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BoatSim Boosterism
@beasmeeply.bsky.social
I'm just a simple swamp child trying to learn manners.

Seriously I try very hard not to be tedious and off-putting but look we all fall short of our goals sometimes
*harmonica*

Yeah she dates,
just like a brand.
(Yes she does!)
And she fucks,
just like a brand.
Oh but she folds to the woke mob
just like a little girl
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yeah I'll take tedious over hellish
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i've been carving out a "little guy" gender hollow in my own mind today. feels a lil better than non-binary man atm. the walls are easier to chisel out than you'd expect -- kinda chalky.
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"just a little guy" certainly has its connotations, but there is joy here in the little guy box

got all my little guy stuff in here
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
in lieu of good vibes, i am sending bad vibes to everyone else, which I think you will find is very similar
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
this is what the black library's card looks like
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"I'm not homophobic I'm just laughing because I know he hates it"

sir he's not listening. you're the only audience here sir.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I've been out for a BIT but I had no idea such things were possible
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
WOW huge boner, sir! that's the hog of a 27 year old man
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don't think advocating for policies you prefer and criticizing candidates who fail to energize voters is spoiling anything. I vote the way I suspect you'd want me to vote in the generals. I'd just prefer the party stop running to the middle and losing over and over.
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
they were doing it for the love of the game at that point
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I guess EverQuest is the spark, not LoTRO, but it was never honestly "my game" in the way that LoTR was for many many years.

plus if I put that AND make room for baldurs gate 2 I just sound like an oldhead
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
no it's not
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
this year's call of duty has a borzoi snout center of screen like wolfenstein and you gotta run around and boop people. one guy has the heal snout.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Yup. I'm critiquing the defense of the D party that people didn't show up for them. Yeah! Because they didn't make people want to show up for them!
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
sorry, centrism can never fail, it can only be failed
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I think it was a little muddled in trying to get too many ingredients in the pot. still pretty sick tho
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
all hobbits share a love of bigass things that growl
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
big pottery barn bowl of refined white sugar for dessert
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
sometimes if I take an amusingly large poop I'll tell my spouse about it

I do not post it on instagram
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM