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Jamie Keller
@adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social
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He/they Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also mtg magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 3d
At a business convention someone asked the “crypto and nft” speaker how nfts were different than the “star name registries” in the 80’s….the answer basically agreed that’s all they are but like….with computers!
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it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 3d
brunch restaurant called The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelets
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 3d
This is the content I crave…
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 3d
At a business convention someone asked the “crypto and nft” speaker how nfts were different than the “star name registries” in the 80’s….the answer basically agreed that’s all they are but like….with computers!
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d
feels like every day the Trump administration wakes up and goes “is there any way we can actually make American city cops turn on us? by god we’re gonna find out”
ICE arrests police officer in Chicago suburb and accuses him of being in US illegally | CNN Politics
The Department of Homeland Security says the officer, Radule Bojovic, overstayed a tourist visa that expired in 2015.
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 3d
*jazz hands* ABSOLUTE PORNOGRAPHY
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 3d
*jazz hands* ABSOLUTE PORNOGRAPHY
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 3d
Me after a five-napkin-burrito nap: you guys I was wrong it got better!
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Lynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 3d
"Cook County will now prohibit the use of county owned property, resources, and personnel for civil immigration enforcement."
Preckwinkle issues executive order to create 'ICE-free zones' in Cook County
It's the latest in local efforts to establish "ICE-free zones." The Chief Judge of Cook County has already barred civil arrests at Cook County courthouses and Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson signed a si...
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d
Ok that’s not possible…but the fact that it made me do math to confirm it’s impossible it itself a bad sign HELP @themckenziest.gay you’re older then me by like a week or soemthing tell me how to cope with this oldness it burns!
babyshoes4cash.com lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 5d
wishing a happy 40th birthday to: Homestar Runner
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 5d
Look for the helpers

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 5d
No-context line from RiffTrax script we're recording Thursday
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d
NOPE Im for reeel ded i proomisssss. Loookit! My tung. My tung is stinking oout! You keeeled me I stinky now two. I prob taiste stinky two. Better just leaves now k bai
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𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒚 grace @acab4cutie.top · 5d
this did not get nearly enough appreciation for how funny it was when i posted it as a youtube video so i’m uploading it directly. “I AM DYING FROM YOUR STINKY TOUCH” 🐍
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 5d
That’s because his picture isn’t close to accurate.
A tweet by Aaron Blake says: “‘Insurrection.’ ‘Invasion.’ ‘Rebellion.’ ‘War ravaged Portland.’ Trump keeps painting a hellscape to justify expanding his power. Judges keep saying his picture isn’t close to accurate.” Below is a photo of Donald Trump walking past a wall where his shadow appears in profile.
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 6d
Ms Nart Fart Tart, if you’re nasty.
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 6d
I feel this pain…I have planted like 20-30 trees in yards and now that I have to cut one down…I don’t even LIKE this one just the idea of cutting down a tree is weirdly uncomfortable to me.

(The ones i love are either thriving or died from disease and broke my heart)
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 7d
The "you wouldn't download a car" screen but it reads "you wouldn't scrape all the art ever made and use it to create an Anime titty generator"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 9d
my genuine theory is that dems know once they admit to a little of the fascism they have to admit to all of it and they are trying to avoid that at all costs
crushbort.bsky.social bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 9d
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 9d
It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not
ianboudreau.com Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 9d
American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 9d
Majuscule also the “best or worst” name for one’s genitals
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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 9d
Majuscule also the “best or worst” name for one’s genitals
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 9d
MAJUSCULE sounds like a really intimidating polycule
merriam-webster.com Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 9d
Printing presses kept their letters in cases.

Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.

This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’

Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?

MAJUSCULE and minuscule.
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Dina Sayegh Doll @askdinadoll.bsky.social · 9d
NEWS: MIT rejects Trump’s attempt to trade special funding treatment for a pledge to “protect conservative voices.” MIT is the first university to reject the offer. @meidastouch.com @legalafmtn.bsky.social
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