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Art D.
@artd.bsky.social
The D stands for Drauglis - rhymes with Frogless.
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Back in the '90s in was all bagel injuries, which I didn't understand until I saw a coworker sawing through one while holding it in his hand.
It never occurred to me to do something so dumb.
I'm in EMT school right now. Pretty common cause of 911 calls/ER visits around holidays is people just not even trying to use knives properly. Lemme just slice this avocado while HOLDING IT IN MY HAND...

Please. Use cutting boards. They exist for a reason.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Grandpa, when he’s asked to give the Thanksgiving blessing:
packers, chiefs, bengals thanks
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The Trump administration has reacted to a small scale lone wolf attack by in DC announcing a sweeping collective punishment, using the organs of government to heap blame on partisan rivals, and potentially dissuading anyone from collaborating with US forces abroad for a generation.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Well someone should go pick it up then!
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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National Guard members who were shot in DC yesterday have been identified:
They are 20-year-old Sarah Beckstrom and 24-year-old Andrew Wolfe
Both were sworn in less than 24 hours before the shooting
And Muriel Bowser is right
Home is the only place they should have been
Bowser on injured National Guard members: "These young people should be at home in West Virginia with their families"
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
woke up feeling a bit fexcectorn, probably take a totalbottl of remech n later.
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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@drewmagary.bsky.social I hope this will be reviewed in this year’s Williams Sonoma Hater’s Guide
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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No idea why an Afghan refugee shot National Guard soldiers within walking distance of the White House, but this new USCIS directive was revealed on Monday. Worth noting.
The folks at @afghanevac.bsky.social have in hand a new USCIS directive which largely targets Afghan refugees who fled the Taliban in the wake of the U.S. withdrawal in 2021.

In case you needed a reminder that the most loathsome people in the world work for DHS.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Collective, racist punishment.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

It's a panda. now I'm just embarrassed. maybe @samer.is will avenge me
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
but...but..if I'm moving the needle I must be adding value, right? right?
I don’t know who is ready to hear this but people don’t have to add value

Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I am in this picture and I don't like it.
Stranger Things closed caption writers remain the best in the biz
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
There's a heist movie that I really need:
A gang descends upon Columbus and pulls off a huge robbery because they do it during the OSU-Michigan game when everyone is fixated on that.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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i like how the one example we have of mass scale homeschooling was the pandemic and it was a complete disaster that burnt out every parent on earth and resulted in half a generation being socially and intellectually stunted forever
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I am thankful that if this somehow comes up tomorrow, the crew we will be with will shut it down quickly and change the subject.
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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This is going to be the most over-mulched city in America
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration orders 500 more National Guard members to Washington after shooting, Hegseth says.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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much to unpack in the Katie Miller podcast interview with the Johnsons www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
shit
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM