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BoatSim Boosterism
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they/he

kill the cool kid in your head

Seriously I try very hard not to be tedious and off-putting but look we all fall short of our goals sometimes
I am working to improve my attention span (reading more books) but I am violently opposed at every turn (young severely adhd child trying to injure himself or start fights every minute for 14 hours a day)
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
that's just a menu
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
our metamour stood on the quarterdeck
a gallant femme was she
overhaul! overhaul! let your davit tackles fall
and we launched our 'cule to sea
brave boys, we launched our 'cule to sea
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I got a new cardigan and my kid said I look like a real person with a job

this was about a year ago but I think about it every day
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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reclaim slurs all you want but the second you claim its activism i just know you’ve wanted to be allowed to say the n word your whole life
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the only external indication of my cognitive state that i can reference is whether i remember to zip my pants and let me tell you

it is not lookin good for me
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I've been working on this all week, I know it's a veneer tape, but.... where is the seam?
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
jesus man, whatever else you want to be you have to be a person first
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
with this spritz, the thread of prophecy is moisturized
i think about this preview screenshot of caius cosades' face on the Morrowind Enhanced Textures nexusmod page far too often. i've never used the mod because most attempts to upscale textures meant for low poly or lord forbid billboard sprites are a fucking travesty. anyway here you go.
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
are you familiar with

le cinéma
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
over-robusto-ed the soup again

gotta de-robusto a bit
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
when I go to prep dinner and the sink is already full of dirty dishes
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
in fairness, it is historically difficult to speak six consecutive words about christianity without falling into heresy
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
masculinity crisis coincides perfectly with my personal departure from the gender

you need me and you're never getting me back 😈
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I genuinely don't know if this is a hot take but

the theatrical editions are good movies you can watch

the extended editions are nerd shibboleths that are an unwise use of your limited time on earth
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I try not to dump on other craftspeople but bro why did you paint lacquer INTO your hinges
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
new pronouns are big/celery
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Commercial furniture, even antiques, often has a dark dye applied to even out the appearance of wood from different trees, to make a line of furniture have a consistent appearance. I Do Not Like This. See if you agree.

Here is the original finish, gone pebbly and quite thick in areas with less wear
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
going to my church: the karate sparring class where dads get super mad their child cannot beat up the other children well enough
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
and yet when I say "my hobbies are wood, rejection of the masculine, and sail simulations" everyone is like that's not interesting

🤔
Bluesky is probably the only place on the internet where you can be like “my hobbies are politics, pornography, and alt text” and everyone is like omg follow
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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"A game you followed in Steam Greenlight has just released!"
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
hell yeah, kid
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
buy horses buy saturnalia it's good when you do it unlike the vast majority of money exchanges
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
*seeing something that cost $400 in materials and took 40 hours of labor*

Wow, you could sell that for $50!
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM