Paul Jankura
@anthropic42.bsky.social
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Emphatically not an AI company. Ohioan, Liberal, book-worm, news-hound, CLE sports s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶e̶r̶ enjoyer, Anglophile, He/him. @Anthropic on Twitter
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The LAPD??? Violated an injunction??????????
Investigating LAPD-press incidents in Los Angeles on Saturday. No doubt LAPD violated court injunction. Just a question of how bad.

So far I think only minor injuries to press. Still confirming. Not a passing grade regardless.

Preliminary leads in blue at top. Please share evidence if you have!
California Press Rights Tracking Doc (Consolidated)
docs.google.com
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It’s going to be an interesting test case to see if an entire administration can govern for four years based entirely on vibes and (literal) shitposting. Honestly nothing else. Nothing to improve the economy, quality of life or national safety. Entirely focused on dicking around on twitter.
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I really wish someone could go on Fox and point out that even if the boat was full to the gunnels with cocaine, it would still be murder and fucking illegal to bomb them in international waters instead of arresting them if and when they tried to enter your country.
Probably be good right now if the President and the Vice President weren't on the record "joking" about killing fishermen.
🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
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if nothing else i feel like the president of the most powerful nation on earth posting a video of him shitting on his own citizens should finally make the democrats and media wake up and stop bleating about norms

just go feral

they are

and we outnumber them
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The notion that regular people could be political agents outside of elections isn’t threatening to them, it’s incomprehensible.
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For sure some of the legacy media outlets are downplaying the protests because they’re aligned with Trump, but I think an even bigger factor is how many elite journalists have a patrician disdain for the idea that politics can happen in the streets and not just the CNN green room.
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i’m sorry, this is unbelievable. i don’t even know if i’m mad, just astounded. and i have historically loved diarrhea as a punchline. dumbfounded
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
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If I were writing for the New York Times, I’d frame President Poop Plopper as the act of a desperate man realizing a week of fear mongering about the protests totally backfired.
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Cant wait to hear about how Trump continues to challenge historical norms such as previous presidents not publishing depictions of themselves defecating on Americans.
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Is your coach getting fired tomorrow? Probably, yeah
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🤣🤣🤣
Florida State was the strongest voice against adding Stanford to the ACC and filed suit, saying they diluted the strength of schedule of the conference.
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THERE WAS A BUTT IN THE WAY
I think he's in but the ruling is upheld, Stanford wins
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Andrew Luck is feeling good!
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I'm not sure we've quite priced in the consequences of DJT losing the posting juice
I have never seen DJT do the "I'm not owned, I'm not owned, here is AI slop of me pooping on protestors. I'm not OWNED!!"
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Replay confirms this is over. Stanford beats Florida State. Massive win for the Cardinal, unforgivable loss by the Seminoles.
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Stanford beats Florida State 20-13, spending much of the game with its backup QB.

FSU has lost 4 straight games and 9 straight ACC games.

FSU is 0-4 in ACC play for the first time ever.
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Going to the Library of Congress to watch the poop plane movie
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Does Mike Johnson go with, “I haven’t seen the video” or “The President has fun online, last I checked that’s not illegal.”
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I gotta be honest, the association with monarchy is heretical and outrageous, but the thing that really sticks in my craw is how quickly and steadfastly they stood by "everyone I don't like is Mexican."
(Incorrectly)
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I don't know what's weirder, running ads more than a year out from the election or running ads bragging about how close you are with the least popular president in history
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fucking loser behavior
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
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The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.
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Updated this story after Colombian President Gustavo Petro confirmed the surviving Colombian national had been returned home and also accused the U.S. of violating Colombia's sovereignty when it destroyed a fishing boat on Sept. 16 (the third announced U.S. strike in the Caribbean).