His Imperial Trillness
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Here’s what’s important here. Just because the other side wants a fight doesn’t mean you should avoid one. Sometimes you have to get out of your head, quit trying to be clever and cute and fucking fight.
A leaked document obtained by HuffPost reveals the fierce backlash against Trump's now-rescinded funding freeze was part of the plan all along
I told my step pop someone hit me. When he asked if I hit them back, I replied that fighting in school was not allowed.
That’s when he gave me this gem : When someone hits you, you’re already in a fight, you’re just losing.
It’s cool to want peace but sometimes you gotta fight for it.
That’s when he gave me this gem : When someone hits you, you’re already in a fight, you’re just losing.
It’s cool to want peace but sometimes you gotta fight for it.
I'm sad my baby is growing up because he is starting to look less like my momma 🥲
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm sad my baby is growing up because he is starting to look less like my momma 🥲
Jermaine getting tore up in the quotes
( If you know who this is we should be friends )
( If you know who this is we should be friends )
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Jermaine getting tore up in the quotes
( If you know who this is we should be friends )
( If you know who this is we should be friends )
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Stole his whole flow 😭
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Stole his whole flow 😭
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The perfect color for painting the interior of your home so that banks don't have to do anything after seizing your property and selling it to a predatory private equity investor after you foreclose.
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The perfect color for painting the interior of your home so that banks don't have to do anything after seizing your property and selling it to a predatory private equity investor after you foreclose.
I'm going to try to stay humble but it's been documented. My Ideas are GOOD.
DM me for consultation before the the price goes up.
But seriously I can't imagine anything better than this. To know that he carriesies me in his heart throughout the day is the greatest gift I have ever received.
DM me for consultation before the the price goes up.
But seriously I can't imagine anything better than this. To know that he carriesies me in his heart throughout the day is the greatest gift I have ever received.
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm going to try to stay humble but it's been documented. My Ideas are GOOD.
DM me for consultation before the the price goes up.
But seriously I can't imagine anything better than this. To know that he carriesies me in his heart throughout the day is the greatest gift I have ever received.
DM me for consultation before the the price goes up.
But seriously I can't imagine anything better than this. To know that he carriesies me in his heart throughout the day is the greatest gift I have ever received.
Is a.i the next Segway?
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Is a.i the next Segway?
It's up and that's okay
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It's up and that's okay
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“the American PhDs, eager to investigate this part of the world so often plagued by bursts of inter-ethnic violence.” Read “they descend upon us,” a poem by Selma Asotić.
“they descend upon us,” a Poem by Selma Asotić
“they descend upon us” the American PhDs, eager to investigate this part of the world so often plagued by bursts of inter-ethnic violence. Before they arrived we never knew murder was indigenous to…
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December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“the American PhDs, eager to investigate this part of the world so often plagued by bursts of inter-ethnic violence.” Read “they descend upon us,” a poem by Selma Asotić.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You know who I have the utmost respect for?
Dads who stay fly.
How do you do it? I need. Clothes in every category 😂😂.
I understand how my uncle ended up in dress shoes and sweatpants.
Dads who stay fly.
How do you do it? I need. Clothes in every category 😂😂.
I understand how my uncle ended up in dress shoes and sweatpants.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You know who I have the utmost respect for?
Dads who stay fly.
How do you do it? I need. Clothes in every category 😂😂.
I understand how my uncle ended up in dress shoes and sweatpants.
Dads who stay fly.
How do you do it? I need. Clothes in every category 😂😂.
I understand how my uncle ended up in dress shoes and sweatpants.
A toe testimony!!
Walk by faith!
Walk by faith!
I prayed long and hard about my career path this morning. This evening, I got a request to buy feet pics from me.
God works in mysterious ways??
God works in mysterious ways??
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A toe testimony!!
Walk by faith!
Walk by faith!
Who’s composing a playlist for that great day?
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Who’s composing a playlist for that great day?
Did you know you could sprain a tooth? My son’s big ass head taught me that. This parenting shit is War you gotta be ten toes down.
If you're on the fence, DON'T have them.
I’m still on the fence about kids tbh.
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Did you know you could sprain a tooth? My son’s big ass head taught me that. This parenting shit is War you gotta be ten toes down.
I kind of want to hear the thoughts of anyone fucking with Trump but I know it's a bad Idea.
All the magats at my job are being real quiet.
All the magats at my job are being real quiet.
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I kind of want to hear the thoughts of anyone fucking with Trump but I know it's a bad Idea.
All the magats at my job are being real quiet.
All the magats at my job are being real quiet.
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DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
I bet this man had hair. This is not bald man behavior.
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch one of my coworkers just told me she caught her man with another woman in bed THIS MORNING!
They live together.
She went out of town OVERNIGHT and stopped by the house this morning to get something instead of coming straight to work, like she planned.
They live together.
She went out of town OVERNIGHT and stopped by the house this morning to get something instead of coming straight to work, like she planned.
a woman in a black jacket is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a black jacket is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I bet this man had hair. This is not bald man behavior.
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My new special, Son of Sumter, is OUT NOW on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, Vimeo, and more!
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My new special, Son of Sumter, is OUT NOW on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, Vimeo, and more!
I want to live in a place where tech stops at like 2003.
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I want to live in a place where tech stops at like 2003.
Today the smoothest month of getting ready for school begins.
You can't open the advent calendar until you’ve washed and dressed.
#Dadlife #Motivation
You can't open the advent calendar until you’ve washed and dressed.
#Dadlife #Motivation
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Today the smoothest month of getting ready for school begins.
You can't open the advent calendar until you’ve washed and dressed.
#Dadlife #Motivation
You can't open the advent calendar until you’ve washed and dressed.
#Dadlife #Motivation
Stilettos in the club
A Terror Bird in seven-league boots. Brown pencil, 68 × 89 mm. From 2020.
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Stilettos in the club
Whatchu you doing this morning? Drinking mimosas? Touching Butts? Cool.
Me and my main man downstairs building structurally sound tunnels.
Feel free to get on our level
Me and my main man downstairs building structurally sound tunnels.
Feel free to get on our level
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Whatchu you doing this morning? Drinking mimosas? Touching Butts? Cool.
Me and my main man downstairs building structurally sound tunnels.
Feel free to get on our level
Me and my main man downstairs building structurally sound tunnels.
Feel free to get on our level
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
Is this about a romantic getaway or Mac and cheese
It be creamier than the day before and all the flavors just be waiting >>>
macaroni and cheese for breakfast because i can do anythiiiiiiiiiiiing
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Is this about a romantic getaway or Mac and cheese
When we say grace in our family, we thank someone who made the meal possible but is absent from the table.
Thank you to the truck driver that transported the food.
Thank you to the truck driver that transported the food.
so. many. hands. have touched every single thing you eat, wear, use. none of us is independent; we all exist in a web of support, relying on people we have never met and may never meet for our safety, our sustenance, our joy, our satiety. you are alive because of so many people's labor.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When we say grace in our family, we thank someone who made the meal possible but is absent from the table.
Thank you to the truck driver that transported the food.
Thank you to the truck driver that transported the food.