Brian
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It’s five minutes before nine in Paris
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I feel like I gave birth to all of you
August 3, 2023 at 2:16 AM
I feel like I gave birth to all of you
Free chair with 2.5 (ish) legs on right shoulder of wb I-44 under the Big Bend bridge as of 5 hours ago
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Free chair with 2.5 (ish) legs on right shoulder of wb I-44 under the Big Bend bridge as of 5 hours ago
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Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Christian Fascism with Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job characteristics.
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"The jury verdict from 10 years ago contains a scrivener's error insofar as it states that the defendant was not guilty. We are changing that, nunc pro tunc, to guilty."
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
It is not! A “scrivener’s error” is for things like fixing typos or very minor non-material errors, not retroactively adding a deportation order that doesn’t current exist!
Is "correcting" a previous order like this a real thing?
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"The jury verdict from 10 years ago contains a scrivener's error insofar as it states that the defendant was not guilty. We are changing that, nunc pro tunc, to guilty."
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no.
Convincing myself I’m having a stroke after opening up flightradar instead of find my friends
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Convincing myself I’m having a stroke after opening up flightradar instead of find my friends
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Disbar the lawyers.
NEW: Pentagon lawyers asked State Dept. if US could send survivors of Trump's boat strikes to a notorious prison in El Salvador. Then Pentagon pushed to have survivors sent anywhere but the US — to prevent any US court cases. Gift link to our @nytimes.com story: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Inside the Pentagon’s Scramble to Deal With Boat Strike Survivors
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Disbar the lawyers.
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The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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To: All Attorneys
As you know, holiday travel can be dangerous. Please close out time if you feel your car losing traction on the highway.
As you know, holiday travel can be dangerous. Please close out time if you feel your car losing traction on the highway.
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
To: All Attorneys
As you know, holiday travel can be dangerous. Please close out time if you feel your car losing traction on the highway.
As you know, holiday travel can be dangerous. Please close out time if you feel your car losing traction on the highway.
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The Grinch is saying, “roast beast is bussin.” And he’s doing the harlem shake as well.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Grinch is saying, “roast beast is bussin.” And he’s doing the harlem shake as well.
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The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
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If you go to the apothecary and quaff a strength potion before the alchemist can stop you it’s basically free. What are you gonna do about it little man
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you go to the apothecary and quaff a strength potion before the alchemist can stop you it’s basically free. What are you gonna do about it little man
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“The Philadelphia Phillies first baseman had his blood cleaned by an unlicensed physician” is a believable news story in 2025 and 1905
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“The Philadelphia Phillies first baseman had his blood cleaned by an unlicensed physician” is a believable news story in 2025 and 1905
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clean grinch blood stain tennis shoes reddit
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
clean grinch blood stain tennis shoes reddit
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I dead used to be the wild grinch
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I dead used to be the wild grinch
I thought this was shocking and offensive when I first learned about an alder doing this in 2020 (still is) but 5.5 years…. What can you do but laugh
After 5.5 years of virtual meetings, the City of St. Louis Board of Aldermen still allows people to participate in zoom meetings while driving.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I thought this was shocking and offensive when I first learned about an alder doing this in 2020 (still is) but 5.5 years…. What can you do but laugh
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
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#WorldAIDSDay We’ve lost do many friends & relatives to AIDS. Today we remember their talent & beauty & kindness. I was honored to be Rock Hudson’s date to a Lifetime Achievement Award. A gracious & lovely gentleman. We’ve lost so many, but also made so much progress #BeKind #ReachOut 💔
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
#WorldAIDSDay We’ve lost do many friends & relatives to AIDS. Today we remember their talent & beauty & kindness. I was honored to be Rock Hudson’s date to a Lifetime Achievement Award. A gracious & lovely gentleman. We’ve lost so many, but also made so much progress #BeKind #ReachOut 💔
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Trying to snap a picture of the Grinch’s ankle bracelet without him noticing while we wait in line at Dunkin’ Donuts
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Trying to snap a picture of the Grinch’s ankle bracelet without him noticing while we wait in line at Dunkin’ Donuts
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Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
At Least 30 People Believed To Have Shown Up At Once
theonion.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Restaurant Slammed Out Of Nowhere
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one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
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Duke Virginia sounds like a minor British royal with an Uzbek influence peddling scandal
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Duke Virginia sounds like a minor British royal with an Uzbek influence peddling scandal
I dead used to be the wild grinch
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I dead used to be the wild grinch