Andy Broughton
@andybroughton0.bsky.social
A horror soundtrack from a stagnant waterbed.
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Average American Thanksgiving: President declares total ban on immigration, calls an esteemed democratic governor a slur, and then goes on TV to talk about Somalis like animals when asked about a mass shooting by a former child soldier and member of a CIA associated death squad.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Average American Thanksgiving: President declares total ban on immigration, calls an esteemed democratic governor a slur, and then goes on TV to talk about Somalis like animals when asked about a mass shooting by a former child soldier and member of a CIA associated death squad.
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The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
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Bringing the war home
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bringing the war home
Eating thanksgiving dinner at a waterpark hotel outside Milwaukee.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Eating thanksgiving dinner at a waterpark hotel outside Milwaukee.
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Thankful for all of the writers, translators, and readers who still believe in the possibilities of literature.
Here is the SCHATTENFROH balloon from the Macy’s parade this morning. Slightly smaller than the real book, but what can you do?
Here is the SCHATTENFROH balloon from the Macy’s parade this morning. Slightly smaller than the real book, but what can you do?
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Thankful for all of the writers, translators, and readers who still believe in the possibilities of literature.
Here is the SCHATTENFROH balloon from the Macy’s parade this morning. Slightly smaller than the real book, but what can you do?
Here is the SCHATTENFROH balloon from the Macy’s parade this morning. Slightly smaller than the real book, but what can you do?
Turkey’s protesting from the afterlife.
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Turkey’s protesting from the afterlife.
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WAP includes “gobble” in the lyrics, WAP is a Thanksgiving song
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
WAP includes “gobble” in the lyrics, WAP is a Thanksgiving song
That’s right.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That’s right.
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oh dang we have another chicago snowy owl sighting
Have never seen an owl before tonight. La Villita Park. (I am pretty sure it's an owl.)
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
oh dang we have another chicago snowy owl sighting
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worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
Puts you in that space every time you listen to it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Puts you in that space every time you listen to it.
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The next Lizza piece is gonna be a doozy
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The next Lizza piece is gonna be a doozy
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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"A death-haunted Trump is fed a steady stream of AI-generated news and polls while he focuses 100% of his efforts on building a ballroom that would dwarf the rest of the White House while navigating a series of accellerating and hidden health crises" is my take on the current situation.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"A death-haunted Trump is fed a steady stream of AI-generated news and polls while he focuses 100% of his efforts on building a ballroom that would dwarf the rest of the White House while navigating a series of accellerating and hidden health crises" is my take on the current situation.
Starting the day the right way.
Miles Davis, Vienna (1973 - Excellent Footage, Sound & Performance)
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November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Starting the day the right way.
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got her brother's baby mama deported so he could keep the kid that is some goddamn Springer shit
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
got her brother's baby mama deported so he could keep the kid that is some goddamn Springer shit
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My annual reminder that the point of Thanksgiving is not to celebrate the pilgrims or any of that crap; Lincoln never mentioned them once in his proclamation. Thanksgiving is about being grateful for Union victories.
(Well, in Chicago, it was mostly about getting sloshed as of 1870).
(Well, in Chicago, it was mostly about getting sloshed as of 1870).
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My annual reminder that the point of Thanksgiving is not to celebrate the pilgrims or any of that crap; Lincoln never mentioned them once in his proclamation. Thanksgiving is about being grateful for Union victories.
(Well, in Chicago, it was mostly about getting sloshed as of 1870).
(Well, in Chicago, it was mostly about getting sloshed as of 1870).
🚨🚨🚨Jimmy’s mentioned
The New York Times’ “36 Hours in Chicago” recommended $25 martinis, a $30 architecture walking tour, and $44 miso black cod.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🚨🚨🚨Jimmy’s mentioned
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think the story here is that DoD is trying to lever BSA into being Hitlerjugend
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
think the story here is that DoD is trying to lever BSA into being Hitlerjugend
Overtime (insult)
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Overtime (insult)
I’m going to get a little more stoned, watch basketball, and roll this sentence around in my head for the rest of the evening.
Boy Harsher have directed an erotic thriller starring FKA twigs, Sturgill Simpson, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Chloë Sevigny
Boy Harsher Direct New Thriller Starring FKA twigs, Sturgill Simpson, & Bonnie "Prince" Billy
In 2022, Boy Harsher wrote, directed, edited, and composed a short film called The Runner, whose soundtrack remains a true electronic gem. Now, the duo of Augustus Muller and Jae Matthews is getting r...
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November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m going to get a little more stoned, watch basketball, and roll this sentence around in my head for the rest of the evening.
Some fun shit in tonight’s matchups.
Anthony Edwards and Malik Monk going back and forth is fun.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Some fun shit in tonight’s matchups.
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Guy Who Explicitly Tweeted That Harris Is Going To Cause A Pointless War In The Middle East: I voted for the Coconut Lady who I definitely don't have weird misogynistic hang ups about with that nickname and duh yes Trump's not pro-war, stop reading the words I wrote so literally you illiterate trogs
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Guy Who Explicitly Tweeted That Harris Is Going To Cause A Pointless War In The Middle East: I voted for the Coconut Lady who I definitely don't have weird misogynistic hang ups about with that nickname and duh yes Trump's not pro-war, stop reading the words I wrote so literally you illiterate trogs
My kids made me adopt this weirdo construction-site cat. He’s a good dude.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My kids made me adopt this weirdo construction-site cat. He’s a good dude.
It’s probably bad that I feel less awful about having a stupidly awkward encounter with Nick Cave because of this. But come on, man, have a fucking ounce of self-awareness before you take a photo with Bronze Age Pervert’s Bronze Age Pervert.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s probably bad that I feel less awful about having a stupidly awkward encounter with Nick Cave because of this. But come on, man, have a fucking ounce of self-awareness before you take a photo with Bronze Age Pervert’s Bronze Age Pervert.