Jamie Keller
@adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social
He/they +18
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
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I’ll elf on * your* shelf 😏
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’ll elf on * your* shelf 😏
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Good morning from the Branch Manager
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Good morning from the Branch Manager
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I am ON the EDGE of my SEAT here folks this is a RIVETING developing STORY to live INSIDE of
Remember! The Indiana GOP physically cannot steal any more seats without risking losing like all their seats to the Dems lmao and additionally wow, this pure kino lol
Remember! The Indiana GOP physically cannot steal any more seats without risking losing like all their seats to the Dems lmao and additionally wow, this pure kino lol
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am ON the EDGE of my SEAT here folks this is a RIVETING developing STORY to live INSIDE of
Remember! The Indiana GOP physically cannot steal any more seats without risking losing like all their seats to the Dems lmao and additionally wow, this pure kino lol
Remember! The Indiana GOP physically cannot steal any more seats without risking losing like all their seats to the Dems lmao and additionally wow, this pure kino lol
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P1P1 donut edition 🍩
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
P1P1 donut edition 🍩
“Oh what u laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen…”
Ok kid do you want your dad to live in shame as a shell of a man?
Do you want him to beat the fuck out of Santa?
What type of problems wrong with you child?
Ok kid do you want your dad to live in shame as a shell of a man?
Do you want him to beat the fuck out of Santa?
What type of problems wrong with you child?
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Oh what u laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen…”
Ok kid do you want your dad to live in shame as a shell of a man?
Do you want him to beat the fuck out of Santa?
What type of problems wrong with you child?
Ok kid do you want your dad to live in shame as a shell of a man?
Do you want him to beat the fuck out of Santa?
What type of problems wrong with you child?
In #Pluribus
Ignoring King of Vegas’s actually creepy stuff…I am FASCINATED by his poker party, where strangers FAR from him were dancing and laughing
Is he giving them new “human” memories they can’t give themselves?
Do they hate it and he is enslaving them to play act opposite how they feel?
Ignoring King of Vegas’s actually creepy stuff…I am FASCINATED by his poker party, where strangers FAR from him were dancing and laughing
Is he giving them new “human” memories they can’t give themselves?
Do they hate it and he is enslaving them to play act opposite how they feel?
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In #Pluribus
Ignoring King of Vegas’s actually creepy stuff…I am FASCINATED by his poker party, where strangers FAR from him were dancing and laughing
Is he giving them new “human” memories they can’t give themselves?
Do they hate it and he is enslaving them to play act opposite how they feel?
Ignoring King of Vegas’s actually creepy stuff…I am FASCINATED by his poker party, where strangers FAR from him were dancing and laughing
Is he giving them new “human” memories they can’t give themselves?
Do they hate it and he is enslaving them to play act opposite how they feel?
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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Shorty got them camo pattern jeans
Boots with the fir
Boots with the fir
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Shorty got them camo pattern jeans
Boots with the fir
Boots with the fir
Friday has an exit sign
But getting there could take some time
What would make you feel real fiiine?!
ONE SATURDAY MORNING
But getting there could take some time
What would make you feel real fiiine?!
ONE SATURDAY MORNING
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Friday has an exit sign
But getting there could take some time
What would make you feel real fiiine?!
ONE SATURDAY MORNING
But getting there could take some time
What would make you feel real fiiine?!
ONE SATURDAY MORNING
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get in loser we're posting uplifting memes this morning
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
get in loser we're posting uplifting memes this morning
Accepting my award for succeeding in replacing a trash bag after having gotten pulled away to another task: OMG IM SO THANKFUL I WANT TO SHOUT OUT TO ADDERAL. I COULDNT HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Accepting my award for succeeding in replacing a trash bag after having gotten pulled away to another task: OMG IM SO THANKFUL I WANT TO SHOUT OUT TO ADDERAL. I COULDNT HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
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Whoever designed this for Trump really hates him.
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Whoever designed this for Trump really hates him.
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I think FIFA might be corrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think FIFA might be corrupt.
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I am proudly on Team Do Something. It’s better than Team Let The Nazis Win.
The default posture of the Democrats to the GOP is the “fever will break.” That’s been their stance for over 40 years, meanwhile the fucking patient (America) is almost dead.
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I am proudly on Team Do Something. It’s better than Team Let The Nazis Win.
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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
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What exactly is this force that compels these people to do the most asinine thing possible at just the wrong moment?
the US is abandoning green energy at precisely the moment it is becoming not just a climate neccesity but also like a strategically important industry
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
What exactly is this force that compels these people to do the most asinine thing possible at just the wrong moment?
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Post a meme that still makes you laugh
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Post a meme that still makes you laugh
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it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
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it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value
New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work
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ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the 'Haters,' Indictment Says
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work a...
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December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value
U.S. reinstates all canceled library grants after court order www.washingtonpost.com/style/2025/1...
U.S. reinstates all canceled library grants after court order
A court ruled that Trump’s effort to dismantle the Institute of Museum and Library Services, the only federal agency dedicated to funding libraries, was unlawful.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️