Jake
backspincycle.bsky.social
Jake
@backspincycle.bsky.social
I might post dumb skeets
But at least it’s not AI slop

I also write terrific & anonymous IMDB reviews
But no one will ever know they’re mine
Pinned
Here’s the deal.

Words matter.

This is a civil war, we’re in it now.

I’m done calling this some immigration nonsense. That’s totally fake.

This isn’t an “ICE incursion” or “federal law enforcement”.

This is a civil war that is being launched by our current Premier and Russian rat, Trumpushka.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Yeah, that young marine “fell” off the ship
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I pay the blogs/stackers I respect the most (less than 10!) but otherwise it’s an HDTV antenna now and Bluesky. Local news isn’t perfect but it’s better than all… this *waves arms*. The streaming model failed a long time ago at informing us in any meaningful way
I don't find this surprising, but I do hope media companies learn from the latest poll that shows people do not, for the most part, think they should pay for news. It's time to think about a different approach.

aramzs.xyz/noteworthy/m...
Most Americans don’t pay for news and don’t think they need to
Microblog and feed from Aram Zucker-Scharff.
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February 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
I’m watching women’s super-G downhill skiing right now live and this mountain they’re on is knocking out everybody on it. These women are the best skiers on the planet and this mountain is vanquishing nearly all of them
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I just got yelled at by some asshole at a CVS pharmacy (of course it was) , the guy was clearly in his late 70s, and I looked him straight in the eye, and I said dude, you have lived longer than anyone in my family AND you’re still working. You can go fuck yourself right now. Get away.
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Officer, I'd like to report an Aggravated Spanishing
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I mean, it kind of goes to a broader thing that I’ve been bitching about for a while. There’s no glass in glass products. There’s no glue on things that have glue in them. There’s no carbonation in soda products. What happened to color in colorized anything. Pencil leads break and then, no pencil..
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Annual revision - my prediction - will show massive job losses for the entire year of 2025
Whoa, some really remarkable managing of expectations from Navarro here re: tomorrow's jobs report. (This is the jobs report that would normally have come out in January; it's late, which is why it's not coming out on a Friday, as jobs reports usually do.)
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Guys, I’m gonna say something a bit provocative. These wine glasses, the ones I’m posting here? These are a millennial scam. To all you Gen Alpha and zoomer’s. Don’t buy these. Put your wine in coffee mugs, but do not spend hundreds of dollars on these single-use glasses. Whatever brand they are.
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I keep myself pseudonymous for all the obvious reasons but I also keep in mind the Kevin Kruse rule: Never post anything here you wouldn’t repeat in your own words in a court of law.
I give up on trying to figure out the right way to say that I am kind of tired of how anonymous followers engage with me on here. I think you forget I'm a person not a repository. I'm sorry you're sad/mad/scared. Me too. Does that absolve you of the responsibility of reading carefully? It does not.
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Yep. The polling data we obtained shows that more than two thirds of young men disapprove of ICE enforcement and oppose deporting longtime residents with jobs and no criminal records:
February 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The tumblr-killer? Just delete WaPo and move on. Do it. Now. Rip the bandaid. Delete subscriptions and remove the paper from your social media immediately. Delete that company ASAP.
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
It is the curse of American homeownership that you finally get the house you originally wanted right around the time you finally wrap up all your projects and move out of it. I’m nearly at that point and I’m looking around at this thing like, hey, I like this place now
February 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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In his book The Intimate Animal, sex and relationships researcher Justin Garcia says people have miscalculated their need for human intimacy, which is the real issue at the root of the loneliness epidemic.
An ‘Intimacy Crisis’ Is Driving the Dating Divide
In his book “The Intimate Animal,” sex and relationships researcher Justin Garcia says people have miscalculated their need for human intimacy, which is the real issue at the root of the loneliness…
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February 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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I mean GOD DANG bsky.app/profile/dann...
Mrs Lucas, have you considered running for US Senate?
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Dr Oz to CNN host Pamela Brown on weight loss drugs: "Pam looks like a gazelle. You probably don't need it."
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I can’t get enough of The White Lotus. I don’t know if it’s my own experiences or what, being dirt poor as a kid and then having gone to 5-star resorts before, but this show is spectacular. Everything about it. Jennifer Coolidge. Absolutely everything. I’ve re-watched three seasons of it twice.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Ooooooh boy
(Bloomberg) - Elon Musk can be forced to testify in a lawsuit brought by government workers and contractors who accused him of unlawfully directing the dissolution of the [USAID] while he was a senior White House adviser, a judge ruled.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Add the CIA World Factbook to the long and growing list of disappearing government datasets: www.cia.gov/stories/stor...
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM