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Al Clements
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“I would call Alan the single most astonishing, sort of, mind” - Joe Posnanski. My book "Magic Hat: Madejski, McGhee and Reading FC" is out in April 2026 https://tinyurl.com/MadMcGhee Big Green Bookshop https://tinyurl.com/uptheding Amazon
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And how does that helicopter plan to lift me out of the goddamn sea, exactly
If you need cheering up. Albert is bonkers 😂
oh no i'm going to get echolalia for 'ma tarte aux pommes!!'
I was searching for French reaction videos to the Louvre heist and found this guy’s fantastically demented dog
@sportsinfosolutions.com Any chance of a season ending update to the all-scrapes team? I'd love to know who threw themselves around most this year
You were tempted to wear an A's jersey though, right?
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Disrupting a social media break from a two-week holiday in Japan (recommendations welcome) to say it’s an honour for my book ‘States of Play’ to be shortlisted for the prestigious William Hill sports book of the year - especially given the list of nominees
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It’s 30 years since Dean Windass scored one of the Greatest Goals in Football League History.

Goodness me. He should have been top 3 in the Ballon d’Or for this.
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me when my little word game wouldn't let me have Liono as an answer
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Snacks are shame free. It's in the constitution, right?!
It sounds like it sparks joy though 😊
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His nostrils were FLARING last night lol. I love this psycho.
the thing that sets major league pitchers apart is their ability to tell if a baseball is ripe just by smelling it
It's the truth of the statement, it imbues the colours with extra vibrancy!
This one works really well 😂

The length of the words gives a really nice balance
Payroll is just a number. Sure it gives teams an advantage to reach the playoffs. You can only send nine dudes out there (and have a 26-dude roster). That leaves a lot of other good players to be on other teams. There are lots of good teams 🤷
I could read @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social analysis all day 😄🎯
5.) PB&J - Can cheap out on ingredients & still be good

4.) Fried chicken - only bun, bird & mayo/aioli, pls

3.) Tuna melt - obvs

2.) BLT - Uninteresting, but usually hits. Derek Jeter of sandwiches

1.) Bánh mì - Perfect melding of tastes/textures. Really good ones can still be found for <$10

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Sandwiches are my favorite food.

What's your favorite kind of sandwich.
No judgements or wrong answers.

I like a good turkey club or a Reuben or a breaded chicken breast.
He's normally wearing one of those big round shiny hats, so it wasn't so easy to see the handsomeness through the grill
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📚✍️ My book ‘Los Leones: La Historia Única Del Athletic Club’ is released next month. I will be signing early copies at Librería Universitaria in Bilbao from 2pm on Saturday before the #AthleticClub v Getafe game. Come and say Kaixo! Aupa Athletic! #AthleticClub 🔴⚪️🦁
The front one is mildly annoyed. The one at the back has seen some things...
Tarts of the damned at my local.
Congratulations Sooz. I'm proud of you
People often send me photos of women who they reckon look like me and 99% of the time they look absolutely fuck all like me, they’re just weird looking with similar hair to me. But this one freaked me OUT coz in some pics I thought it literally was me and that I’d won gold at the Olympics.
It looks like they mean business. I hope you have prepared well