aeneas sagar hemphill
@aeneashemphill.bsky.social
writer & performer
I'm glad Danny Brown is in a better place now, but this verse he recorded blackout drunk is unreal and he should be proud
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm glad Danny Brown is in a better place now, but this verse he recorded blackout drunk is unreal and he should be proud
I'd try balsamic on fish and chips
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'd try balsamic on fish and chips
Sabrina the Teenage DJ's 2025 output is legendary. she can't keep getting away with it!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Sabrina the Teenage DJ's 2025 output is legendary. she can't keep getting away with it!!!
what a year
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
what a year
America decline unstoppable
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
America decline unstoppable
first year we're not cooking but here's last year's
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
first year we're not cooking but here's last year's
Fuck punching in, I'ma write 'til my wrists break
So they can see the words every time they hit play
Rewind a couple times to understand what I'm tryna say
Still be doing this if the pay was minimum wage
So they can see the words every time they hit play
Rewind a couple times to understand what I'm tryna say
Still be doing this if the pay was minimum wage
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Fuck punching in, I'ma write 'til my wrists break
So they can see the words every time they hit play
Rewind a couple times to understand what I'm tryna say
Still be doing this if the pay was minimum wage
So they can see the words every time they hit play
Rewind a couple times to understand what I'm tryna say
Still be doing this if the pay was minimum wage
"blasting commies"
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"blasting commies"
get ready for this again
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
get ready for this again
referring to them as "the Russians" in 2025
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
referring to them as "the Russians" in 2025
the reveal that Bob Dylan talks exactly like Boomhauer
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the reveal that Bob Dylan talks exactly like Boomhauer
Hank Hill saying "out of my way rooster boy" as he shoves Lyle Lovett so he can get to Willie Nelson. yes I had to look it up but it's so rich
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hank Hill saying "out of my way rooster boy" as he shoves Lyle Lovett so he can get to Willie Nelson. yes I had to look it up but it's so rich
Olivia Nuzzi when RFK's worm
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Olivia Nuzzi when RFK's worm
loving these unexpected but effective screamo moments
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
loving these unexpected but effective screamo moments
Danny Brown's pre-sobriety albums
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Danny Brown's pre-sobriety albums
wish this was the album cover
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
wish this was the album cover
love that this is one of my most popular reviews
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
love that this is one of my most popular reviews