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Midsomer Murders | Season 25 Official Trailer | December 8 on Acorn TV
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Series 25 of #MidsomerMurders premieres December 8th on Acorn TV.
Causton’s only Shaolin monk is found quilted to death. Suspicion falls on Cocklake’s middle-aged philosopher, angry that the sale of dogs online might threaten fixed-odds betting terminals.
December 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Causton’s only Shaolin monk is found quilted to death. Suspicion falls on Cocklake’s middle-aged philosopher, angry that the sale of dogs online might threaten fixed-odds betting terminals.
A Twitch streamer is found strangled and stuffed inside a church bell. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Florey’s pastor, disturbed that a growing number of people who can read and think clearly might threaten craft beer.
December 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
A Twitch streamer is found strangled and stuffed inside a church bell. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Florey’s pastor, disturbed that a growing number of people who can read and think clearly might threaten craft beer.
A seller of 100% organic clarinet reeds is found dead clutching a book about witchcraft. Suspicion falls on Burwood Mantle’s ennui society, disturbed that low vitamin D levels in vampires might threaten the closure of the Auburn Echo Village.
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A seller of 100% organic clarinet reeds is found dead clutching a book about witchcraft. Suspicion falls on Burwood Mantle’s ennui society, disturbed that low vitamin D levels in vampires might threaten the closure of the Auburn Echo Village.
A model airplane hobbyist is found as the victim of a backyard laboratory CRISPR experiment gone wrong. Suspicion falls on Lower Crosby’s short-wave radio club, worried that conflict between the village church and ancient pagan traditions might threaten art supplies.
December 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A model airplane hobbyist is found as the victim of a backyard laboratory CRISPR experiment gone wrong. Suspicion falls on Lower Crosby’s short-wave radio club, worried that conflict between the village church and ancient pagan traditions might threaten art supplies.
Someone who thinks these are actual TV episode plots is found burnt to death in a molybdomancy ‘accident’. Suspicion falls on Wookey Hole’s black-swan-wrangling club, deeply concerned that clichéd TV shows might threaten agricultural exhibitions in the country.
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Someone who thinks these are actual TV episode plots is found burnt to death in a molybdomancy ‘accident’. Suspicion falls on Wookey Hole’s black-swan-wrangling club, deeply concerned that clichéd TV shows might threaten agricultural exhibitions in the country.
An infamous chanteuse is found smeared with cow manure and eaten by dogs. Suspicion falls on March Magna’s chief medical officer, disturbed that a proposed change to the local custard recipe might threaten Aardman Animations, Ltd.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
An infamous chanteuse is found smeared with cow manure and eaten by dogs. Suspicion falls on March Magna’s chief medical officer, disturbed that a proposed change to the local custard recipe might threaten Aardman Animations, Ltd.
A roller skiing fanatic is found drugged with codeine tablets and suffocated with a pillow. Suspicion falls on Scratchy Bottom’s green society, upset that poor quality tea might threaten the Antiques Roadshow.
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A roller skiing fanatic is found drugged with codeine tablets and suffocated with a pillow. Suspicion falls on Scratchy Bottom’s green society, upset that poor quality tea might threaten the Antiques Roadshow.
A local computer programmer is found chewed up with a pair of false teeth. Suspicion falls on Little Begging’s brother-in-law of a nearby widow, worried that shady goings on in condiments factories might threaten to awaken the giant baby that came before good and evil, being and non-being.
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A local computer programmer is found chewed up with a pair of false teeth. Suspicion falls on Little Begging’s brother-in-law of a nearby widow, worried that shady goings on in condiments factories might threaten to awaken the giant baby that came before good and evil, being and non-being.
Dave, a pigeon enthusiast, is found with a knitting needle placed expertly through the carotid artery. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Chancy’s teabagging aficionados, upset that badly-written antivirus software might threaten to disrupt pagan customs during the forthcoming Autumn equinox.
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Dave, a pigeon enthusiast, is found with a knitting needle placed expertly through the carotid artery. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Chancy’s teabagging aficionados, upset that badly-written antivirus software might threaten to disrupt pagan customs during the forthcoming Autumn equinox.
The disinherited son of a Marquess is found poisoned by an anthrax-laced IPA. Suspicion falls on Little Auburn’s manager of Midsomer’s largest banana farm, disturbed that redevelopment and/or radical Islam might threaten ChatGPT (Mansplaining as a Service).
December 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The disinherited son of a Marquess is found poisoned by an anthrax-laced IPA. Suspicion falls on Little Auburn’s manager of Midsomer’s largest banana farm, disturbed that redevelopment and/or radical Islam might threaten ChatGPT (Mansplaining as a Service).
An empathic microbiologist is found murdered in a rural slurry tank, dead by way of concrete overcoat. Suspicion falls on Rough Riding’s strawberry-pickers association, angry that midnight rituals might threaten a cursed were rabbit.
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
An empathic microbiologist is found murdered in a rural slurry tank, dead by way of concrete overcoat. Suspicion falls on Rough Riding’s strawberry-pickers association, angry that midnight rituals might threaten a cursed were rabbit.
