more like i’m sui gacking off
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
more like i’m sui gacking off
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beaning weanings
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
beaning weanings
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he was wildin out so I had to put him in cozy mode
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
he was wildin out so I had to put him in cozy mode
in the cuked club straight up gherkin it
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
in the cuked club straight up gherkin it
It’s going to happen soon, I can feel it. It’s going to happen on a toilet.
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s going to happen soon, I can feel it. It’s going to happen on a toilet.
This one specifically or any of my various portable electric car kettles?
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Portable Electric Car Kettles Due to Risk of Serious Burn Injury; Distributed by BLONGKY www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This one specifically or any of my various portable electric car kettles?
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We have food at home 😂
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We have food at home 😂
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
Food at home: Ramen that I cummed in
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November 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Anyone can break up a showing of an enemy propaganda film by putting two or three dozen large moths in a paper bag. Take the bag to the movies with you, put it on the floor in an empty section of the theater as you go in and leave it open. The moths will fly out and climb into the projector beam,
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Anyone can break up a showing of an enemy propaganda film by putting two or three dozen large moths in a paper bag. Take the bag to the movies with you, put it on the floor in an empty section of the theater as you go in and leave it open. The moths will fly out and climb into the projector beam,
When the AI bubble bursts you’re going to kick yourself for not investing in the next hot craze: pleasure tokens.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When the AI bubble bursts you’re going to kick yourself for not investing in the next hot craze: pleasure tokens.
“Huh. Why do you think it is we’re selling so many helium tanks?”
Target: how do we turn around public perception of our brand? We need to do something that everyone will love...
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“Huh. Why do you think it is we’re selling so many helium tanks?”
Richard is right. Everything that happened to Kevin Spacey in that movie is good.
MAN WHAT?
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Richard is right. Everything that happened to Kevin Spacey in that movie is good.
Chuck! Chuck! It’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Pussy.
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Chuck! Chuck! It’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Pussy.
They should do The Lottery but to podcasters
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
They should do The Lottery but to podcasters
Matt Rife? They should call that guy “Matt Riff” because of his comedic stamina!
I escaped from the OR while under anesthesia because the surgeons left the room to find a stronger drill bit for my skull.
I escaped from the OR while under anesthesia because the surgeons left the room to find a stronger drill bit for my skull.
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Matt Rife? They should call that guy “Matt Riff” because of his comedic stamina!
I escaped from the OR while under anesthesia because the surgeons left the room to find a stronger drill bit for my skull.
I escaped from the OR while under anesthesia because the surgeons left the room to find a stronger drill bit for my skull.
Going absolutely feral for a man who thinks that rhyming “Fadda” and “Camp Granada” is the funniest thing they’ve ever heard
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Going absolutely feral for a man who thinks that rhyming “Fadda” and “Camp Granada” is the funniest thing they’ve ever heard
Cloudflare is working just fine for me today? Seems like you all are showing your ass for not paying for Cloudflare+…
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Cloudflare is working just fine for me today? Seems like you all are showing your ass for not paying for Cloudflare+…
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Tony Soprano voice: I’m a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah/ I’m a worm to do your dirty work, oh hey/ I’m a turd to do your dirty work, oh boy
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Tony Soprano voice: I’m a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah/ I’m a worm to do your dirty work, oh hey/ I’m a turd to do your dirty work, oh boy
Keep stepping back. Step back further. No, keep going…
Breaking News: Larry Summers said he was “deeply ashamed” about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, and would step back from public commitments, but continue teaching.
Larry Summers to Step Back From Public Commitments Over Epstein Emails
New emails showed that Dr. Summers, a former Harvard president, had stayed in touch with Jeffrey Epstein for years after Mr. Epstein faced sex trafficking charges.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Keep stepping back. Step back further. No, keep going…
Please don’t put it in the newspaper that Olivia Nuzzi.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Please don’t put it in the newspaper that Olivia Nuzzi.
No! No!!
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
No! No!!
The President sucking dick is probably the coolest thing he’s ever done
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The President sucking dick is probably the coolest thing he’s ever done
The world is in perfect balance 🙏
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The world is in perfect balance 🙏
Sorry I haven't responded. I've been hanging my head at a 90 degree angle and sighing because I read the email where Larry Summer's Harvard poetry wife recommended Willa Cather to Jeffery Epstein because he can't stop talking Lolita: a book he clearly only read half of.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sorry I haven't responded. I've been hanging my head at a 90 degree angle and sighing because I read the email where Larry Summer's Harvard poetry wife recommended Willa Cather to Jeffery Epstein because he can't stop talking Lolita: a book he clearly only read half of.