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May 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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we need a soulful bisexual pope from atlanta
May 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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every post + reply section on twitter these days
May 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Not sure I'd want to tell a child newly infected with HIV that they now have to meet Elon Musk.
bill gates accuses elon musk of “killing the world’s poorest children” with usaid cuts
saying “i’d love for him to go in and meet the children that have now been infected with hiv because he cut that money.”
May 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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the new Midwest Pope has probably had Culver’s before
May 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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look at Pete Hegseth’s sideburns and tell me this man isn’t drunk shaving
April 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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sometimes you don't even need to translate it
April 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Today we celebrate Him
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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do you think he had to lock in yesterday to avoid any jokes about him dying on easter?
April 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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getting my dick cut off so im not dutch anymore
March 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Stop mass deportations with this one simple trick: wapo.st/41apYFB (gift link)
February 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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considering bottom surgery (replacing my junk with a little toadstool for smurfs to live in)
February 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual
February 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
where can i buy this
February 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Everyone look at my beaver!!!!
February 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Honestly kind of a funny way to respond to complaints
February 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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gee, i wonder why that is.
February 9, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Star Trek did say the 2020s were gonna be a little rough
February 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Greatest sportsman ever. Seems to loathe basketball. Craves to be free and ride horses. Resents having to be basketball deity, runs around like he's perpetually about to fall over, animated exactly like Lanky Kong from DK64
Nikola Jokić joins Wilt Chamberlain as the only player in NBA history to record 30/20/15 in a game 🔥
January 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Online communities fighting back against tech baron takeover is, for me, a beautiful thing.
January 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM