me that I’m both always watching and always in?
how did “beej” become the accepted abbreviation when “blowj” is more fun to say HMM okay the spelling looks weird
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December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
how did “beej” become the accepted abbreviation when “blowj” is more fun to say HMM okay the spelling looks weird
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uh Superman goes public domain in 2032
nice one NETFLIX
nice one NETFLIX
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
uh Superman goes public domain in 2032
nice one NETFLIX
nice one NETFLIX
I really do
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I really do
This bitch needs more tank tops
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This bitch needs more tank tops
Reposted by Bear Claw Billie
moving on from "what the fuck is wrong with you" to "have you ever tried to fix what's wrong with you"
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
moving on from "what the fuck is wrong with you" to "have you ever tried to fix what's wrong with you"
Reposted by Bear Claw Billie
the most successful rebrand in history was turning being an asshole that doesnt understand anything into a political identity
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the most successful rebrand in history was turning being an asshole that doesnt understand anything into a political identity
“But how will we hear new music without Spotify?”
Come to my room
I’ll make something
Pretty easy actually
Come to my room
I’ll make something
Pretty easy actually
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“But how will we hear new music without Spotify?”
Come to my room
I’ll make something
Pretty easy actually
Come to my room
I’ll make something
Pretty easy actually
Sorry, you get one shot to love me before the next time America fucks me eight ways
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sorry, you get one shot to love me before the next time America fucks me eight ways