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gulf coastal elite
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tv watcher, manga reader, sports enjoyer, amateur coder
proud mother of @tmgbot.bsky.social
30s | she/her | Texas

2024 reviews of stuff I've read/watched/played https://sleepycat.zone/2024
cackling at reed's little dance here, a white boy with a little motion #houstonrockets
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
average texas cop
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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olivia nuzzi is basically the patron saint of people who do conjugal visits and marry serial killers who are serving multiple life sentences
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
They put the mics in every suit fold on the diplomat so all the movement would be distractingly loud
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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It’s because they want to stop the progressive Democrat victory momentum last week in its tracks because they can raise more money as perpetual (controlled) opposition to Trumpism
If Democrats do this then the entire shutdown was pointless and a massive chunk of the momentum heading into 2026 will be lost.

How can these people be this fucking stupid?????
"A development that appeared to break the logjam: Republicans proposed that healthcare funding be provided directly to households rather than used to pay for a 1-year extension of ACA subsidies. That involves sending federal money into FSAs instead of insurance companies" www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
THAT'S MY BACKUP!!! #houstontexans
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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inspired by @dialacina.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Ah, it's that time again...
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
God forbid a bitch gets excited for her qb 😭 nothing good has happened to the texans
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
rookie cj stroud is back #trust #houstontexans
November 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Forgot I deleted my twitter edit account as I was looking for my Stroud one 😔 I have to get off the couch to watch it now
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Blue jays save me
Save me blue jays
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I love the mountain goats bc they're really like you can write songs about anything you want. "I'm in the repair bay casting spells" hell yeah brother. i'm with you. I'm transported
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Losing it at these COINTELPRO dispatches in which FBI agents discover the enduring Houston spirit to lean
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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watching the texans again
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM