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In the Guinness Book of World Records under the Raddest Fuckin He/Him Alive
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Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024
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The internet sucks now because everything needs to result in the maximal outcome so instead of seeing the Coldplay couple and going “lol pretty funny” we end up with this, everything is Qanon, everything is the Inquisition, when the fun of it should be “well, never have to think about this again!”
It was a perfect viral moment, a 5 second video snippet that appeared to tell an entire story. Then the country got way, way, way too invested.
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The internet sucks now because everything needs to result in the maximal outcome so instead of seeing the Coldplay couple and going “lol pretty funny” we end up with this, everything is Qanon, everything is the Inquisition, when the fun of it should be “well, never have to think about this again!”
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I'll start voting for Democrats again when Democrats stop playing rock paper scissors to see which of them will vote for the Republican agenda this time. Weirdly enough there's always enough Democrats to make sure the worst shit gets through! It's strange how it always happens!
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'll start voting for Democrats again when Democrats stop playing rock paper scissors to see which of them will vote for the Republican agenda this time. Weirdly enough there's always enough Democrats to make sure the worst shit gets through! It's strange how it always happens!
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I think normalizing “if this candidate wants to take my rights away so he can pretend to be progressive I’m not going to vote for him and vote for someone with EVERYONE’s interests in mind” is reasonable and necessary actually
#Darkwoke
#Darkwoke
December 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I think normalizing “if this candidate wants to take my rights away so he can pretend to be progressive I’m not going to vote for him and vote for someone with EVERYONE’s interests in mind” is reasonable and necessary actually
#Darkwoke
#Darkwoke
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‘Social media is not real life’ Ok, then why are all the world’s wealthiest and most powerful men desperate to own and control it? Why did the fact that another country owned a popular social media app necessitate congressional hearings and provoke bipartisan national security fears?
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
‘Social media is not real life’ Ok, then why are all the world’s wealthiest and most powerful men desperate to own and control it? Why did the fact that another country owned a popular social media app necessitate congressional hearings and provoke bipartisan national security fears?
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Heard it through the grapevine
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Heard it through the grapevine
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.
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The Democratic Party's formula for the last 50 years has been "Let's be friendly with extreme wealth and maybe we can also get modest policy wins sometimes." The last 10 years and this year in particular should be conclusive proof of how badly this has failed. But we're stuck with it anyway
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Democratic Party's formula for the last 50 years has been "Let's be friendly with extreme wealth and maybe we can also get modest policy wins sometimes." The last 10 years and this year in particular should be conclusive proof of how badly this has failed. But we're stuck with it anyway
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the Democrats’ big plan on healthcare is to let things get as bad as they possibly can and then pitch voters on the idea that the party that did nothing to stop it are the ones to fix it
December 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the Democrats’ big plan on healthcare is to let things get as bad as they possibly can and then pitch voters on the idea that the party that did nothing to stop it are the ones to fix it
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that better not be an email in my inbox asking me to do my job i was paid to do
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
that better not be an email in my inbox asking me to do my job i was paid to do
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A great deal of AI hype is coming from con artists who understand exactly how much easier it’s going to be to use the same cons over and over once they achieve their dream of a world in which nobody understands how anything 1) works or 2) has ever worked.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A great deal of AI hype is coming from con artists who understand exactly how much easier it’s going to be to use the same cons over and over once they achieve their dream of a world in which nobody understands how anything 1) works or 2) has ever worked.
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This is the conclusion, which I'm pulling out from behind the paywall because it'll probably be a free newsletter or podcast one day. I think the AI era is a reckoning for the tech industry, one where consumers finally realize they're being abused.
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is the conclusion, which I'm pulling out from behind the paywall because it'll probably be a free newsletter or podcast one day. I think the AI era is a reckoning for the tech industry, one where consumers finally realize they're being abused.
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Amazing we are still being asked to think about Olivia Nuzzi. A talentless writer who added nothing and disgraced herself with bad judgment and worse ethics returns floating on nothing but society's desire to reward shamelessness. If there is a draw beyond rubbernecking an accident I don't see it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Amazing we are still being asked to think about Olivia Nuzzi. A talentless writer who added nothing and disgraced herself with bad judgment and worse ethics returns floating on nothing but society's desire to reward shamelessness. If there is a draw beyond rubbernecking an accident I don't see it.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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Being a millennial nowadays means to say things like “time to go immersion blender mode” and then you quietly eat soup
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Being a millennial nowadays means to say things like “time to go immersion blender mode” and then you quietly eat soup
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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Damn really. That’s crazy. Damn [lowering into lava like end of terminator 2] damn
Since the launch of ChatGPT in November 2022, AI related stocks have accounted for 75% of S&P 500 returns, 79% of earnings growth, and 90% of capital spending (Capex and R&D) growth. am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/...
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Damn really. That’s crazy. Damn [lowering into lava like end of terminator 2] damn
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How does this woman have the absolute most Skeletor ass news moments
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How does this woman have the absolute most Skeletor ass news moments
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Kenan has been on SNL for so long that I just watched a clip of him in standard def
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Kenan has been on SNL for so long that I just watched a clip of him in standard def