BoatSim Boosterism
@beasmeeply.bsky.social
I'm just a simple swamp child trying to learn manners.
Seriously I try very hard not to be tedious and off-putting but look we all fall short of our goals sometimes
Seriously I try very hard not to be tedious and off-putting but look we all fall short of our goals sometimes
Five games to get to know me!
Thief: The Dark Project
The Lord of the Rings Online
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Horizon's Gate
Sailwind
These are the ones that I feel lit a fire in my mind.
Thief: The Dark Project
The Lord of the Rings Online
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Horizon's Gate
Sailwind
These are the ones that I feel lit a fire in my mind.
Five (or so) games to get to know me
Hotline Miami (Either)
Yakuza Anything
Street Fighter Anything
Flame in the Flood
Night in the Woods
Hohokum
Animal Crossing
Hotline Miami (Either)
Yakuza Anything
Street Fighter Anything
Flame in the Flood
Night in the Woods
Hohokum
Animal Crossing
Five games to get to know me
Horizon Zero Dawn
World of Warcraft
Magic: the Gathering
Mass Effect II
X-COM 2
Horizon Zero Dawn
World of Warcraft
Magic: the Gathering
Mass Effect II
X-COM 2
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Five games to get to know me!
Thief: The Dark Project
The Lord of the Rings Online
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Horizon's Gate
Sailwind
These are the ones that I feel lit a fire in my mind.
Thief: The Dark Project
The Lord of the Rings Online
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Horizon's Gate
Sailwind
These are the ones that I feel lit a fire in my mind.
the pernicious steam engine
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the pernicious steam engine
out: twink death
in: milf birth
in: milf birth
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
out: twink death
in: milf birth
in: milf birth
emblematic of the whole project. i'm endlessly fascinated by this. there are clearly some people involved who care so so much and that is just not matched by the majority of the enterprise
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
emblematic of the whole project. i'm endlessly fascinated by this. there are clearly some people involved who care so so much and that is just not matched by the majority of the enterprise
ed sheeran and elton john have conspired to create an incomparably cursed decade of decembers for grammar pedants
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ed sheeran and elton john have conspired to create an incomparably cursed decade of decembers for grammar pedants
heist movie about assembling a team to utterly and forever destroy the new yorker style guide
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
heist movie about assembling a team to utterly and forever destroy the new yorker style guide
Moo Bu - is that anything? he's a cow and he fights really good
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Moo Bu - is that anything? he's a cow and he fights really good
This could have been private
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This could have been private
why yes, i do love sloppy Dog Shit
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
why yes, i do love sloppy Dog Shit
what's fucked up is that a meta remake/reboot of Anaconda (1997) is an incredibly good elevator pitch. what's being made now appears to fully not understand why it's a good idea
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
what's fucked up is that a meta remake/reboot of Anaconda (1997) is an incredibly good elevator pitch. what's being made now appears to fully not understand why it's a good idea
i'm calling a moratorium on dumb names for kids. no more brixtons, no more braighleys.
weird cool names are still good. yseult? szasz? sure go ahead.
any doubts or edge cases, just run em by me
weird cool names are still good. yseult? szasz? sure go ahead.
any doubts or edge cases, just run em by me
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i'm calling a moratorium on dumb names for kids. no more brixtons, no more braighleys.
weird cool names are still good. yseult? szasz? sure go ahead.
any doubts or edge cases, just run em by me
weird cool names are still good. yseult? szasz? sure go ahead.
any doubts or edge cases, just run em by me
my favorite subgenre of fantasy is Stupid Fantasy. examples include:
legend of the seeker (tv show only)
dark messiah of might and magic
dungeons and dragons (2000)
legend of the seeker (tv show only)
dark messiah of might and magic
dungeons and dragons (2000)
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
my favorite subgenre of fantasy is Stupid Fantasy. examples include:
legend of the seeker (tv show only)
dark messiah of might and magic
dungeons and dragons (2000)
legend of the seeker (tv show only)
dark messiah of might and magic
dungeons and dragons (2000)
Had a child with... not special needs, but _more_ needs. Am temperamentally unsuited to providing services on demand. Alternatives seem grim.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Had a child with... not special needs, but _more_ needs. Am temperamentally unsuited to providing services on demand. Alternatives seem grim.
new boatsim
I have played the demo enough to verify that the boats are that good real shit, but the way the game parlays mouse inputs into interacting with the sails is pretty opaque. I'll learn more soon and report back.
I have played the demo enough to verify that the boats are that good real shit, but the way the game parlays mouse inputs into interacting with the sails is pretty opaque. I'll learn more soon and report back.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
new boatsim
I have played the demo enough to verify that the boats are that good real shit, but the way the game parlays mouse inputs into interacting with the sails is pretty opaque. I'll learn more soon and report back.
I have played the demo enough to verify that the boats are that good real shit, but the way the game parlays mouse inputs into interacting with the sails is pretty opaque. I'll learn more soon and report back.
swear to god my immune system is just
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
swear to god my immune system is just
Calling it done. Looks okay enough from several angles. My biggest enemy is me trying to do a little more and screwing it up, so.
Some lacquer will hopefully even out the sheen of the whole panel.
Some lacquer will hopefully even out the sheen of the whole panel.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Calling it done. Looks okay enough from several angles. My biggest enemy is me trying to do a little more and screwing it up, so.
Some lacquer will hopefully even out the sheen of the whole panel.
Some lacquer will hopefully even out the sheen of the whole panel.
Okay, let's get started. Key to remember: I do not have any idea what I'm doing
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Okay, let's get started. Key to remember: I do not have any idea what I'm doing
a tale as old as time.... or just a tale as old as me
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
a tale as old as time.... or just a tale as old as me
Fuck
I mean, it happens. Going to work on grain painting again I guess.
I mean, it happens. Going to work on grain painting again I guess.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fuck
I mean, it happens. Going to work on grain painting again I guess.
I mean, it happens. Going to work on grain painting again I guess.
wizard needs serotonin badly
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
wizard needs serotonin badly
can I help you
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
can I help you
POV: you're just a little guy getting their car back from the mechanic
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
POV: you're just a little guy getting their car back from the mechanic
I'm attempting to address this cracked veneer. I'm starting conservative and if that doesn't look good, I'll get a little more aggressive. Messing this veneer up isn't something I can really recover from, so we take this in steps.
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I'm attempting to address this cracked veneer. I'm starting conservative and if that doesn't look good, I'll get a little more aggressive. Messing this veneer up isn't something I can really recover from, so we take this in steps.
Important corollary: good people can make bad art
It's okay :)
We still love you ♥️
It's okay :)
We still love you ♥️
This is less a subtweet, and more of a thought I just want to get out there:
Bad people can make good art.
When a game that people liked turns out to have been made by someone shitty, it doesn't instantly become bad. You don't have to go full Sour Grapes on it. Two things can be true at once.
Bad people can make good art.
When a game that people liked turns out to have been made by someone shitty, it doesn't instantly become bad. You don't have to go full Sour Grapes on it. Two things can be true at once.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Important corollary: good people can make bad art
It's okay :)
We still love you ♥️
It's okay :)
We still love you ♥️
bye sagittarius see u next year
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
bye sagittarius see u next year