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IMDb GOOFS: The characters are scared of the Blair Witch, when in fact they should be relieved by its existence as a tacit confirmation of life beyond the infinite blackness of death
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
IMDb GOOFS: The characters are scared of the Blair Witch, when in fact they should be relieved by its existence as a tacit confirmation of life beyond the infinite blackness of death
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you hear about Mitch? cleaved in thrain. no yeah thrain, embarrassing
January 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
you hear about Mitch? cleaved in thrain. no yeah thrain, embarrassing
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LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
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Master the Search Bar and the Internet will unfold before you like a gorgeous rose.
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Master the Search Bar and the Internet will unfold before you like a gorgeous rose.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
1) snapshots of memory. riding around, 22 years old and horny, what could be better?
2) Altman might be the best to ever do it, period
3) a Lynch grab bag, ‘The Grandmother’ is the stand out
4) a playful film, but cruel. satire with barbed wire wrapped around it
1) snapshots of memory. riding around, 22 years old and horny, what could be better?
2) Altman might be the best to ever do it, period
3) a Lynch grab bag, ‘The Grandmother’ is the stand out
4) a playful film, but cruel. satire with barbed wire wrapped around it
September 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
1) snapshots of memory. riding around, 22 years old and horny, what could be better?
2) Altman might be the best to ever do it, period
3) a Lynch grab bag, ‘The Grandmother’ is the stand out
4) a playful film, but cruel. satire with barbed wire wrapped around it
1) snapshots of memory. riding around, 22 years old and horny, what could be better?
2) Altman might be the best to ever do it, period
3) a Lynch grab bag, ‘The Grandmother’ is the stand out
4) a playful film, but cruel. satire with barbed wire wrapped around it
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They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I was honestly expecting something a little scarier
July 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I was honestly expecting something a little scarier
Maybe Tarantino’s 10th film was the friends we made along the way
August 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Maybe Tarantino’s 10th film was the friends we made along the way
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it's all about the she sells sea shells bullshit
August 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
it's all about the she sells sea shells bullshit
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The 5.8 words every girl wants to hear
August 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The 5.8 words every girl wants to hear
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The bird whose beak I put papers in and hit on the head instead of using a normal stapler keeps saying “it’s a living.” Shut up!
July 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The bird whose beak I put papers in and hit on the head instead of using a normal stapler keeps saying “it’s a living.” Shut up!
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Great drinking game is to watch a movie from the Library of Congress "National Film Registry" and take a drink every time something culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant happens
July 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Great drinking game is to watch a movie from the Library of Congress "National Film Registry" and take a drink every time something culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant happens
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Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
July 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
1) nailed the whole “decaying liminal space” aesthetic before that was even a thing. so good
2) two dudes head into the wilderness & have a blast
3) Maya Deren short about a cute cat family
4) i believe the rough translation of this film’s title is “gay boot camp”
1) nailed the whole “decaying liminal space” aesthetic before that was even a thing. so good
2) two dudes head into the wilderness & have a blast
3) Maya Deren short about a cute cat family
4) i believe the rough translation of this film’s title is “gay boot camp”
July 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
1) nailed the whole “decaying liminal space” aesthetic before that was even a thing. so good
2) two dudes head into the wilderness & have a blast
3) Maya Deren short about a cute cat family
4) i believe the rough translation of this film’s title is “gay boot camp”
1) nailed the whole “decaying liminal space” aesthetic before that was even a thing. so good
2) two dudes head into the wilderness & have a blast
3) Maya Deren short about a cute cat family
4) i believe the rough translation of this film’s title is “gay boot camp”
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90% of the emails I receive: We f*ck3d up. BIG TIME. All of our customer data has been leaked to evildoers and we 👏 own 👏 that 👏
And call us old fashioned, but we think it’s our DUTY to our loyal customers to offer 5% off your next order. Because that’s just what we believe in.
Me: ooh thank you 😌
And call us old fashioned, but we think it’s our DUTY to our loyal customers to offer 5% off your next order. Because that’s just what we believe in.
Me: ooh thank you 😌
June 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
90% of the emails I receive: We f*ck3d up. BIG TIME. All of our customer data has been leaked to evildoers and we 👏 own 👏 that 👏
And call us old fashioned, but we think it’s our DUTY to our loyal customers to offer 5% off your next order. Because that’s just what we believe in.
