old "oysterhands" nelson
@acidfacial.bsky.social
🥩💐AL NELSON🍭🐛
"Writer" & ""Cartoonist""
(36|Chicago|NSFW)
"Writer" & ""Cartoonist""
(36|Chicago|NSFW)
Pinned
✨COMMISSIONS OPEN✨
Lost my job recently and have bills to pay! I am a professional cartoonist who will draw you/your OCS/your blorbos/whatever you want. I love to draw weird shit AND I do NSFW too!
Prices as listed below. Please reach out to me via DM. Also pls share this around if you can :) thx
Lost my job recently and have bills to pay! I am a professional cartoonist who will draw you/your OCS/your blorbos/whatever you want. I love to draw weird shit AND I do NSFW too!
Prices as listed below. Please reach out to me via DM. Also pls share this around if you can :) thx
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Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
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The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.
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toy dog (rotating and spinning and twirling)
January 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
toy dog (rotating and spinning and twirling)
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wow this movie really IS insanely transgender
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
wow this movie really IS insanely transgender
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When Anthony Bourdain said, "I need a hot chocolate and a couple of fat chicks", he was talking about days like this.
May 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
When Anthony Bourdain said, "I need a hot chocolate and a couple of fat chicks", he was talking about days like this.
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
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tattooing this machine fucks fascist's moms above my dick
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
tattooing this machine fucks fascist's moms above my dick
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 11
In the Still Darkness
The Day Tokyo-3 Stood Still
Episode 11
In the Still Darkness
The Day Tokyo-3 Stood Still
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 11
In the Still Darkness
The Day Tokyo-3 Stood Still
Episode 11
In the Still Darkness
The Day Tokyo-3 Stood Still
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
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aliens told me I was right about all my decisions and that I have good taste and more people should be like me
December 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
aliens told me I was right about all my decisions and that I have good taste and more people should be like me
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Woman in Black Stockings, 1913
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25527
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25527
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Woman in Black Stockings, 1913
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25527
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25527
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feast of st. lucy, 13 december
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
feast of st. lucy, 13 december
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Rude Dog - Rude Dog (clothing brand) and Rude Dog and the Dweebs
July 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Rude Dog - Rude Dog (clothing brand) and Rude Dog and the Dweebs
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Okay yeah, This feels like a mix of AI Slop, Trace Photo Ref, and Actual (mostly rushed) Art, all made to hide the duct tape and glue.
Im kinda mad I backed the Kickstarter, checking that now they REALLLLLLY hid this.
AWA Studios really pocketed 100K in Kickstarter Money and ran with this.
Im kinda mad I backed the Kickstarter, checking that now they REALLLLLLY hid this.
AWA Studios really pocketed 100K in Kickstarter Money and ran with this.
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Okay yeah, This feels like a mix of AI Slop, Trace Photo Ref, and Actual (mostly rushed) Art, all made to hide the duct tape and glue.
Im kinda mad I backed the Kickstarter, checking that now they REALLLLLLY hid this.
AWA Studios really pocketed 100K in Kickstarter Money and ran with this.
Im kinda mad I backed the Kickstarter, checking that now they REALLLLLLY hid this.
AWA Studios really pocketed 100K in Kickstarter Money and ran with this.
something that is really unfortunate about me is that I have just absolutely dogshit taste in media. just absolutely craven stupid inexcusable taste
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
something that is really unfortunate about me is that I have just absolutely dogshit taste in media. just absolutely craven stupid inexcusable taste