☠️ Skulls Mackenzie ☠️
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☠️ Skulls Mackenzie ☠️
@disposablehero.com
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Theoretical creative. Burnt-out human-shaped thing. Held together by duct tape and spite. Elder millennial, slayer of industry He/Him. Imported Masshole. Bully me into creating things: https://ko-fi.com/disposablehero #KofiSharetember
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We’ve settled on a new name. Everyone, meet Theodore! (Theo, Teddy, Ted, etc.)
Contract work has been dwindling more and more every month and it's practically non-existent now - increasingly more obvious that's not going to change. Job market is a disaster. Backup funds have like... a month left. 🙃
the kind of brain rot it takes to feed your extremely complex taxes into a chatbot, see it find a bunch of "mistakes" and obscure interpretations of tax law, and assume your actual accountant must be the one in the wrong here.... 🙃
Ignore me, just anxious about a bunch of different stuff (work and money, primarily) and very grumpy about it today.

well. no. do the opposite, actually. The Void has had enough of my shit.
just dumped nearly an entire tray of mac & cheese coming out of the microwave all over the stove top 👍🏻
I'm not filled in on the full context of what everyone is referencing, but I'm at least here to say it absolutely is possible to get skulls that aren't associated with nazi imagery tattooed on you
I'm trying not to make assumptions or assume intent

but a pretty steady correlation I've noticed is my mom ramping up attempts to force communication, right about the same time the Trump sphere also starts ramping up attempts to antagonize the public 🤷🏻‍♂️
Me: I don't have the mental or emotional energy to deal with any of this

Life: Got you covered, bro. More stress coming your way.
damn, this one was a hit with Catsky
What do we want?

Cat dinner!

When do we want it?

Whenever you step foot into the kitchen!
That’s what I tried to tell the store manager
Nobody can stop you from playing with your own nipples
I mean, certainly a change from what they were previously doing 🤷‍♂️
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What do we want?

Cat dinner!

When do we want it?

Whenever you step foot into the kitchen!
Vets with clippers are menaces
this post scared the fuck out of me lmfao
Reverse Trick-or-Treating: I need someone to bring me a bunch of candy
I don't know who needs to hear this but you can buy those giant bags of Halloween candy year round. You don’t even have to have a reason.
🎶 A-WOOOOOOO
There goes the thunder 🎶
*struggling to suppress the dad joke* 😰
Please, I've been faking it for 30+ years, how much longer before I "make it" ?
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Spent today visiting @yellingbob.bsky.social & being a nap buddy for their very good doggo. Definitely therapeutic against The Horrors
member of the "almost got ran over there" club 💪🏻
*mid*-life crisis? No my life crises go to 💯
good hell just going straight for the throat with that one