BoatSim Boosterism
@beasmeeply.bsky.social
they/he
kill the cool kid in your head
Seriously I try very hard not to be tedious and off-putting but look we all fall short of our goals sometimes
kill the cool kid in your head
Seriously I try very hard not to be tedious and off-putting but look we all fall short of our goals sometimes
you ever have that fear that your pets live their entire lives in terrible pain that they are unable to communicate? and that's why they want attention, it's the only momentary relief or distraction from their agony?
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
you ever have that fear that your pets live their entire lives in terrible pain that they are unable to communicate? and that's why they want attention, it's the only momentary relief or distraction from their agony?
I am working to improve my attention span (reading more books) but I am violently opposed at every turn (young severely adhd child trying to injure himself or start fights every minute for 14 hours a day)
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I am working to improve my attention span (reading more books) but I am violently opposed at every turn (young severely adhd child trying to injure himself or start fights every minute for 14 hours a day)
that's just a menu
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
that's just a menu
our metamour stood on the quarterdeck
a gallant femme was she
overhaul! overhaul! let your davit tackles fall
and we launched our 'cule to sea
brave boys, we launched our 'cule to sea
a gallant femme was she
overhaul! overhaul! let your davit tackles fall
and we launched our 'cule to sea
brave boys, we launched our 'cule to sea
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
our metamour stood on the quarterdeck
a gallant femme was she
overhaul! overhaul! let your davit tackles fall
and we launched our 'cule to sea
brave boys, we launched our 'cule to sea
a gallant femme was she
overhaul! overhaul! let your davit tackles fall
and we launched our 'cule to sea
brave boys, we launched our 'cule to sea
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I got a new cardigan and my kid said I look like a real person with a job
this was about a year ago but I think about it every day
this was about a year ago but I think about it every day
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I got a new cardigan and my kid said I look like a real person with a job
this was about a year ago but I think about it every day
this was about a year ago but I think about it every day
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reclaim slurs all you want but the second you claim its activism i just know you’ve wanted to be allowed to say the n word your whole life
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
reclaim slurs all you want but the second you claim its activism i just know you’ve wanted to be allowed to say the n word your whole life
the only external indication of my cognitive state that i can reference is whether i remember to zip my pants and let me tell you
it is not lookin good for me
it is not lookin good for me
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the only external indication of my cognitive state that i can reference is whether i remember to zip my pants and let me tell you
it is not lookin good for me
it is not lookin good for me
I've been working on this all week, I know it's a veneer tape, but.... where is the seam?
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I've been working on this all week, I know it's a veneer tape, but.... where is the seam?
jesus man, whatever else you want to be you have to be a person first
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
jesus man, whatever else you want to be you have to be a person first
with this spritz, the thread of prophecy is moisturized
i think about this preview screenshot of caius cosades' face on the Morrowind Enhanced Textures nexusmod page far too often. i've never used the mod because most attempts to upscale textures meant for low poly or lord forbid billboard sprites are a fucking travesty. anyway here you go.
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
with this spritz, the thread of prophecy is moisturized
are you familiar with
le cinéma
le cinéma
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
are you familiar with
le cinéma
le cinéma
over-robusto-ed the soup again
gotta de-robusto a bit
gotta de-robusto a bit
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
over-robusto-ed the soup again
gotta de-robusto a bit
gotta de-robusto a bit
when I go to prep dinner and the sink is already full of dirty dishes
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
when I go to prep dinner and the sink is already full of dirty dishes
in fairness, it is historically difficult to speak six consecutive words about christianity without falling into heresy
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
in fairness, it is historically difficult to speak six consecutive words about christianity without falling into heresy
masculinity crisis coincides perfectly with my personal departure from the gender
you need me and you're never getting me back 😈
you need me and you're never getting me back 😈
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
masculinity crisis coincides perfectly with my personal departure from the gender
you need me and you're never getting me back 😈
you need me and you're never getting me back 😈
I genuinely don't know if this is a hot take but
the theatrical editions are good movies you can watch
the extended editions are nerd shibboleths that are an unwise use of your limited time on earth
the theatrical editions are good movies you can watch
the extended editions are nerd shibboleths that are an unwise use of your limited time on earth
The Extended 'Lord of the Rings' Trilogy Comes Back to Theaters
The Extended 'Lord of the Rings' Trilogy Comes Back to Theaters
Celebrate the 25th anniversary of the first 'Lord of the Rings' by watching the longer versions of the trilogy in theaters next month.
gizmodo.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I genuinely don't know if this is a hot take but
the theatrical editions are good movies you can watch
the extended editions are nerd shibboleths that are an unwise use of your limited time on earth
the theatrical editions are good movies you can watch
the extended editions are nerd shibboleths that are an unwise use of your limited time on earth
I try not to dump on other craftspeople but bro why did you paint lacquer INTO your hinges
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I try not to dump on other craftspeople but bro why did you paint lacquer INTO your hinges
new pronouns are big/celery
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
new pronouns are big/celery
Commercial furniture, even antiques, often has a dark dye applied to even out the appearance of wood from different trees, to make a line of furniture have a consistent appearance. I Do Not Like This. See if you agree.
Here is the original finish, gone pebbly and quite thick in areas with less wear
Here is the original finish, gone pebbly and quite thick in areas with less wear
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Commercial furniture, even antiques, often has a dark dye applied to even out the appearance of wood from different trees, to make a line of furniture have a consistent appearance. I Do Not Like This. See if you agree.
Here is the original finish, gone pebbly and quite thick in areas with less wear
Here is the original finish, gone pebbly and quite thick in areas with less wear
going to my church: the karate sparring class where dads get super mad their child cannot beat up the other children well enough
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
going to my church: the karate sparring class where dads get super mad their child cannot beat up the other children well enough
and yet when I say "my hobbies are wood, rejection of the masculine, and sail simulations" everyone is like that's not interesting
🤔
🤔
Bluesky is probably the only place on the internet where you can be like “my hobbies are politics, pornography, and alt text” and everyone is like omg follow
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
and yet when I say "my hobbies are wood, rejection of the masculine, and sail simulations" everyone is like that's not interesting
🤔
🤔
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"A game you followed in Steam Greenlight has just released!"
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"A game you followed in Steam Greenlight has just released!"
hell yeah, kid
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
hell yeah, kid
buy horses buy saturnalia it's good when you do it unlike the vast majority of money exchanges
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
buy horses buy saturnalia it's good when you do it unlike the vast majority of money exchanges