Andy
@andxtay.bsky.social
Semi-capable hedonist and neurodivergent mess 🏳️🌈
It's hotter than the sun
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's hotter than the sun
Fun new game: eat an edible when you have laundry and cooking to do and see if you can finish it all before it hits and you're catatonic
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Fun new game: eat an edible when you have laundry and cooking to do and see if you can finish it all before it hits and you're catatonic
The Witcher isn't quite the same now Henry Cavill is gone, but Liam Hemsworth is doing a far better job at being Geralt than I expected, and whoever is choreographing the fight scenes is absolutely inspired
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Witcher isn't quite the same now Henry Cavill is gone, but Liam Hemsworth is doing a far better job at being Geralt than I expected, and whoever is choreographing the fight scenes is absolutely inspired
I hear Peter Mandelson is also currently looking for work
They’re gonna make George Osborne or Michael Gove director general aren’t they
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I hear Peter Mandelson is also currently looking for work
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CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
ATLANTA—As the agency struggles to manage a measles caseload that has erupted to its largest size in decades, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated Monday that at this point, it would ...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles
My facial hair is gone and my vibes are all off for like two weeks now
October 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My facial hair is gone and my vibes are all off for like two weeks now
Went to change an old username on an account to match most of my others and it had been taken by some fucking rat swiftie with zero followers or posts
Some days I really do hate that my surname is also the first name of one of the most famous and rabidly followed people in the world
Some days I really do hate that my surname is also the first name of one of the most famous and rabidly followed people in the world
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Went to change an old username on an account to match most of my others and it had been taken by some fucking rat swiftie with zero followers or posts
Some days I really do hate that my surname is also the first name of one of the most famous and rabidly followed people in the world
Some days I really do hate that my surname is also the first name of one of the most famous and rabidly followed people in the world
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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Born on this day, 69 years ago. Carrie Frances Fisher 🎂
#CarrieFisher
#CarrieFisher
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Born on this day, 69 years ago. Carrie Frances Fisher 🎂
#CarrieFisher
#CarrieFisher
The entire business model seems to be "we've made an app where your phone talks to you as if it's desperate to let you know how happy it is to be serving such a pathetic idiot"
Man, just the way ChatGPT talks in commercials is an extreme “no thank you” for me.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The entire business model seems to be "we've made an app where your phone talks to you as if it's desperate to let you know how happy it is to be serving such a pathetic idiot"
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I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
October 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
Close! But I'm pretty sure it's this guy
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Close! But I'm pretty sure it's this guy
I hear you like a man in uniform
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I hear you like a man in uniform
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RIP Drew Struzan
October 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
RIP Drew Struzan
Give him three days and ask him again
Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.
Jim Caviezel Won’t Return as Jesus for Mel Gibson’s ‘Resurrection of the Christ’
Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.
bit.ly
October 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Give him three days and ask him again
What five events defined your childhood?
1. Diana's death
2. Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out of My Head
3. 9/11
4. Invasion of Afghanistan
5. The Fellowship of the Ring
What's more surprising to me is that numbers 2-5 all took place in 2001
1. Diana's death
2. Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out of My Head
3. 9/11
4. Invasion of Afghanistan
5. The Fellowship of the Ring
What's more surprising to me is that numbers 2-5 all took place in 2001
What five events defined your childhood?
1. 9/11
2. Doctor Who (2005)
3. The 2008 crash
4. Blue waffle
5. Coalition government
1. 9/11
2. Doctor Who (2005)
3. The 2008 crash
4. Blue waffle
5. Coalition government
what five events defined your childhood
- madeline mccann
- drowning in the dundee olympia
- the credit crunch
- swine flu
- japanese tsunami/fukushima
- madeline mccann
- drowning in the dundee olympia
- the credit crunch
- swine flu
- japanese tsunami/fukushima
October 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What five events defined your childhood?
1. Diana's death
2. Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out of My Head
3. 9/11
4. Invasion of Afghanistan
5. The Fellowship of the Ring
What's more surprising to me is that numbers 2-5 all took place in 2001
1. Diana's death
2. Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out of My Head
3. 9/11
4. Invasion of Afghanistan
5. The Fellowship of the Ring
What's more surprising to me is that numbers 2-5 all took place in 2001
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I regret to inform you a second Labubu has hit Karl Marx's grave
October 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I regret to inform you a second Labubu has hit Karl Marx's grave
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
- Reverend? I swallowed a paperclip!
- Read your bible, Ned
- Any particular passage?
- Oh... it's all good
- Read your bible, Ned
- Any particular passage?
- Oh... it's all good
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
- Reverend? I swallowed a paperclip!
- Read your bible, Ned
- Any particular passage?
- Oh... it's all good
- Read your bible, Ned
- Any particular passage?
- Oh... it's all good
Today I have been suffering with Sweaty Bitch Disease, for which there is no known cure
October 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Today I have been suffering with Sweaty Bitch Disease, for which there is no known cure
Leaked Upcoming Labour Policies:
- Jaywalkers to pay for NHS treatment
- Landlords get tax break after their 3rd holiday
- Reeves to unveil monument/replica of £50bn black hole (public urged to drop in cash to help with gvt finances)
- Restart HS2 Euston to Dover (to help transport migrants to EU)
- Jaywalkers to pay for NHS treatment
- Landlords get tax break after their 3rd holiday
- Reeves to unveil monument/replica of £50bn black hole (public urged to drop in cash to help with gvt finances)
- Restart HS2 Euston to Dover (to help transport migrants to EU)
September 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Leaked Upcoming Labour Policies:
- Jaywalkers to pay for NHS treatment
- Landlords get tax break after their 3rd holiday
- Reeves to unveil monument/replica of £50bn black hole (public urged to drop in cash to help with gvt finances)
- Restart HS2 Euston to Dover (to help transport migrants to EU)
- Jaywalkers to pay for NHS treatment
- Landlords get tax break after their 3rd holiday
- Reeves to unveil monument/replica of £50bn black hole (public urged to drop in cash to help with gvt finances)
- Restart HS2 Euston to Dover (to help transport migrants to EU)
Fascinating that people were wrong about the rapture again. Who could have guessed? Especially when the bible explicitly has that passage saying about "nobody will know the day nor the hour". No way to know if they'll get the date right next time though. Best of luck!
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fascinating that people were wrong about the rapture again. Who could have guessed? Especially when the bible explicitly has that passage saying about "nobody will know the day nor the hour". No way to know if they'll get the date right next time though. Best of luck!
Sunning myself on a Spanish beach, I have just locked eyes with a topless female clone of Patton Oswalt. Neither of us knew what to do.
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Sunning myself on a Spanish beach, I have just locked eyes with a topless female clone of Patton Oswalt. Neither of us knew what to do.