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old "oysterhands" nelson
@acidfacial.bsky.social
🥩💐AL NELSON🍭🐛
"Writer" & ""Cartoonist""
(36|Chicago|NSFW)
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✨COMMISSIONS OPEN✨

Lost my job recently and have bills to pay! I am a professional cartoonist who will draw you/your OCS/your blorbos/whatever you want. I love to draw weird shit AND I do NSFW too!

Prices as listed below. Please reach out to me via DM. Also pls share this around if you can :) thx
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December 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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tattooing this machine fucks fascist's moms above my dick
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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October 17, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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alpha!
December 22, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 11
In the Still Darkness
The Day Tokyo-3 Stood Still
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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aliens told me I was right about all my decisions and that I have good taste and more people should be like me
December 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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feast of st. lucy, 13 december
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Rude Dog - Rude Dog (clothing brand) and Rude Dog and the Dweebs
July 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Okay yeah, This feels like a mix of AI Slop, Trace Photo Ref, and Actual (mostly rushed) Art, all made to hide the duct tape and glue.

Im kinda mad I backed the Kickstarter, checking that now they REALLLLLLY hid this.

AWA Studios really pocketed 100K in Kickstarter Money and ran with this.
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
something that is really unfortunate about me is that I have just absolutely dogshit taste in media. just absolutely craven stupid inexcusable taste
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Antonio Lopez, 1979
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Hey there world! We've been working hard behind the scenes, but our seeds need sunlight to bloom, and so it's time we officially step out into the world!
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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GIVE FOLKS CASH

A lot of people panhandling use that money to get hotels or hostel beds. Give someone a $20 and they are well on their way to getting the amount they need to get inside for the night.
Lots of attention on the snow forecast, but let's not ignore the COLD that follows

Wind chills in the SINGLE DIGITS by Sunday evening. Coldest weather of the season so far!
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
albarn and hewlett about 2D now
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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How about everyone cancel their subscriptions like they did when Kimmel was removed from his late night show? It would probably make a difference like last time.
Disney and OpenAI sign a deal to bring 200+ Disney characters to Sora

Disney makes $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will become a "major" OpenAI customer

openai.com/index/disney...
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I care about the fact that the ethics of our society care SO much more about how something makes us feel - and thus, excuses what makes us feel good - over what materially affects the people that make us feel these things.
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Artists will keep being replaced and people will keep pretending to be outraged and then something will be released that makes them sad but In A Meaningful Way and they'll go "oh but it was only for" and it'll turn out it was only for a job that was previously done by a person.
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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You have to stick to your fucking principles, otherwise you're just fucking posturing

Did you care about AI or did looking like you care about AI make you feel like you were caring about something that matters?
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM