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My only desire in life, when it’s all said and done, is to be trusted and beloved by children and animals.
Fuck this and fuck him
The former NFL player's Lumi Story AI, aims to help middle and high school students work with an AI-powered chatbot to write their own stories, comics and graphic novels.
AI platform from former NFL QB Colin Kaepernick finds playing field in Portland schools
The former NFL player's Lumi Story AI, aims to help middle and high school students work with an AI-powered chatbot to write their own stories, comics and graphic novels.
www.oregonlive.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Fuck this and fuck him
I miss websites
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I miss websites
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
“Transhumanism” is fucking bullshit, it’s your enemy, and it needs to be violently destroyed
(Not to be confused with trans people, who are my friends and are to be protected and loved)
(Not to be confused with trans people, who are my friends and are to be protected and loved)
It's fine to push back against google-glasses or whatevs, but the day is going to come where we can easily record and share our memories, and a lot of anti-surveillance populism rn is laced with batshit anti-transhumanism that will outright try to *mandate* cognitive limitations in the next century.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
“Transhumanism” is fucking bullshit, it’s your enemy, and it needs to be violently destroyed
(Not to be confused with trans people, who are my friends and are to be protected and loved)
(Not to be confused with trans people, who are my friends and are to be protected and loved)
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Never, in all my years on this Earth, would I have thought "Tireless Godfather Part III Apologist" is a type of guy out there at all. And not only is he real--flesh and blood, walking around--but he is insanely mad at me. What other wonders does this universe hold, hidden in its cosmic shadows?
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Never, in all my years on this Earth, would I have thought "Tireless Godfather Part III Apologist" is a type of guy out there at all. And not only is he real--flesh and blood, walking around--but he is insanely mad at me. What other wonders does this universe hold, hidden in its cosmic shadows?
For the last few years we’ve watched LAST CHRISTMAS and each time I’m reminded of the staggering talent of George Michael. Incredible songwriter and generational voice. I know he’s a megastar but he still feels undervalued
George Michael - Heal the Pain (Audio)
YouTube video by georgemichaelVEVO
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December 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
For the last few years we’ve watched LAST CHRISTMAS and each time I’m reminded of the staggering talent of George Michael. Incredible songwriter and generational voice. I know he’s a megastar but he still feels undervalued
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Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
34 years ago today www.tumblr.com/songofmysong...
Post by @songofmysong · 1 video
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Musical Advent Calendar
December 9, 1991
It is a crisp, foggy Central Valley morning in the second week of December. The first George Bush is president and the radios and Walkmen…
www.tumblr.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
34 years ago today www.tumblr.com/songofmysong...
If you use ChatGPT, FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE!
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If you use ChatGPT, FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE!
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jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
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Transs - Transsession [Indonesian Jazz Fusion/Funk] (1981)
https://redd.it/1owfi45
https://youtu.be/Wdhks2AjYQM
https://redd.it/1owfi45
https://youtu.be/Wdhks2AjYQM
Transs - Transsession [Indonesian Jazz Fusion/Funk] (1981)
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Transs - Transsession [Indonesian Jazz Fusion/Funk] (1981)
https://redd.it/1owfi45
https://youtu.be/Wdhks2AjYQM
https://redd.it/1owfi45
https://youtu.be/Wdhks2AjYQM
Three days after my Dad died, my best friend Joe picked me up from the opera house stage door, gave me a hug, then said, "So, how's your dad doing?" and I laughed for 5 minutes. Exactly what I needed. Then I said, "He died so he'd never have to see you again!"
Grief is different for everyone!
Grief is different for everyone!
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Three days after my Dad died, my best friend Joe picked me up from the opera house stage door, gave me a hug, then said, "So, how's your dad doing?" and I laughed for 5 minutes. Exactly what I needed. Then I said, "He died so he'd never have to see you again!"
Grief is different for everyone!
Grief is different for everyone!
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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Exactly this. “Capitalism drives innovation” is a lie. It only drives capital
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Exactly this. “Capitalism drives innovation” is a lie. It only drives capital
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I always thought this summed it up best theonion.com/tubi-ceo-com...
Tubi CEO Combs Through Goodwill Used DVDs Looking For Movies To Upload
SAN FRANCISCO—Conducting his monthly sweep for new content, Tubi CEO Farhad Massoudi was reportedly combing through a shelf of used DVDs at Goodwill Thursday looking for movies to upload to the stream...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I always thought this summed it up best theonion.com/tubi-ceo-com...
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
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Everybody loves C*nty Ballet Rat season.
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Everybody loves C*nty Ballet Rat season.
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The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
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My sisters and I went to elementary/middle school with a chiropractor’s kids - they’d get sent home for contagious stuff like strep throat and then show up later that day or the next morning, saying, “oh, I got an adjustment, I’m fine now!” 😒 They gave an entire girl scout troop lice at one point.
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” - Upton Sinclair
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
How Chiropractors Became the Backbone of MAHA
Why they love Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — and he loves them.
www.politico.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My sisters and I went to elementary/middle school with a chiropractor’s kids - they’d get sent home for contagious stuff like strep throat and then show up later that day or the next morning, saying, “oh, I got an adjustment, I’m fine now!” 😒 They gave an entire girl scout troop lice at one point.
on this day in 2013
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
on this day in 2013