aeneas sagar hemphill
@aeneashemphill.bsky.social
writer & performer
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There’s been a social phenomenon of the last few years that have made both drugs and sex seem uncool.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
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November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There’s been a social phenomenon of the last few years that have made both drugs and sex seem uncool.
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Reminder that car culture is unfortunately very very linked in fundamental ways to regressive tendencies. Ford and Hitler were both obsessed with cars for pretty much the same reason, and inspirations to each other.
The sheer population density of NY makes the thuggery harder to pull off. Much more difficult to be a scumbag when there are ~2 million people in each direction at minimum
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reminder that car culture is unfortunately very very linked in fundamental ways to regressive tendencies. Ford and Hitler were both obsessed with cars for pretty much the same reason, and inspirations to each other.
"How many of yall like sex?"
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
"How many of yall like sex?"
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
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this is a dog that john goodman would do a voice for in a film
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this is a dog that john goodman would do a voice for in a film
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
"The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it was good for you."
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it was good for you."
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
I'm glad Danny Brown is in a better place now, but this verse he recorded blackout drunk is unreal and he should be proud
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm glad Danny Brown is in a better place now, but this verse he recorded blackout drunk is unreal and he should be proud
bro i talked back to a customer today what is wrong with these journalists? maybe they are
stupid
stupid
I long for the day when Trump ask a journalist “Are You Stupid?” And the journalist actually shouts back: “No! I’m not stupid but you clearly are being evasive and can’t admit failure! You’re doing a terrible job! Just answer the Fucking Question!”
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November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
bro i talked back to a customer today what is wrong with these journalists? maybe they are
stupid
stupid
I know I have to catch up on Avatar for the culture but man it just looks like video game cutscenes without me getting to play
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I know I have to catch up on Avatar for the culture but man it just looks like video game cutscenes without me getting to play
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HAMNET sounds like a cyber thriller about a pig
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
HAMNET sounds like a cyber thriller about a pig
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The use of this word in the year 2025 is a gigantic red flag
I really think that even most people who think language policing was a huge problem over the past 5-10 years have no patience for the disgusting little freaks who have tried to bring back "retarded" as a slur. It's just so low-rent and such a tell that the person using it is not worth your time
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The use of this word in the year 2025 is a gigantic red flag
I'd try balsamic on fish and chips
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'd try balsamic on fish and chips
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The reason we got and cannot get rid of Trump is that America is a business and he is a cash cow for way way way too many people including his ostensible opponents. He’s the Beatles of news, and that is an indicator that the news itself is broken.
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The reason we got and cannot get rid of Trump is that America is a business and he is a cash cow for way way way too many people including his ostensible opponents. He’s the Beatles of news, and that is an indicator that the news itself is broken.
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"To say that socialism doesn't work is to overlook the fact that it *did.*" - Michael Parenti, Ch. 5 of Blackshirts and Reds (1997).
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"To say that socialism doesn't work is to overlook the fact that it *did.*" - Michael Parenti, Ch. 5 of Blackshirts and Reds (1997).
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We didn’t destroy the doctrines of the Global War on Terror and we didn’t jail the people who made them. That’s why we are where we are.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
We didn’t destroy the doctrines of the Global War on Terror and we didn’t jail the people who made them. That’s why we are where we are.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
death games are a concept much older than either story. you may remember something called "the colosseum"
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
death games are a concept much older than either story. you may remember something called "the colosseum"
If a "democracy" has a participation of rate of 50% or less we should consider that the problem lies in the system.
(Ironically, liberals also distrust countries which have near 100-percent voting rates, assuming they must be coerced. As they coerce nonvoters rather than address their needs)
(Ironically, liberals also distrust countries which have near 100-percent voting rates, assuming they must be coerced. As they coerce nonvoters rather than address their needs)
Will someone please ask the 89 million Americans who didn't vote in the last election if they are being affected by anything this administration is doing to the other Americans?
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If a "democracy" has a participation of rate of 50% or less we should consider that the problem lies in the system.
(Ironically, liberals also distrust countries which have near 100-percent voting rates, assuming they must be coerced. As they coerce nonvoters rather than address their needs)
(Ironically, liberals also distrust countries which have near 100-percent voting rates, assuming they must be coerced. As they coerce nonvoters rather than address their needs)
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
"Good news, Buck. We can get propane to the nursing homes by diverting it away from the Museum of Modern Art. If anyone asks, it was a tough choice."
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"Good news, Buck. We can get propane to the nursing homes by diverting it away from the Museum of Modern Art. If anyone asks, it was a tough choice."