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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
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· Dec 27
Folks, have you heard of this? Beer and pizza? Together? Might be onto something.
Holly has decided to opt out of this particular Tuesday.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Holly has decided to opt out of this particular Tuesday.
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it’s easier for some people to come up with a Jeopardy! anecdote than others
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it’s easier for some people to come up with a Jeopardy! anecdote than others
It looks like he’s staring at a dented bumper of a car he just rear-ended and he doesn’t know what to do so he has Dad on speakerphone who just told him to get the insurance card out of the glove compartment but he doesn’t know what a glove compartment is, or what insurance is for.
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It looks like he’s staring at a dented bumper of a car he just rear-ended and he doesn’t know what to do so he has Dad on speakerphone who just told him to get the insurance card out of the glove compartment but he doesn’t know what a glove compartment is, or what insurance is for.
“Folks I haven’t seen a koo attempt fail like that since communist hardliners plotted against Mikhail Gorbachev in 1991 and ultimately triggered the fall of the Soviet Union.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“Folks I haven’t seen a koo attempt fail like that since communist hardliners plotted against Mikhail Gorbachev in 1991 and ultimately triggered the fall of the Soviet Union.”
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Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
🎵Kirkland is my land
Kirkland is your land🎵
Kirkland is your land🎵
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to sue a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
🎵Kirkland is my land
Kirkland is your land🎵
Kirkland is your land🎵
Some light reading available in this neighborhood free library box?
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Some light reading available in this neighborhood free library box?
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God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes.
Angel: That's a lovely idea.
God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.
Angel: ...
God: There's no way to make it stop.
Angel: That's a lovely idea.
God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.
Angel: ...
God: There's no way to make it stop.
August 5, 2023 at 11:12 AM
God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes.
Angel: That's a lovely idea.
God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.
Angel: ...
God: There's no way to make it stop.
Angel: That's a lovely idea.
God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.
Angel: ...
God: There's no way to make it stop.
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"lane kiffin" sounds like a british traffic violation
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"lane kiffin" sounds like a british traffic violation
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[marc cohn voice]
🎶 working in sweatpants
🎶 working in sweatpants
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
[marc cohn voice]
🎶 working in sweatpants
🎶 working in sweatpants
Me, to every car that’s ever been in front of mine in a school drop-off line:
Your move, creep.
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Me, to every car that’s ever been in front of mine in a school drop-off line:
If there’s one institution that can kill the six-seven thing once and for all, it’s surely the football team in our nation’s capital.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If there’s one institution that can kill the six-seven thing once and for all, it’s surely the football team in our nation’s capital.
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lebron been in the league so long this video is of his first ever interaction with steph curry
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
lebron been in the league so long this video is of his first ever interaction with steph curry
The last of the leftover pecan pie on its way to making me pre-diabetic by Tuesday.
a close up of a person 's face with flames coming out of it 's mouth .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with flames coming out of it 's mouth .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The last of the leftover pecan pie on its way to making me pre-diabetic by Tuesday.
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I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
Oh great, now the bears know where *we* shit.
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh great, now the bears know where *we* shit.
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watching a porno and thinking halfway through wow this is all one take
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
watching a porno and thinking halfway through wow this is all one take
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record https://theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend-on-re-1819574242/
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record https://theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend-on-re-1819574242/
When Dad puts on the Kidz Bop version of Mr Brightside.
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When Dad puts on the Kidz Bop version of Mr Brightside.