A not-so-Ok boomer is found sliced into pieces with a bread knife. Suspicion falls on Beggars Bush’s genetics society, disturbed that someone who doesn’t yet know they’re actually the killer’s daughter might threaten TV reception during the World Cup.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A not-so-Ok boomer is found sliced into pieces with a bread knife. Suspicion falls on Beggars Bush’s genetics society, disturbed that someone who doesn’t yet know they’re actually the killer’s daughter might threaten TV reception during the World Cup.
A cynophobic postman is found squirted with chlorine trifluoride from a super soaker. Suspicion falls on Lower Warden’s Cat Sanctuary owner, upset that the decline in furniture manufacture might threaten the cow farm.
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A cynophobic postman is found squirted with chlorine trifluoride from a super soaker. Suspicion falls on Lower Warden’s Cat Sanctuary owner, upset that the decline in furniture manufacture might threaten the cow farm.
A local unpopular businessman is found hanging from the topmost rafter. Suspicion falls on Matching Trousers’ ordinand, confused that long queues might threaten Brexit negotiations concerning the memory of Len Goodman.
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A local unpopular businessman is found hanging from the topmost rafter. Suspicion falls on Matching Trousers’ ordinand, confused that long queues might threaten Brexit negotiations concerning the memory of Len Goodman.
An anal bleacher is found slowly eaten to death in a vitriol tank. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Pastures’ tea leaf reader, disturbed that Daily Mail readers might threaten a farting controversy at the darts competition.
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
An anal bleacher is found slowly eaten to death in a vitriol tank. Suspicion falls on Midsomer Pastures’ tea leaf reader, disturbed that Daily Mail readers might threaten a farting controversy at the darts competition.
A secretarial student is found dead in an iron maiden. Suspicion falls on Ford Florey’s society of Venus watchers, frightened that unconventional musical notation might threaten the old inn.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A secretarial student is found dead in an iron maiden. Suspicion falls on Ford Florey’s society of Venus watchers, frightened that unconventional musical notation might threaten the old inn.
A woebegone lexicographer is found speared in the anus. Suspicion falls on Luxton Deeping’s daguerreotype club, disturbed that systemic university failures might threaten to send the olympic diving team into a spin.
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A woebegone lexicographer is found speared in the anus. Suspicion falls on Luxton Deeping’s daguerreotype club, disturbed that systemic university failures might threaten to send the olympic diving team into a spin.
A mean statistician is found stabbed to death outside a church. Suspicion falls on Nob End’s leader of a local steel band, worried that all-encompassing whiteness might threaten the formation of motorcycle gangs.
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A mean statistician is found stabbed to death outside a church. Suspicion falls on Nob End’s leader of a local steel band, worried that all-encompassing whiteness might threaten the formation of motorcycle gangs.
A local mushroom hunter is found squashed to death by an absolute unit. Suspicion falls on Little Coxton’s metal detectorists, confused that a vicar’s choir banquet might threaten to destroy the boarding school’s secret society.
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A local mushroom hunter is found squashed to death by an absolute unit. Suspicion falls on Little Coxton’s metal detectorists, confused that a vicar’s choir banquet might threaten to destroy the boarding school’s secret society.
A person who skeets about this bot is found guillotined. Suspicion falls on Wetwang’s newt collector, worried that a giant, runaway inflatable duck might threaten a dystopian police state.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
A person who skeets about this bot is found guillotined. Suspicion falls on Wetwang’s newt collector, worried that a giant, runaway inflatable duck might threaten a dystopian police state.
A digital content person is found in a garden dedicated to the growing of deadly plants. Suspicion falls on Backside Passage’s Foreign Legion Post Ladies Auxiliary, deeply concerned that a rogue peacock might threaten supplies of “grow it big” cream.
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
A digital content person is found in a garden dedicated to the growing of deadly plants. Suspicion falls on Backside Passage’s Foreign Legion Post Ladies Auxiliary, deeply concerned that a rogue peacock might threaten supplies of “grow it big” cream.
A lockdown protestor is found hanging from a church weathercock. Suspicion falls on Devington’s duck-call society, deeply concerned that unconventional musical notation might threaten to ruin the pub.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A lockdown protestor is found hanging from a church weathercock. Suspicion falls on Devington’s duck-call society, deeply concerned that unconventional musical notation might threaten to ruin the pub.
A 60 year old woman dressed as Olaf the snowman is found cut into pieces with a 14th Century samurai sword. Suspicion falls on Matching Trousers’ Tae Kwon Do club, obsessed that a disturbingly high Gini coefficient might threaten Brexit negotiations concerning the memory of Len Goodman.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A 60 year old woman dressed as Olaf the snowman is found cut into pieces with a 14th Century samurai sword. Suspicion falls on Matching Trousers’ Tae Kwon Do club, obsessed that a disturbingly high Gini coefficient might threaten Brexit negotiations concerning the memory of Len Goodman.
A software developer who deploys changes on a Friday is found dead beneath a sabotaged parachute. Suspicion falls on Little Begging’s curate, deeply concerned that the cultural and economic hegemony of Causton might threaten crop circles.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
A software developer who deploys changes on a Friday is found dead beneath a sabotaged parachute. Suspicion falls on Little Begging’s curate, deeply concerned that the cultural and economic hegemony of Causton might threaten crop circles.
Drop something musical. 🎸🖤🎷
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Drop something musical. 🎸🖤🎷