Everything this administration says is a lie. It’s the default.

23 fucking skiers fell off this track!!!!! Not counting the injuries

”Twenty-three skier attrition rate. Abnormally high,” announcers

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Best skiers in the solar system. Can’t finish the course. The ski track is ROUGH. Weather conditions are terrible

I’m a very nice person most of the time but today I was not having any of it. From anybody. I think a lot of us get to a certain point at times and I’m not like this most of the year but today, I’ve had it. Nobody’s going to bark nothing at me, and today was not going to be an exception.

Someone just going about their business and not getting in anybody’s way and who’s just shopping and picking up their refills, don’t ever yell at them for any reason. They don’t wanna be there. Don’t be barking orders at them. You don’t know what kind of hell you’re about to unleash.

Listen, I’m gonna introduce people to a concept that I haven’t really heard spoken about a major way since watching a 70s sitcom or similar. And it’s called ‘catching someone on the wrong day’. Don’t just be thrown around epithets, don’t be yelling at people at whom you don’t know where they are.

Feels like a Friday at 5:32pm on Tuesday.

And then you got the flipside of this, where you are the meanest, nastiest, biggest narcissistic piece of shit on earth, saying yeah! I want that job! Put me in front of everybody in your fucking company!

They hire the meanest, the worst accommodating, the absolute biggest assholes they can find, the most piss poor service guided people they can possibly find and they say sure let’s put these pieces of shit right in front of everybody. I’m about ready to move into a goddamn log cabin

These fucking shit ass skidmark companies. Burn down to the ground all of you.

Never EVER AGAIN. Now Jake begins his complete and total disembarking from the entire pharmacy world. I now contact my insurance and have everything mailed through their PBM’s. And yes, they’re crap, I don’t give a fuck.

I just dropped my cart and left. Fuck you CVS.

Long wet shitty fart

The Soviets used to joke about shit like this

Is it like this in Europe? Is it like this in China? Because if I recall correctly a year ago Trumpushka said that we don’t need 37 dolls, or 45 pencils, we just need 2. Well, those two, are broken and don’t work.

They break when used. They break when washing by hand. They break in the dishwasher on “delicate glass” setting. They break standing upside down too long on a barkeep. These glasses are $150 per 8-ct and they are all river trash. Don’t buy them, any brand. Drink out of solo cups before these