Alch
@alchtheartist.bsky.social
Writer/Artist/tech nerd. Under construction.
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“You’re just jealous because (insert name of problematic individual) is popular”
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“You’re just jealous because (insert name of problematic individual) is popular”
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
Buddy I’ve been more popular than I ever dreamed and it left me with massive trauma, right now I am exclusively jealous of people who get to sit with their thoughts and be undisturbed.
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I have a video of Ben Starr presenting “Best Ben Starr” for the @hard-drive.net Game Awards on my phone, but none of you are allowed to see it until Friday on twitch.tv/harddrivemag beginning at 7PM EST.
Fundraising for PCRF!
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Fundraising for PCRF!
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December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have a video of Ben Starr presenting “Best Ben Starr” for the @hard-drive.net Game Awards on my phone, but none of you are allowed to see it until Friday on twitch.tv/harddrivemag beginning at 7PM EST.
Fundraising for PCRF!
tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
Fundraising for PCRF!
tilt.fyi/0jq1GoIcuQ
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
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It's sad that we started with almost everything being available on Crunchyroll with ads after a week, and by the end it was only enough shows to fill a paragraph.
I never used ad-free Crunchyroll but I know people relied on it.
I never used ad-free Crunchyroll but I know people relied on it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's sad that we started with almost everything being available on Crunchyroll with ads after a week, and by the end it was only enough shows to fill a paragraph.
I never used ad-free Crunchyroll but I know people relied on it.
I never used ad-free Crunchyroll but I know people relied on it.
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Just drawing my pal's OC for their birthday!!! (Even tho it's super late)
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Just drawing my pal's OC for their birthday!!! (Even tho it's super late)
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That’s why I so often see “suits” hinder creatives, or exploit/control/defile them. Dominance and control bred out of an inferiority complex.
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
That’s why I so often see “suits” hinder creatives, or exploit/control/defile them. Dominance and control bred out of an inferiority complex.
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Probably why these billionaire tech boy ghouls have such a hard on for generative ai. It spits in the face of true creativity, something they’ll never have.
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Probably why these billionaire tech boy ghouls have such a hard on for generative ai. It spits in the face of true creativity, something they’ll never have.
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Happy Christmas 🎄 and Ligzs dragon
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Happy Christmas 🎄 and Ligzs dragon
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This is also from Fate/Zero's AI closed captions on Crunchyroll, and I didn't wanna post from the same series twice, but imagine comically fucking up the iconic 🎵A-NI-PLEX🎵 jingle.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is also from Fate/Zero's AI closed captions on Crunchyroll, and I didn't wanna post from the same series twice, but imagine comically fucking up the iconic 🎵A-NI-PLEX🎵 jingle.
Rolled credits on Metroid Prime 4 tonight.
IT WAS JOEY.
IT WAS ALWAYS JOEY.
THERE WILL ONLY EVER BE JOEY.
Oh hey, good to see Clark Wen too!
IT WAS JOEY.
IT WAS ALWAYS JOEY.
THERE WILL ONLY EVER BE JOEY.
Oh hey, good to see Clark Wen too!
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Rolled credits on Metroid Prime 4 tonight.
IT WAS JOEY.
IT WAS ALWAYS JOEY.
THERE WILL ONLY EVER BE JOEY.
Oh hey, good to see Clark Wen too!
IT WAS JOEY.
IT WAS ALWAYS JOEY.
THERE WILL ONLY EVER BE JOEY.
Oh hey, good to see Clark Wen too!
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AI is the Poochie of tech.
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
AI is the Poochie of tech.
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Somebody in the comments was like "flame war sounds so corny though" YES THAT'S THE POINT, "discourse" gives what amounts to turbo-dorks arguing on the internet (I'm one of them I'm allowed to use that term) an unearned veneer of legitimacy.
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Somebody in the comments was like "flame war sounds so corny though" YES THAT'S THE POINT, "discourse" gives what amounts to turbo-dorks arguing on the internet (I'm one of them I'm allowed to use that term) an unearned veneer of legitimacy.
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bandai executive, about to watch a movie
“i wish i could have seen a poorly edited TV version of this”
bandai executive, about to watch a TV show
“i wish I could have seen a poorly edited compilation movie of this”
“i wish i could have seen a poorly edited TV version of this”
bandai executive, about to watch a TV show
“i wish I could have seen a poorly edited compilation movie of this”
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
bandai executive, about to watch a movie
“i wish i could have seen a poorly edited TV version of this”
bandai executive, about to watch a TV show
“i wish I could have seen a poorly edited compilation movie of this”
“i wish i could have seen a poorly edited TV version of this”
bandai executive, about to watch a TV show
“i wish I could have seen a poorly edited compilation movie of this”
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A new COMIC!
BLACK SWAN ACE, a collection of short comics & art feat. occult detective duo dealing with esoteric cases, inspired by pulp Weird Fiction, Showa manga & Chinese horror stylings.
You can buy the pdf: sarracenian.itch.io/black-swan-ace
or read comics for free: tapas.io/series/Black...
BLACK SWAN ACE, a collection of short comics & art feat. occult detective duo dealing with esoteric cases, inspired by pulp Weird Fiction, Showa manga & Chinese horror stylings.
You can buy the pdf: sarracenian.itch.io/black-swan-ace
or read comics for free: tapas.io/series/Black...
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A new COMIC!
BLACK SWAN ACE, a collection of short comics & art feat. occult detective duo dealing with esoteric cases, inspired by pulp Weird Fiction, Showa manga & Chinese horror stylings.
You can buy the pdf: sarracenian.itch.io/black-swan-ace
or read comics for free: tapas.io/series/Black...
BLACK SWAN ACE, a collection of short comics & art feat. occult detective duo dealing with esoteric cases, inspired by pulp Weird Fiction, Showa manga & Chinese horror stylings.
You can buy the pdf: sarracenian.itch.io/black-swan-ace
or read comics for free: tapas.io/series/Black...
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Greatest plot twist since Sixth Sense.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Greatest plot twist since Sixth Sense.
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Cheap, minimally online if at all, doesn't spy on you, doesn't have subscriptions or micro transactions, won't be enshittified, you own it, reminds them of simpler times or childhood, modern pop culture is adversarial and alienating
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cheap, minimally online if at all, doesn't spy on you, doesn't have subscriptions or micro transactions, won't be enshittified, you own it, reminds them of simpler times or childhood, modern pop culture is adversarial and alienating
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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ok great, time to definitively end the one thing that made the service popular to begin with
have they fired the CEO yet??
they are gonna miss the “25 by 25” milestone and that is the sort of thing that results in fired executives. just wondering, just wondering…
have they fired the CEO yet??
they are gonna miss the “25 by 25” milestone and that is the sort of thing that results in fired executives. just wondering, just wondering…
Crunchyroll Announced that they are ending the Free Ad-Supported Streaming on December 31st, 2025
(This allowed you to watch certain titles for free without an active sub with ads)
As of reporting there is no changes with the other tiers
(This allowed you to watch certain titles for free without an active sub with ads)
As of reporting there is no changes with the other tiers
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ok great, time to definitively end the one thing that made the service popular to begin with
have they fired the CEO yet??
they are gonna miss the “25 by 25” milestone and that is the sort of thing that results in fired executives. just wondering, just wondering…
have they fired the CEO yet??
they are gonna miss the “25 by 25” milestone and that is the sort of thing that results in fired executives. just wondering, just wondering…
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December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM