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My only desire in life, when it’s all said and done, is to be trusted and beloved by children and animals.
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
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Everybody loves C*nty Ballet Rat season.
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Everybody loves C*nty Ballet Rat season.
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The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
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My sisters and I went to elementary/middle school with a chiropractor’s kids - they’d get sent home for contagious stuff like strep throat and then show up later that day or the next morning, saying, “oh, I got an adjustment, I’m fine now!” 😒 They gave an entire girl scout troop lice at one point.
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” - Upton Sinclair
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
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How Chiropractors Became the Backbone of MAHA
Why they love Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — and he loves them.
www.politico.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My sisters and I went to elementary/middle school with a chiropractor’s kids - they’d get sent home for contagious stuff like strep throat and then show up later that day or the next morning, saying, “oh, I got an adjustment, I’m fine now!” 😒 They gave an entire girl scout troop lice at one point.
on this day in 2013
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
on this day in 2013
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I know this is probably naive but I can’t imagine anyone caring about pennies. I’m sure there are penny guys but I guess it just blows my mind that they exist
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know this is probably naive but I can’t imagine anyone caring about pennies. I’m sure there are penny guys but I guess it just blows my mind that they exist
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The Incredible Jimmy Smith was born on this day December 8, 1928! A new Classic Vinyl Edition of the Hammond B3 organ legend's album "House Party" comes out this Friday: store.bluenote.com/collections/...
Stream our spotlight playlist "Jimmy Smith: The Finest": bluenote.lnk.to/JimmySmithFi...
Stream our spotlight playlist "Jimmy Smith: The Finest": bluenote.lnk.to/JimmySmithFi...
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The Incredible Jimmy Smith was born on this day December 8, 1928! A new Classic Vinyl Edition of the Hammond B3 organ legend's album "House Party" comes out this Friday: store.bluenote.com/collections/...
Stream our spotlight playlist "Jimmy Smith: The Finest": bluenote.lnk.to/JimmySmithFi...
Stream our spotlight playlist "Jimmy Smith: The Finest": bluenote.lnk.to/JimmySmithFi...
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watching a thing about the royal navy and come on dude. you are fucking shitting me. come on
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
watching a thing about the royal navy and come on dude. you are fucking shitting me. come on
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Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://theonion.com/quentin-tarantino-slams-paul-dano-as-worst-actor-on-wikifeet/
There needs to be painful consequences. Not "metaphorical" pain, either.
Until there are consequences for this behavior it will continue.
A MAGA grandpa in Wyoming called 911 and told the operator to “call ICE” on an Amazon delivery driver simply for speaking Spanish.
“There’s this guy in front of my house who can’t speak English. You need to call ICE on him.”
“There’s this guy in front of my house who can’t speak English. You need to call ICE on him.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There needs to be painful consequences. Not "metaphorical" pain, either.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
how is this reality happening
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
how is this reality happening
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A man can only take so much
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A man can only take so much
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I only care about Lester Young. Everybody else can get behind Lester Young
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I only care about Lester Young. Everybody else can get behind Lester Young
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“can the grinch’s cloaca be circumcised?” one of the most explosive threads in forum history, locked after 16547 replies
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“can the grinch’s cloaca be circumcised?” one of the most explosive threads in forum history, locked after 16547 replies
Anyone who watches this is a psychopath
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Anyone who watches this is a psychopath
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Ban this garbage product. If it kills cats, it’ll kill kids.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ban this garbage product. If it kills cats, it’ll kill kids.
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once read that ava gardner said when asked why she stayed in a tumultuous marriage with frank sinatra that he’s 119 pounds and 19 pounds of it is cock
good for her
good for her
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
once read that ava gardner said when asked why she stayed in a tumultuous marriage with frank sinatra that he’s 119 pounds and 19 pounds of it is cock
good for her
good for her
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Wendingen • A square-format Dutch magazine known for its constantly changing cover designs and its view into early modernist graphic ideas, 1921...1931.
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wendingen • A square-format Dutch magazine known for its constantly changing cover designs and its view into early modernist graphic ideas, 1921...1931.
The ideal Diarrhea Set-Up
I am staying at a place with the toilet in the shower and it is >$400 per night
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The ideal Diarrhea Set-Up
Dudes rock.
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dudes rock.
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Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?
Further proof that SCTV was the absolute greatest to ever do it
The Skit That Made Michael McDonald Think He Was Having a Mental Breakdown
YouTube video by Rick Beato 2
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Further proof that SCTV was the absolute greatest to ever do it