Aristophon
@aristophon.bsky.social
Socialist, here for the cats, working towards "fully automated, luxury gay space communism."
"Who invented the human heart, I wonder? Tell me -- then show me the place where he was hanged!"
-- The Alexandria Quartet, by Lawrence Durrell
"Who invented the human heart, I wonder? Tell me -- then show me the place where he was hanged!"
-- The Alexandria Quartet, by Lawrence Durrell
Pinned
There are religious fanatics y'all are unknowingly following because they hide their secret lives so well. When not on Bluesky, they spend their lives worshiping the deity at their secret bedroom shrine:
:)
Just once, I’d like to admire my naked body in a full length mirror without getting kicked out of Kohl’s.
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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The high brow TV content I crave:
A local sculptor is found dead from horrendous Bluesky burns. Suspicion falls on Nomansland’s heavy-handed book publisher, deeply concerned that the decline in newspaper reading might threaten workplace Anglo-Saxon literacy.
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The high brow TV content I crave:
No, Mexico *cannot* have even a mildly reformist government.
Brian Berletic (Telegram) confirming my suspicions that the riots in #Mexico are a National Endowment for Democracy (aka CIA) operation against its leftist president 👇
🇺🇸🇲🇽 "Gen Z" Mobs Strike Again - Target Mexico - Evidence So Far of Who is Behind it
US NED-funded media like "Animal Politico" ...
🇺🇸🇲🇽 "Gen Z" Mobs Strike Again - Target Mexico - Evidence So Far of Who is Behind it
US NED-funded media like "Animal Politico" ...
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
No, Mexico *cannot* have even a mildly reformist government.
Amazing how much it can get wet with a thousand billionaires flying around overhead pissing on you.
it’s raining in brooklyn but there are no clouds?
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Amazing how much it can get wet with a thousand billionaires flying around overhead pissing on you.
Who else feels seen? :)
Make sure you regret it by doing it again.
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Who else feels seen? :)
:)
Resist Libs: "Wow these protests in Mexico sound exciting! I wish we could have something here against DRUMPF"
The protests in Mexico: "We want Donald Trump to invade and arrest our democratically elected leaders"
The protests in Mexico: "We want Donald Trump to invade and arrest our democratically elected leaders"
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
:)
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When I compare the perception on the "Battle in Seattle" at the WTO, and then Occupy over a decade later? The trajectory is incredible.
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
When I compare the perception on the "Battle in Seattle" at the WTO, and then Occupy over a decade later? The trajectory is incredible.
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It's still wild to me how much we've memory holed Occupy Wallstreet.
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's still wild to me how much we've memory holed Occupy Wallstreet.
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“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale
good work, John Roberts
good work, John Roberts
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale
good work, John Roberts
good work, John Roberts
Underneath the Bluesky bookmark on my Firefox browser, It seemed a good idea to bookmark two other sites which might come in handy for use with Bluesky:
- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows , and
- The Lutheran Insult Generator
- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows , and
- The Lutheran Insult Generator
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Underneath the Bluesky bookmark on my Firefox browser, It seemed a good idea to bookmark two other sites which might come in handy for use with Bluesky:
- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows , and
- The Lutheran Insult Generator
- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows , and
- The Lutheran Insult Generator
:)
the subtly of humor is lost on AI
also on the mods
coincidence?
also on the mods
coincidence?
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
:)
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November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
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May we all look 1/10th as hot when the pigs take us down, amen
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
May we all look 1/10th as hot when the pigs take us down, amen
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"Hot" and "Presbyterian" have never before been used in a sentence anywhere on the planet at anytime in history until today, you, have done the impossible. :)
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Hot" and "Presbyterian" have never before been used in a sentence anywhere on the planet at anytime in history until today, you, have done the impossible. :)
Now here this:
Hear me out: a Marxist sex dungeon
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Now here this:
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Just picturing Valve calmly reaching over the dining table, barehanded, to eat off Sony and Microsoft's plates by the fistful, never once breaking eye contact
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
Steam Hardware Announcement
YouTube video by Valve
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just picturing Valve calmly reaching over the dining table, barehanded, to eat off Sony and Microsoft's plates by the fistful, never once breaking eye contact
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKr...
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To anyone defending Bluesky for doubling down on their really crappy moderation decision re: Sarah Kendzior: quit being a goddam bootlicker.
substack.com/profile/3455...
substack.com/profile/3455...
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
To anyone defending Bluesky for doubling down on their really crappy moderation decision re: Sarah Kendzior: quit being a goddam bootlicker.
substack.com/profile/3455...
substack.com/profile/3455...
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With the steady drip of Epstein stuff, I feel like we’re about two months away from conservatives just openly defending pedophilia without any equivocation.
They’re already like 60% of the way there and once it becomes easier to defend Trump’s association to deny it, they will simply make the leap
They’re already like 60% of the way there and once it becomes easier to defend Trump’s association to deny it, they will simply make the leap
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
With the steady drip of Epstein stuff, I feel like we’re about two months away from conservatives just openly defending pedophilia without any equivocation.
They’re already like 60% of the way there and once it becomes easier to defend Trump’s association to deny it, they will simply make the leap
They’re already like 60% of the way there and once it becomes easier to defend Trump’s association to deny it, they will simply make the leap
You kids these days have it so easy in avoiding dating trouble, unlike how it was for Boomers back in the day:
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You kids these days have it so easy in avoiding dating trouble, unlike how it was for Boomers back in the day:
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November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Airline PAC recipients:
Shaheen, Jeanne (D-NH) $34,085
Rosen, Jacky (D-NV) $207,368
Fetterman, John (D-PA) $37,719
Durbin, Dick (D-IL) $313,996
Hassan, Maggie (D-NH) $40,701
Masto, Catherine Cortez (D-NV) $83,659
King, Angus (I-ME) $11,241
Kaine, Tim (D-VA) $130,189
Shaheen, Jeanne (D-NH) $34,085
Rosen, Jacky (D-NV) $207,368
Fetterman, John (D-PA) $37,719
Durbin, Dick (D-IL) $313,996
Hassan, Maggie (D-NH) $40,701
Masto, Catherine Cortez (D-NV) $83,659
King, Angus (I-ME) $11,241
Kaine, Tim (D-VA) $130,189
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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So just when you need CBD because of Trump, it’s outlawed.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
So just when you need CBD because of Trump, it’s outlawed.