Me: ooh thank you 😌
And call us old fashioned, but we think it’s our DUTY to our loyal customers to offer 5% off your next order. Because that’s just what we believe in.
Me: ooh thank you 😌
I'm hearing very credible reports that Jordan Peterson has sadly passed away.
His extremely unpleasant suit got caught in 2 escalators at the same time and he was pulled apart like string cheese. His remains have been dumped in a lake as per his wishes.
His extremely unpleasant suit got caught in 2 escalators at the same time and he was pulled apart like string cheese. His remains have been dumped in a lake as per his wishes.
June 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm hearing very credible reports that Jordan Peterson has sadly passed away.
His extremely unpleasant suit got caught in 2 escalators at the same time and he was pulled apart like string cheese. His remains have been dumped in a lake as per his wishes.
His extremely unpleasant suit got caught in 2 escalators at the same time and he was pulled apart like string cheese. His remains have been dumped in a lake as per his wishes.
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#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
1) wildly inventive mise-en-abyme story about “self”
2) a mixed bag, like all short collections. mostly boring
3) art film about surveillance & the American urban nightscape
4) Mann’s followup to Thief. it’s… different. great Tangerine Dream score and fog effects
1) wildly inventive mise-en-abyme story about “self”
2) a mixed bag, like all short collections. mostly boring
3) art film about surveillance & the American urban nightscape
4) Mann’s followup to Thief. it’s… different. great Tangerine Dream score and fog effects
June 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
1) wildly inventive mise-en-abyme story about “self”
2) a mixed bag, like all short collections. mostly boring
3) art film about surveillance & the American urban nightscape
4) Mann’s followup to Thief. it’s… different. great Tangerine Dream score and fog effects
1) wildly inventive mise-en-abyme story about “self”
2) a mixed bag, like all short collections. mostly boring
3) art film about surveillance & the American urban nightscape
4) Mann’s followup to Thief. it’s… different. great Tangerine Dream score and fog effects
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the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!
June 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!
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Truman Capote: They’ve got a fellow now, Mr. Beast, they call him, he’s a disgusting creature, a smile like a demon
C.Z. Guest: You told me you found him intriguing
Capote: Oh I must have been terribly drunk, I despise him
C.Z. Guest: You told me you found him intriguing
Capote: Oh I must have been terribly drunk, I despise him
June 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Truman Capote: They’ve got a fellow now, Mr. Beast, they call him, he’s a disgusting creature, a smile like a demon
C.Z. Guest: You told me you found him intriguing
Capote: Oh I must have been terribly drunk, I despise him
C.Z. Guest: You told me you found him intriguing
Capote: Oh I must have been terribly drunk, I despise him
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“Jaws” premiered 50 years ago today. That iconic line, “This boat needs to be waaaaay bigger,” is just as relevant as it was then.
June 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Jaws” premiered 50 years ago today. That iconic line, “This boat needs to be waaaaay bigger,” is just as relevant as it was then.
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holding my arm up like a falconer any time I see a bird of prey. you never know
June 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
holding my arm up like a falconer any time I see a bird of prey. you never know
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
1) a woman smiles for 6 minutes
2) mediocre 70s horror anthology. solid performances. insane ending
3) this one is about Wars in the Stars. ever heard of it? it’s good!
4) what if Jaws but instead of a shark, there was an evil sentient car? somehow, it kinda works
1) a woman smiles for 6 minutes
2) mediocre 70s horror anthology. solid performances. insane ending
3) this one is about Wars in the Stars. ever heard of it? it’s good!
4) what if Jaws but instead of a shark, there was an evil sentient car? somehow, it kinda works
June 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
1) a woman smiles for 6 minutes
2) mediocre 70s horror anthology. solid performances. insane ending
3) this one is about Wars in the Stars. ever heard of it? it’s good!
4) what if Jaws but instead of a shark, there was an evil sentient car? somehow, it kinda works
1) a woman smiles for 6 minutes
2) mediocre 70s horror anthology. solid performances. insane ending
3) this one is about Wars in the Stars. ever heard of it? it’s good!
4) what if Jaws but instead of a shark, there was an evil sentient car? somehow, it kinda works