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Ion @violetmagician.bsky.social · 5d

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 5h

good afternoon

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 5h

If you saw me post three variations on the same post in a row, it's because iPhone's autocorrect is dogwater now. It didn't highlight "exq" as a typo, and when I went back to fix it, it autocorrectEd it to this. It also autocorrected that to "autocorrectEd" just now

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 5h

A fun fact is you can make any word that ends with "-ial" French by changing it to "-iel". Cherry cordial? A classic treat. Cherry cordiel? Mon dieu... a confectionary too exquisite to be believed. Someone is genial? They're nice. Someone is geniel? Ohoho... a bon vivant, to be sure

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 7h

⚠ You have (1) new MyChart message from: TheShyDoctor

From: TheShyDoctor 10/7/25
u-uhm... there's s-some test results i'd like to tell you about... ah... if that's o-okay... u-uwaaaaah! >w<

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 8h

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
November 17,1938

Fritzi RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY ENTERS THE RAILROAD STATION
P2- NANCY: OH, MISTER!-WILL YOU PLEASE LIFT ME UP TO THE PHONE, PLEASE?
MAN:SURE
P3-NANCY : NOPE!-- - NO NICKELS IN THIS SLOT!
P4-NANCY: O.K.--- NOW
LET'S TRY THE REST OF THEM!
THE MAN HAS A EXPRESSION OF SHOCK ON HIS FACE, AS THERE ARE OVER A DOZEN MORE PHONE BOOTHS LEFT

NANCY IS TRYING TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE CHRISTMAS FUND .

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pwister @pwister.bsky.social · 16h

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 20h

No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me:

Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be!
Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.lesbian.cat · 21h

relationships where the woman is taller than the woman

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 1d

do not forget to feed your troops

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CC Kirby @cckirby.bsky.social · 1d

Alex Trebek saying "the creature" on this episode of Jeopardy! from Halloween 1997

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

there's something here

A normal-versus-normal matchup is what politics used to be — persuasion, messaging, negotiation, compromise. Behaving this way will lose against someone donning body armor while calling you an antifa domestic terrorist MS-13 gang member. And the guy in the body armor will always lose to the guy in the inflatable frog suit.

3x3 grid charting how aura farming, shitposting, and acting normal interact

Aura Farming Shitposting Acting Normal
Aura Farming Stronger aura farmer wins Shitposter wins Aura farmer wins
Shitposting Shitposter wins Society loses Acting normal wins
Acting Normal Aura farmer wins Acting normal wins We live in a society

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · Jul 19

We regret to inform you that the Dollar General has publicly executed the Burger King and installed a military junta in the shitty little strip mall downtown

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · Jul 23

"Fuuuck, I think it's finally starting to kick in, ahaha 🙈" - person who just finished eating a traditional English Sunday roast five minutes ago

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · Aug 1

Not to be a nominative determinist, but if you're a brand new baby just born and your parents call you Dick Dastardly, your goose is cooked from day one, I fear

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · Sep 2

In 1200 years they will find me frozen caveman style in Antarctica, forever in the midst of attempting to "queen out with a Weddell seal"

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 1d

If Clinton had won there would've been a David S. Pumpkins movie

merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

remember david pumpkins? that was like 10 years ago

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 1d

TONIGHT!!!!! WE'RE PUTTING HASHISH IN THE RICE COOKER!!!!!!!!!!

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 1d

If I had a pussy I would learn how to do a trick with it

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Judge Judy Themed Striptease @antigoneprogone.bsky.social · 2d

This is also an issue if you read stuff like Game of Thrones or Wolf Hall. The other day, a line of traffic was blocking a left turn I needed to make and the guy behind me started honking at me, and I said out loud, "What would you have me do?"

Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17

swanboy.com

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Wineless Cat Mom @nicoleoking.bsky.social · 2d

The Ro Khanna Cycle: ???? —> ????—-> in an infinite recursive loop, forever, which even Ro seems confused by

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 2d

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 2d

Lisa wheeling in a lifeless Bart saying MOM, DAD, BART’S DEAD!

BART popping to life and saying DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT GOING TO ITCHY AND SCRATCHYLAND

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 3d

Remember that viral tweet that was like "I feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content?" Now the content isn't even good. It stinks!

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