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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1h

From the maker of the Ed Koch gay slur...

Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 5h

how

Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 7h

Put MJ in a comfy leather chair and let him cook.

New York Basketball @nbanewyork.bsky.social · 10h

"It shouldn't be needed"

Why Michael Jordan (80+ games 11 seasons) didn't do load management:

1. "Sense of pride…I wanna impress that guy way up top who worked his ass off to buy that ticket"

2. "Making sure I stay sharp"

3. "I want our team rhythm to always be there"

Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 14h

If this isn't the pot calling the kettle bullshit @nytimes.com.

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 17h

The Dalai Lama is going to show up with a Jordan Wizards jersey to test this man's strength.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18h

Got my ass face from the pope here

Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 1d

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

Mar Awa III, in red cassock, smiles as he gives the jersey to Leo, who looks as though he's been given a bomb to hold

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 20h

Beat the smurfs.

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 23h

Some of them couldn't Hack it.

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1d

It's just sad, I wish them all the best. It was a weird era. We shall continue to Metro.

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1d

release the epstein files my guy

Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1d

If Hoffa was buried in Giants Stadium section 107, maybe the Epstein Files are buried in Metlife?

Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1d

this is the way

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Chip Stewart @medialawprof.bsky.social · 1d

Just about spit out my coffee when I saw this in my morning newspaper @theonion.com

Fake ABC ad: At the request of the president, Abbott Elementary is white now

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1d

When BNPL debt becomes securitized, let me know so I can build a fallout shelter.

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

A hurricane hunter flight that had just entered the eye of Hurricane Melissa was abruptly aborted on Monday after the crew encountered severe turbulence and was forced to abandon its mission to collect data on how strong the storm had become. nyti.ms/48RivAY

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1d

And if we're not talking about the Epstein Files, then it's effective.

Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1d

I'm definitely getting a call from my kid's school about row, row, row your poop in a few days.

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Jose Martinez @jmartineznyc.bsky.social · 1d

WAY OFF TRACK: MTA rails against Amtrak over delays to bring Metro-North to Penn Station, open new Bronx stations

“Let’s not have East Side Access again, let’s start the service on time,” MTA chairman sez.

New story in @thecity.nyc www.thecity.nyc/2025/10/27/b...

MTA Rails Against Amtrak for Delays to Metro-North Penn Station Connection

Penn Access, which would add four new stations in The Bronx, has been slowed by the national rail network’s repeated failure to accommodate work crews, MTA officials say.

www.thecity.nyc

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2d

If you're disabled and live in Massachusetts and have been affected by federal government cuts or the shutdown, the @thearcofmass.org wants your story! Please share this widely. The stories collected here will be really powerful in lobbying Massachusetts legislators to fill service gaps.

Disability Impact Tracker: Community Check-In Survey - The Arc of Massachusetts

Through advocacy, programs that promote inclusion, and engaging the community, The Arc creates tangible changes in the community and in the lives of people with disabilities.

thearcofmass.org

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1d

How will he pick up his adult daughter from under the Kosciuszko Bridge if he's in Florida with his pierced nips?

Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 1d

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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 1d

Death by parenthetical.

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 2d

Watch out Chet Hanks, Eric Adams is coming for the top Ziwe spot.

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 2d

Hate has no place in NYC unless you're Andrew Cuomo and Rich Azzopardi. GTFO, lol.

Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 2d

Argentina, an amazing country with incredible people and natural resources. But they've been acting like BRICs rebellious younger brother for decades.

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