Jamie Keller
@adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social
He/they +18
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also magic the gathering and other dorky stuff.
THE EYE BROWS ARE CROISANTS?!?!?!
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
THE EYE BROWS ARE CROISANTS?!?!?!
Snow shovel….you had one job…..
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Snow shovel….you had one job…..
Gj Liz!
I did half mine. I don’t deserve a gj. Maybe just a G?
I did half mine. I don’t deserve a gj. Maybe just a G?
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Gj Liz!
I did half mine. I don’t deserve a gj. Maybe just a G?
I did half mine. I don’t deserve a gj. Maybe just a G?
That’s not my name… Call me turd Ferguson
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That’s not my name… Call me turd Ferguson
I can’t read this except as a Scottish mouse and I love that
December 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I can’t read this except as a Scottish mouse and I love that
Yall make me feel so young.
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Yall make me feel so young.
Darth Vader voice: where…is elves….is she…alright….is she….safe…..
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Darth Vader voice: where…is elves….is she…alright….is she….safe…..
Yeah like I THINK they get no joy from the cosplay beyond “we want to make him happy”
But I LOVE the idea that they were actually having fun in a way their efficiancy minded hive mind can no longer do on its own.
But I LOVE the idea that they were actually having fun in a way their efficiancy minded hive mind can no longer do on its own.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yeah like I THINK they get no joy from the cosplay beyond “we want to make him happy”
But I LOVE the idea that they were actually having fun in a way their efficiancy minded hive mind can no longer do on its own.
But I LOVE the idea that they were actually having fun in a way their efficiancy minded hive mind can no longer do on its own.
Awesome list btw.
How you been?! I feel like we havnt talked in forever.
How you been?! I feel like we havnt talked in forever.
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Awesome list btw.
How you been?! I feel like we havnt talked in forever.
How you been?! I feel like we havnt talked in forever.
I think you’re right? Like….they are “happy” but is that literally just Soma style blissed out of their minds? Or do they actually WANT anything?
Seems like they want nothing at all except
1-convert more people
2-do no harm,
3- make others happy
4-survive
Seems like they want nothing at all except
1-convert more people
2-do no harm,
3- make others happy
4-survive
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think you’re right? Like….they are “happy” but is that literally just Soma style blissed out of their minds? Or do they actually WANT anything?
Seems like they want nothing at all except
1-convert more people
2-do no harm,
3- make others happy
4-survive
Seems like they want nothing at all except
1-convert more people
2-do no harm,
3- make others happy
4-survive
Reposted by Jamie Keller
Shorty got them camo pattern jeans
Boots with the fir
Boots with the fir
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Shorty got them camo pattern jeans
Boots with the fir
Boots with the fir